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Do you like licking things? I do. I think I have good tounge-eye co-ordination. What are some of the things you've licked and seen other people lick?

tongue-eye coordination??? Ummm...... I accidentally licked a metal railing once, and it hurt like a b*tch when I had to rip my tongue off it!!

Heeeeeehehehehehehehehe.

Not saying anything but I predict two...maybe 3 NON sexual replies in this whole thread.

-AC

Squirrels.

I licked a TV once, just because I could.

Teehee.

I agree with AC.

I know my first thought when reading this thread title was NOT in the PG-13 range....

So did I!!! It's gonna go down hill.... starting.... right away

I lick... things

I also lick Tootsie Pops, I can never get to the chocolatey center without biting though.

It's too late at night to think of licking someone non sexually

Originally posted by silver_tears
It's too late at night to think of licking someone non sexually

I licked silver tears shoulder...just now.

Originally posted by DarkAge
What? I just wanted to talk about licking. If a few bad apples start turning things sexual I can't be blamed.



What was on the screen?

I can't remember...the screen tasted dusty though.

Originally posted by DarkAge

What was on the screen?

prolly Charmed... naughty

Just call me Alphstratdamus.

-AC

Originally posted by silver_tears
It's true, it's true droolio

And you taste like Vanilla.

Wow, this is turning reeeally bad.....

Originally posted by D-Double
prolly Charmed... naughty

I've never seen that show actually.

I just licked a popsicle....

Wow that sounded bad.

Originally posted by Coldfire
Wow, this is turning reeeally bad.....

And it's gonna get a whole lot worse

I know it is!! That's the funny part!!

Originally posted by D-Double
You should check it out.

If you're in to lick'n the boob-tube, Alyssa Milano would taste splendid...

She has weird teeth, they scare me. fear

Originally posted by Imaginary
And it's gonna get a whole lot worse



A thread titled "licking things" is just ASKING for it

Niiiice.... more like Johnny Depp!!! lmao

Originally posted by Lana


A thread titled "licking things" is just ASKING for it

Hehe yeah...

omg!! I want some too!!

Well while we're being technical, all wallpaper is lickable. Just tastes like crap I should imagine .

-AC

Would you know from experience, AC?

Originally posted by D-Double
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

The best movie line in the world is when that stoner guy from Super Trooper licked the plexiglass in the troopers squad car and said that line from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Johnny Depp... droolio

I'd so lick him

naughty

Originally posted by Lana
Would you know from experience, AC?

I could make such a rude joke there....but I'll be good.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Well while we're being technical, all wallpaper is lickable. Just tastes like crap I should imagine .

-AC

... Too-shay .... euro

id lick.....damn....i have no idea what id lick.......

Oh and... mmm... caramel sundaes... oh god... droolio

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I could make such a rude joke there....but I'll be good.

-AC



Not that hard to make dirty jokes tonight, I think

drool omg I want one too!!!

I want a dirty joke

Please? droolio

Knowing him, the joke'll be at my expense....

Hahahaha.

Scrap the joke....who wants to hear a little revelation I had the other day? Or maybe it's not PG-13....

-AC

Well you never know..... shifty

i dont want to say anything that Ive licked...cause it is R-rated

Prolly not PG-13....but still funny as hell.....

Originally posted by silver_tears
I want a dirty joke

Two tongues walk into a bar... um......... damn, I got nuthin...

When people mention the PG13 rule I just feel like a little kid

Well then let's hear some!!

I wanna make sure I won't get banned, and if you all wanna hear my theory, I will.

-AC

Originally posted by D-Double
Two tongues walk into a bar... um......... damn, I got nuthin...

One said to the other...

Umm, well what kind of theories do you come up with then???

Originally posted by Imaginary
Oh and... mmm... caramel sundaes... oh god... droolio

Cute girl covered with a caramel sundae

Does anyone feel like being licked right now as much as I do?

id lick myself....on my arm...you sickos...i know what you were all thinking.....

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I wanna make sure I won't get banned, and if you all wanna hear my theory, I will.

-AC

Im in

I would

Ok well, to whoever may read this (Mods, Admin), don't ban me.

So I was talking to a female friend of mine the other day and we were talking about piercings etc.

I've always wondered, with regards to genital piercings:

I wonder if it's possible to give a girl an orgasm with like...a magnet. Electromagnetic pulse or something.

Makes you wonder.....or maybe I'm just a kinky bastard.

-AC

That sounds painful

How would electromagnetic pulses be painful? Interesting theory, AC

The magnet part itself

Originally posted by silver_tears
I want a dirty joke

There once was a tongue from Nantucket
she fell deep in love with a muppet
Every time she got near, fur stuck to her rear
she said "I'd rather just lick it than f**k it"

Eww...

Originally posted by silver_tears
The magnet part itself

I don't think someone would walk up and stick a magnet to your...erm...yeah. Heh.

