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Oddly enough, it has been a year since the last one... when I posted this- FULL in the knowledge that Edna was very shy and didn't want a fuss made:

"Today, April 24th, is Edna's 18th birthday. Isn't that great? Due to various twisty reasons that are too complex to be summarised here, Edna and myself have formed a friendship on these boards, so I feel honour-bound to celebrate her birthday in some way...

Good going, Witchy-girl...

Anyhow, why don't we all post here our congratulations to Edna, and thank her for the contribution she has made to this forum. Wouldn't be the same without you, my dear...

If enough people tell her that she's marvellous, you may even put me in a good mood and then I'll tell you what I think of her...

Hohohohohohoho..."



And sadly we were rewarded with some singing by Dim. But in any case, Edna was happy about it in the end.

Well, now she is 19, and BOY, have things changed! She's no longer the girl she was but then I guess we've all changed.

So it is certainly time for everyone to wish her a happy birthday again! University commitments have kept her from being around here as much as she likes, but she still loves this place, and all of you, and we all love her, so let her know!

As some of you may have gathered and/or known, things haven't been 100% rosy between us two this last month or so... for reasons that would take far too long to explain even if I had the vaguest idea what the problem was...

But sod all that; I'm watching American Beauty again and that always puts me in a good mood, for many reasons. I'd just like to state that Eleanor (or Princess, as I call her... which I seem to remember threatening to reveal ages ago but never did so) is the lovliest woman on the planet, who took time to get me out of a VERY bad situation when she had no reason to stick her neck out to do so, and was insane enough to come down and meet me even though I could have been some crazy axe murderer (biut then so could she...), and since then has made my life into something worth living. I love you lots, my dear, more than anything else in the world, and I am sorry for anything that I have ever done, recently or otherwise, to upset you, and I guess I'll wait until you are ready to talk to me again...

Of course, I have no doubt that Edna will spend much of tomorrow completely drunk with all her uni friends, so quite when she will read this I don't know, but there had better be many many happy messages here by the time she does so!

And NO singing, Dim!

Ush, I'm not sure what to say - but good luck!

Anyway, Happy Birthday witchy girl....ahem....woman.

Ah, I was young and foolish when I came up with 'Witchy Girl'.

I am sure you can be more jolly than that on her birthday, Raz!

Aw come on! Its 15 past midnight!

I'll see if I can be more cheerful 9am in the morning.

Look- this is the idea:



You can get one of those with a party hat on somewhere, can't you?

Where's Yerssot's Party smilie when you need it?

And it's only April 23rd! But Happy B-day anyway.

Dim, start singing!!!

It's the 24th in the UK, Rex...

Get it right or pay the price!!!

I'll sing for Edna!!!

"Oh she's a jolly good woman
oh she's a jolly good woman
oh she's a jolly good womaaann
Witch(get it?) nobody can deny!!!!"

Happy birthday. Now get a job.

Happy Birthday!!...and nah stick to student life its better......

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Happy Birthday to Youououououououo
Happy birthday to yououououououououou
Happy birthday dear Ednaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Happy birthday to youououououououououououououououououo!

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http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/blow.gif happy birthday Edna, oh the time when I was 19

I'm not singing.......

Ush had his share of smilies for about ten years.

See Ush, If I don't sing queeq will..and you don't want that!

That's a good point. But let's all be mindful of Elle, who can spot a good singer when she hears one...

happy birthday!

http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/otn/party/birthday.gif



HOORAY !!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLE !!!!!!

Can she hear herself?

Watch your step now, Raz.

Happy birthday to you! *cha cha cha*
Happy birthday to you! *cha cha cha*
Happy birthaday dear Edna the Witch! *cha cha cha*
Happy birthaday to you! *cha cha cha*

(and many more on channel 4
And scooby-doo on channel 2
And frankenstein on channel 9
And Batman on C-Span
And a big fat lady on channel 80)

Impressive.... most impressive.

Thats not right. Channel 80 is the Food Network.

With Gundy as your host.

I would love that. I could be on tv all day.

But you are..... on my tv that is.... 24/7 naughty video's of Gundy.

I've been meaning to disconnect that thing.....

It runs on earth power.

electrisity than

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Ush will not be pleased.

Happy Birthday Elle, look after yourself hon'.

Thank-you, Gundy and RC.

This is a place of positive Edna-ness only.

Here's her cake



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WOW, RC!!!! Hi dude! *waves*

Hey ! http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/boots.gif

See? Only an event of such unbridled goodness as Edna's birthday can tempt RC back!

Is that Edna hiding behind the couch ?

http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/Enge-film.gif

I think it is.

I doubt it.

She's very good at hiding.... or so I hear.

True

The couch looks big.

Its the size of the Executor.

