Sexually Explicit Star Wars Quotes.

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macgeek2005
Star Wars IV: A New Hope

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

3. "Look at the size of that thing!"

4. "Sorry about the mess..."

5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

6. "Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"

7. "You're got something jammed in here real good."

8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."

9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"

Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back

1. "And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!"

2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."

3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"

4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."

5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for awhile."

6. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...."

7. "Control! Control! You must learn control!"

8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

9. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

10. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi

1. "Rise, my friend."

2. "Open the back door!"

3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"

4. "It's just a dead animal..."

5. "Not bad for a little furball."

6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"

7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"

8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."

9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"

10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."

Obi-OneManShow
Get clear Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!

macgeek2005
Yes. Of course. Feel free to add any new ones.

GCG
Get out of there ! Put that down ! Hey Thats my dinner !

Ushgarak
Wow, 70s humour lives...

Lord Shadow Z
The Emperor: " You want thisss , don't youuu"

Red Superfly
"Feeeel the force around you"

"What an amazing smell you've discoverred"

"Get behind me, get behind me!"

"Governor Tarkin, I would have expected you to be holding Vaders leash......"

Lord Shadow Z
The Emperor (ROTJ): Ah yes, a Jedi's weapon... much like your fathers'

macgeek2005
oh.. my gosh. This is getting out of hand. lol

DarkAge
"Into the garbage shoot, fly boy."

Gord
hahaha those are all hilarious, but
"Governor Tarkin, I would have expected you to be holding Vaders leash......" is my favourite, haha

amity75
"That's it leia, it's gonna go all over your face."

amity75
Oops sorry - I was thinking of another movie I saw a while ago.

bill9d9
Macgeek, this is the BEST thread you have ever started! Kudos after many, many tries!

master sifadius
Governor Tarkin: commence operation, you may fire when ready.

macgeek2005
I didn't create the Original bunch of quotes. I found them on a random star wars stuff site.

Darth Luke
*possible he came in through the south entrance. possible? WHY DONT YOU HAVE A LOOK*

just added a bit more there

Darth Luke
* You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!*

Lord Shadow Z
Senior pilot to Luke (ANH): Are you sure you can handle one of those things?

Darth Luke
thats a good one

Lord Shadow Z
Originally posted by Darth Luke
thats a good one

cheers

Lord Shadow Z
Lando (ROTJ): Just a little higher! Just a little higher!

Vader (ROTJ): I have felt him, my master

Han (ESB): I'm gonna get closer to one of the big ones

eleveninches
Episode 6 (jabbas blue servent guy): Jabba the wanker

Darth Luke
is that really?

eleveninches
its when the crew is going to jabbas palace (he says it when he meets the droids, and i think he says it again when luke arrives). Jabba also says something like that about chewie when they meet in ep6

eleveninches
" i have felt him, my master"
" strange that i have not"

eleveninches
ep6:

C3po: "I never knew I had it in me"

Red Superfly
"Hey, point that thing someplace else"

Lord S
C3PO: "Mistress Leia"

SlickRick69
Han, the porn director, to Luke Digler:
"Great shot, kid! One in a million!"

Leia, after a successful 'mission' ending in a grand explosion:
"I knew there was more to you than money.."

C3PO, after getting to know too much about Leia's liasons with Han:
"I'm not going in there..."


Han again, directing his principals in a complicated orgy scene:
"This one goes here, That one goes there..."

Han again, but to Chewy, rather than Leia... ohhhh Han:
"I'm trying to get us out of here, and you go and pull those apart..."

Lord Shadow Z
Leia (ESB): Are you crazy? After what you did to Han...

Luke (ESB): I think you'll find I'm full of surprises

eleveninches
leia: "into the garbage shoot, flyboy."

luke: "I got him."
han: "Great kid, dont get cocky."

leia: "They're coming through"

eleveninches
"we'll get to work on him right away"

"i got one on my tail"

"get clear wedge, you cant do any more good back there"

eleveninches
"luke, at that speed, are you sure you'll be able to pull out in time?"

"we'll stay back far enough to cover ya"

" i can see the tower, but i cant see the exhaust port"

eleveninches
"hurry up luke, they're coming in much faster this time"


"hurry up luke" "wait!!!"

eleveninches
"i have you now"


"you may fire when ready"


"you're all clear kid, now let's blow this joint and go home"

eleveninches
"in time, you will learn to call me master!"

Lord Shadow Z
Han (ROTJ): I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew

Vader (ROTJ): Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them

eleveninches
"but how could they be jamming us if they dont know we're coming"

Darth Maverick
Wedge an his filty mind...

"Look at the size of that thing"

"good shot red 2"

"I'm right on him Luke"

eleveninches
"okay. Han, you put those on him"

eleveninches
"queen amidala is young and naive. You will find that colntrolling her will not be difficult"

DarkAge
"It didn't go in, just impacted on the surface."

Ripe
OMFG!!

ive seen all these before but for some reason when you guys quote them one by one and after seeing ep3...I AM ON THE FLOOR IN HYSTERICS!!! LOL

thanks for the laughs fellas!!

SixOfTwelve
OK, prequel trilogy, but here we go:

- "Again you come before us, your highness."

- "At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi."