I nearly died laughing when he told me that

Umm....nice poem, Doob.....

See now, we were all safe and kinky with my magnetism theory, and you ruin it!!!!

-AC

Kinkyness

Awesome

Originally posted by Imaginary
I would

Wanna come over to my house for a caramel sundae?

Now I'm guessing you don't buy the 'purity' stuff anymore?

-AC

I told you guys he wasn't innocent....

Our current MSN convo is proving it even more that AC's thoroughly corrupted

what happens if you have a piercing and you go through the airport metal detectors and they strip search you.....

Originally posted by Lana
I told you guys he wasn't innocent....

Our current MSN convo is proving it even more that AC's thoroughly corrupted

LIES! PROPAGANDA!

MORE LIES!

-AC

Originally posted by Mist
what happens if you have a piercing and you go through the airport metal detectors and they strip search you..... ]

I should get a job at the airport droolio

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Ok well, to whoever may read this (Mods, Admin), don't ban me.

So I was talking to a female friend of mine the other day and we were talking about piercings etc.

I've always wondered, with regards to genital piercings:

I wonder if it's possible to give a girl an orgasm with like...a magnet. Electromagnetic pulse or something.

Makes you wonder.....or maybe I'm just a kinky bastard.

-AC


omfg, you ARE a kinky bastard!!! naughty

Originally posted by DarkAge
Wanna come over to my house for a caramel sundae?

I was referring to Mist's post

Originally posted by Imaginary
]

I should get a job at the airport droolio

Yup, you're thoroughly corrupted

Originally posted by Coldfire
omfg, you ARE a kinky bastard!!! naughty

Don't you make fun of my magnet fetish! I swear, there'll be Hell to pay.

-AC

what if you had a really strong magnet that pulled the piercing out.....ouch.....

Originally posted by Lana
Yup, you're thoroughly corrupted

Don't tell the other mod ladies!

Originally posted by Imaginary
Don't tell the other mod ladies!

Don't worry Imag, I won't...they'd kill ME for not telling you to keep away from this

Good

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Don't you make fun of my magnet fetish! I swear, there'll be Hell to pay.

-AC

Mist has a handcuff fetish... but then again, so do a lot of people

I kinda do

Handcuffs?!?!?!

You sick freaks....who uses handcuffs?!?!?!

-AC

Pfft......look who's talking.....

Originally posted by Imaginary
Mist has a handcuff fetish... but then again, so do a lot of people


WHAT!!!???


oh you are one sick girl imag.....

Let's not forget whips and chains

Oh I've done it all, you know me.

For real. Not gonna hide anymore .

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Don't you make fun of my magnet fetish! I swear, there'll be Hell to pay.

-AC


scared Noooo!!! Please don't hurt me!!!

Originally posted by Mist
WHAT!!!???


oh you are one sick girl imag.....

Leave me alone!

sadangel

Originally posted by Imaginary
Let's not forget whips and chains

I wasn't referring to your post

Hey, I won't have people bad mouthing whips, chains, handcuffs or things involving tieing. They're all good.

Not that I've dipped into any of that....

-AC

Originally posted by Imaginary
Leave me alone!

sadangel

ok then

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Hey, I won't have people bad mouthing whips, chains, handcuffs or things involving tieing. They're all good.

Not that I've dipped into any of that....

-AC

Bullshit, Mr. "I nearly re-enacted the Closer video"

Teehee flirt1

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Hey, I won't have people bad mouthing whips, chains, handcuffs or things involving tieing. They're all good.

Not that I've dipped into any of that....

-AC

Mist, thou shalt listen to AC, the Pie God.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Hey, I won't have people bad mouthing whips, chains, handcuffs or things involving tieing. They're all good.

Not that I've dipped into any of that....

-AC


Ooooooo..... naughty really now, you haven't have you?? We'll just see about that shifty lmao!!

HEY!

She caught me off guard! I thought it was only gonna go as far as blindfolding! SHE brought out the cuffs and chains, it wasn't me!

I just liked it, that's all .

-AC

Hey, I gotta say, it IS quite fun flirt1

Originally posted by Imaginary
Mist, thou shalt listen to AC, the Pie God.

im sure i heard of AC before......oh yeah, thats right, wasnt he the jerk who ended up trashing the 'SW ep3 for troops overseas' thread?

You've done it with someone...?

Imag, let's just say that my innocence went out the window in England

Originally posted by Mist
im sure i heard of AC before......oh yeah, thats right, wasnt he the jerk who ended up trashing the 'SW ep3 for troops overseas' thread?

No I think you'll find I posted an opinion then people forgot to take their midol and went pissy.

Yeah, I'm referring to you also.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
HEY!

She caught me off guard! I thought it was only gonna go as far as blindfolding! SHE brought out the cuffs and chains, it wasn't me!

I just liked it, that's all .

-AC


Ummm..... I can't say anything, I just can't!!!

