Texas' Job Drama!
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mah
hmm...sounds better than mowing the lawn!
Gundark
What he doesn't know is his boss wants to kill Bjork.
LanceWindu
Hey Tex tell me how the hell you got that job and I'll try to apply for something similar. It sounds pretty much like a cushy job.
Gundark
It is until they show you the Matrix.
Texas
Well Lance, I registered at Dicker Staffing. When I walked in last Thursday morning they had just gotten the request from PFSweb. So I was the first to apply and I guess I blew their socks off (no sex jokes please) and got the job!!
I start on Tuesday.
They have glass elevators! I'm gonna play on them!
Captain REX
Do the elevators have buttons everywhere and you can go left, right, up, down, north, south, east, west, north-east, north-west, south-east, south-west, horizontal, vertical, and diagonal? You know, the one Willy Wonka has?
Captain REX
BTW, congrats! Only, watch out for your boss's extreme hate for Bjork! He'll shred your pictures and you!
Texas
No they only go up and down
Thanks!
LanceWindu
That was a mouth full REXXY.
ToMacco
You're gonna get fat if you get a desk job.
LanceWindu
I'm already chubby, so what's it matter?
ToMacco
Hmm, you better switch to diet coke then.
LanceWindu
Pepsi is better.
*Starts to hum the Pepsi music*
Pepsi Cola!
finti
but it cant compare to beer
LanceWindu
*In Watto voice*
No doubts there.
Captain REX
I'll, uh...wait until I'm older...
Britney Spears messed up the Pepsi song! She's a jerk!
Captain REX
Did you know that there's a city in Washington called Vader?
ToMacco
Britney Spears is hot.
Texas
Britney Spears is a no talent jigglenaut!!
Texas
Yeah, she's hot.
ToMacco
Who would you rather have; Aguilera or Spears?
ToMacco
Ick.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Texas
Your right, theres nothing wrong with me, I'd do my self!
Texas
I dont have any junk in my trunk!
LanceWindu
This thread has now officially gone to hell.
phinney6
if its gone to hell, then i am the devil
ToMacco
We aleady knew that, ph6.
mechmoggy
Well done on the job thing Tex, glad another one of you work-shy bums is contributing.
Dim
Yeah...Our little texan is a big boy today *wipes a little tear*
Captain REX
*Turns on boombox with that Colledge song playing*
Tex is all grown up! *sniffle* NOT!
phinney6
Yeah right! Tex has just got something to do now
Captain REX
*Turns on Bjork*
I don't like it, but Tex sure does.
*cringes and falls dead*
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