The Biker Scout
The x wing pilot in ROTJ

"She Gonna Blow!"

TheFilmProphet
Originally posted by SixOfTwelve
- "At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi."

laughing out loud

Sparks
I did this same thread on the original Star Wars Galaxies forum. I love it.

eleveninches
"this time we'll do it together"

spekdah
BIGGS- " Sir , luke is the best bush pilot in the outer rim territories!"

eleveninches
Cant remember the exact quote, but its from epidode 3, when obiwan talks about the "outer rim sieges"

The Biker Scout
Originally posted by DarkAge
"Into the garbage shoot, fly boy."


"Into the garbage shoot, fly boy."

Priceless...........as your digested over the course of a thousand years!!! LMAO laughing out loud

Red Superfly
"In you must go" Yoda ESB

"We would be honoured, if you would join us" Vader ESB

"Hahaha told you they'd do it!" Lando ROTJ

"He will not be permanantly damaged" Vader ESB

"Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for......sister........" Vader ROTJ

tpaquin
I can't believe I haven't seen this one here, yet.

Red Leader-->"It came from behind!"

xyz jedi
can you reach my lightsaber han?

Obi-OneManShow
Slightly off-topic... (so sue me)


Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms for Masturbation
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15> Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon

14> Grooming the Wookie

13> Making the Kessel Run

12> Polishing Vader's Helmet

11> Evacuating Hoth

10> Unsheathing the Meatsaber

9> Releasing the Special Edition

8> Jumping to Delight Speed

7> Communicating with Red Leader

6> Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo

5> Tinkering with the R2 Unit

4> Manually Targeting the Rebel Base

3> Performing the Jedi Hand Trick

2> Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears

and the #1 Star Wars Euphemism for Masturbation...

1> Test Firing the Death Star

Obi-OneManShow
Top 25 Star Wars "Pants" Lines
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1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

2. You are unwise to lower your pants.

3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.

7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.

10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?

12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.

15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.

16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!

21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.

23. "Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive."

24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

eleveninches
Yoda: Cum, good food.

Saberstylemasta
from the original release of ANW:

"Whats this thing, looks like a handle. It pops out?

Saberstylemasta
ESB:
C3po: Captin, turn it, canptian, turn it!

Lord Chariol
when put out of context they are quite funny

CrazyOcelot
OBI-WAN: You seem a little on edge, Anakin.

ANAKIN: Not at all.

OBI-WAN: I haven't felt you this tense since we fell into
that nest of gundarks.

laughing

Yes its PT, strike me down with a lightsabre...

AmrothSkywalker
OMG those pants ones were hilarious!

2Tidus!
"Nobody said being a Jedi was honorable" - Kyle Katarn to Jaden Korr.

lihp123
Vader (ROTJ): I have felt him, my Master.
Emperor: Strange that I have not.

General Zodiac
Vader: What she couldn't have, I FELT HER she was alive

DarkAge
Han: Get on top of it!
Leia: I'm trying!

KJ
Obi-Wan in Ep2 - "Your clones are very impressive."

Darth Nhilus
Episode 2: It's copurse it's irratic and it gets everywhere

Tulak Hord
I got another pants line to add, tho it's from ep 2.

Yoda: The pants of the dark side has fallen. Begun, the clone war has.

Kosmos Supreme
10 years later.

queeq
Yes... so? Digging up fossils?

Jmanghan
Leia in Episode VI?

queeq
???

StiltmanFTW
Gotta love necrobumps. First post is made out of pure win.

LukeStarkiller
Originally posted by macgeek2005
Star Wars IV: A New Hope

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

3. "Look at the size of that thing!"

4. "Sorry about the mess..."

5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

6. "Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"

7. "You're got something jammed in here real good."

8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."

9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"

Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back

1. "And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!"

2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."

3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"

4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."

5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for awhile."

6. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...."

7. "Control! Control! You must learn control!"

8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

9. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

10. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi

1. "Rise, my friend."

2. "Open the back door!"

3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"

4. "It's just a dead animal..."

5. "Not bad for a little furball."

6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"

7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"

8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."

9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"

10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."

Ha, ha, brilliant, like being in a Carry On version of Star Wars. Genius!

LukeStarkiller
After Luke & Leia kiss, I like it when Leia says: "Now bend me over and do me like a filthy incest-loving space ****". (Got edited out in the end, but I have the rushes) (**** rhymes with "hut", but begins with S and swap the H with an L) (this isn't exactly innuendo, is it? I don't think I've got the hang of this)

KDY Executive
Only one I can think of right now is,

"You know I can take whatever I want?" -Kylo Ren to Rey. laughing

UCanShootMyNova

queeq
Hehehe... well, in the end, she didn't. Typical.

Beniboybling
hubba hubba

UCanShootMyNova
"I need help with this big hairy thing!" - Finn, The Force Awakens.

riv6672

Lord Lucien
"I want you to draw me like one of your Corellian girls."
-Chewbacca

riv6672
"So, you have a twin sister. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me."

UCanShootMyNova
"You want this..."

*Stokres item in question*

"Don't you?"

riv6672
Would it help if I got out and pushed?
-TESB

UCanShootMyNova
*Rey silently stares at Luke*

*Luke silently stares back*

Rey offers him a cylindrical metal object*

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