Originally posted by Lana
Imag, let's just say that my innocence went out the window in England

are you SERIOUS?!

Originally posted by Imaginary
are you SERIOUS?!

Well, WTF did you THINK I did there?!

sugar off the floor

I dunno what there is to do in England.....

Originally posted by Coldfire
I dunno what there is to do in England.....

Imag knows why I went.... flirt1

Well, that part I wasn't sure about! I wondered, though

I got interrogated by both Berrie and Bilb when I got home, Imag

I figured as much...

Licking popsicles is fun!!

Ice cubes droolio

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
No I think you'll find I posted an opinion then people forgot to take their midol and went pissy.
-AC

ok, this will be the last time im gonna reply to one of your posts like this.......im not gonna waste my time and anyone elses time by rambling on unnecessesarily (sp?)

it wasnt a big deal, but you had to go and make something of it. yes, everyone has their own opinions, and they will clash. but goddamn, all you had to do was vote and not even respond to anything. as a result, the thread got closed. i hope you sat there with a grin on your face after seeing it get closed. and i hope you were happy.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yeah, I'm referring to you also.
-AC

all righty, i dont know if this was aimed at me or the people above me....

but if it was for me...i dont think i posted in that thread. but i cant remember, so maybe i should go back and check.

and if your talking about the MJ thread, pff..we can argue there if you like. its not relevant in the otf.

but ive said all im gonna, so pushing this aside and outta the way....hopefully we can continue talking in the otf and elsewhere without any more arguing/clashing of opinions.

mist, out.

Originally posted by Coldfire
Licking popsicles is fun!!

Of course it is, Coldfire!

It sure is!! I fudgecicles!! drool

Mist,

I said my opinion, then I got back on topic. People like you who were whining and complaining about my freedom of speech are the ones who got the thread closed. Don't preach about how we can discuss in the GDF when you're the one who came into this specific thread making a comment about me.

Keep my name off your keyboard if you don't like me.

Originally posted by Mist
it wasnt a big deal, but you had to go and make something of it. yes, everyone has their own opinions, and they will clash. but goddamn, all you had to do was vote and not even respond to anything. as a result, the thread got closed. i hope you sat there with a grin on your face after seeing it get closed. and i hope you were happy.

Someone? Someone wanna do me a favour?

Bring me a violin.

-AC

Aren't we supposed to be talking about licking things and/or sex?

Yeah, he opened a can, I recycled it.

Back to topic .

-AC

yes, topic......... ummmm..... can't think of anything to say about it really.....

icecream

*gasp* Ice cream..... drool

Yummy

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
People like you who were whining and complaining about my freedom of speech are the ones who got the thread closed.

i say again, i dont remember posting in there. feel free to give me a link if you can find it.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Don't preach about how we can discuss in the GDF when you're the one who came into this specific thread making a comment about me.

Keep my name off your keyboard if you don't like me.


you know, i could go and do one better and just ignore, but what would the sense be in that.
ive already said we could leave it and get on with it......but then you just come back with a response like this:

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri

Someone? Someone wanna do me a favour?

Bring me a violin.



as i said before, im out. and i aint gonna reply to another post no matter what the hell you write.

Originally posted by Mist
i say again, i dont remember posting in there. feel free to give me a link if you can find it.

Did I not say people LIKE you?

Yeah.

Topic.

-AC

Guys, please don't fight!!!

Hahaha "fight".

Like I said, done. On my end.

Topic .

-AC

AC don't make me hurt you

Though you might like that....hehe....

You damn right I would.

-AC

* Licks this thread *

Yeah, he'd like that too much,

Originally posted by Lana
Aren't we supposed to be talking about licking things and/or sex?

I apologize in advance for this post...

*sings*

You've gotta lick it.... Before you stick it.... You've gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it...

Boom!... Sha-la-la-la-la! ....... Boom!... Sha-la-la-la-la!

*licks a cd* mmm..britney...
*licks another*mmm...christina..
*licks a third*mmm...star war? oh well, what the hell...



i dont really have any of them......

* Licks someones face, old school WWF Bushwackers style *

*licks a lollipop*

flirt1

I saw a chick with very nice legs yesturday...her face wasnt as great as the legs... but i wanted to lick those legs

Originally posted by Mist
*licks a cd* mmm..britney...
*licks another*mmm...christina..
*licks a third*mmm...star war? oh well, what the hell...



i dont really have any of them......

Go lick Avril, I know you have her CD

Lana, let's kill 'im!

Originally posted by D-Double
.... Nice ....

Do you remember them?

Originally posted by Imaginary
Go lick Avril, I know you have her CD

Lana, let's kill 'im!

*plots evilly*

Ooo I wanna plot evilly too!!

Originally posted by D-Double
Hell yeah!

I used to do the Bushwhacker Strut when I was feel'n happy...

Hardly anyone I talk to remembers them!

I used to do the strut too.

Originally posted by Lana
*plots evilly*

Watch out, Mist!