This is getting close to fat territory here. Not quite the jolly birthday messages I wanted!

Fat?

What a neurotic response.

I thoiught you of all people would know how easy it is to accidentally call a woman fat, queeq!

I've decided not too bother too much about such misinterpretations. Besides, with my charm I always get away with it.

Lucky you.

Meanwhile, wasn't it a nice day today for her birthday? See, even the weather loves Edna.

not nice weather here

Very nice here as well.

Well, her birthday is over, but I hope we continue to get nice messages here until she gets back...

http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/sunflower.gif

Lovely; that's the idea...

And the party continues....

http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/party.gif

More beer!

I've got lots !

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Moi o-moi. I wuv you.

It's Edna's birthday? HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EDNA, and many, many more.

many more beers????

I got the wine..and the hard liquor. hehehe Happy belated b-day elle








I WUVVVVVVV YOU!!!! in a friend way

Booze?

All right! *throws a 50 on the table* Drinks on me!

this wine and liquar is so espensive that that $50 will get yeah 1 glass of wine and 3 glasses of liquor

*throws $600 down*

There, happy?

It would be quite pleasant if Edna would pop by...............

Don't worry about that Gundy. Have a drink.

We'll all be boozed out by the time she gets here.

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boooooooozzzeeeeeeee

Horrayyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sips whiskey coke*

. . . . . . . . .Horrayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

I puked on Cutty Sark one time.




Just thought I'd share that thought.

Have a beer

What's up with this thread title anyway?

Long awaited return? Who the hell cares? Are we to beleive we all sat around waiting for Edna's next birthday thread?

I hardly drink beer anymore. It gives me a headache. Been drinking Shmirnoff Ice and Zima.

Yummy! That stuff is good!

What's with you and the negative thread comments, To? Just go with the flow on it. The birthday thread was quite a big thing last year and I was playing on that.

Touchy days between To and Ush....

Thanks everyone. The sentiment is muchly appreciated. Wish I had time to stick around and say more but I have just got out of morning lectures and must rush off to Harrow to meet a patient. All a stupid waste of my time if you ask me.

Thanks anyway.

Gotta dash.

Edna xxx

YAYY!!! Edna!!!

xxx?

She wuvs us.

Calm down, she signs all her e-mails like that!

Mind you, she still wuvs us all...

(Waves at Edna)

Happy b'day Edn.........oh nuts I missed her.

Pass on my belated best wishes would you Ush, there's a good chap.

Certainly.

No, she weally wuvs us.

You can see it in her eyes.

http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/inlove.gif

behind the shades

At least she posted in her own thread.

clever girl

Complicated girl, is how I put it...

That has its charms, you know.

Yes, YOU should know.

But I do, my sweet and dear living proof.

When things get too complicated, I recommend this.



Well never mind. It didn't work.

I had a smilie but it took a fart.

So that's what I smelled.

put a plug in it

My lawyer has told me I don't have to comment on that.

AH! Someone help me please! My friend gave me AOTC book for my birthday and now it is sitting on my shelf saying "Read me! Read me!" Must.....resist....must.....not.....be.....weak! Ahhhhhh! This is sooooooooo hard! I must no what happens! I must! Aaaagggghhhhhhhh! http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/Bizkit/sweat.gif

Send it to your parents house so you won't be able to look at it for a couple of weeks

Don't read it until after you see it. You'll be sorry if you don't wait.

even better: sent it to me

You had better not read it until we see the film together!!!!!!!! Um, if we do.

So are some of you guys still meeting to watch AOTC in England?

ush... are you asking me out?

Well, I was talking to Edna...

...but sure.

errrr... Ush... errr... I'm ... errr... flattered... I think...
but I think we should see eachother not THAT often... let's drop the pace a bit... lets say to ... nothing?

*steps slowly away from Ush*

You crack me up yerss.

Well, you *****!

*shocked*
oh!
*slaps Ush straight on his cheek*
How dare you!

You're not too young for a good wife-beating, you know!

How dare you be so rude to me!
I'm going to get daddy!

This is really getting freaky.

Daddy doesn't care about you!]

Anyway, I hope a certain amount of Edna love has been established. Same time next year, I'm sure.

well... let's see about THAT! I'm sure if To is still here next year he won't be happy with a new title like this

I'm staying strong people. Staying strong!

Muscle woman!

Well, I ordered the book and I WILL be reading it as soon as it arrives.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I won't read it until after.

*covers ears to block sound of queeq's voice giving away all the details in the book*


LALALALALALAALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALLAA

so we can't say that Han Solo is Yodas father?

Not yet.

I guess since Edna's birthday is over we can lock this one.


*waits for Dim*

*waves hand*
you will keep this one open

That doesn't work on Dimmy.

please?