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all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air. In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys, they were up to no good, started making trouble in our neighborhood! I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared, she said "you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!" I whisted for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, yo home, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, I yelled to the cabbie "Yo home, smell you later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Crappiest show ev-errrr!


(Like Will Smith though.)

it had it's moments. Few and far between, but that's more than I can say for, say, Friends, IMO.

Funny that they have a black butler with a slight british
accent!

What? Mr.Belveder was busy?


(Like that show, though Wesley was annoying often.
Sad last episode as well, but I digress.)

was there a point in making this thread?

i love that show will smith is propa funny

its dated.....!

its funny ...but annoying!!!

same with all his films...he can only play one role -
the funny guy ..
.very limited!acting skills
!!! even in 'Hitch' and 'i, robot'.....

i thought both hitch and i, robot were good

I got nothing...yet!!

Originally posted by nitro-swicked
i thought both hitch and i, robot were good

they were good...
but all his performances are the same...

the good guy trying to 'right wrongs' or help people.....

very predictable
dont get me wrong hes a good actor, he plays his characters well...its just..... its Will smith...not his character ..just Will.....

ill give an example when i think of one .....

Let's Get Jiggy Wid It!!!!


jiggy

i think that kid needs help! ^^ call a nurse

it is the crappest show ever

Originally posted by Mighty Yoda
it is the crappest show ever


its almost 20 years old.....the 'joke's arent that funny any more..

its like "pull my finger"

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
"pull my finger"








Just joking with you UK.





Seriously though, "pull my finger" is funny,
only because farting is funny.

why am i not surprised !!! men !! disgust




(lol)

Originally posted by BullitNutz
all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air. In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys, they were up to no good, started making trouble in our neighborhood! I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared, she said "you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!" I whisted for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, yo home, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, I yelled to the cabbie "Yo home, smell you later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

I do not care too much for that show.But cool song through.JM

jackie

dont laugh !!
N.S! pull my finger is not funny!!!!!

please


(seriously guys today/night !!! must be something on the 'y' chromosome)

Farts are not funny!


litfart

of course they are not funny...thats my point Darling!


*tries to stifle girlish giggle*

fails

hysterical

u didn't fail it was a good girl giggle

thank you

question bigboy- do u have a picture on KMC?

Expelling gas from one's intestines is nothing to laugh at UK!

It's a perfectly natural, healthy thing to do!!

tell that to the men in the picture!!!!

no

hmmmm.... ok

im asking coz i was looking at some photoes on KMC...mayb it was my imagination ....
maybe i am crazy

maby both ?


advice...


ignore me


( dont ignore me i need your love to keep my heart beating or else ill die .....LOVEME )_

u huh hum... sorry about that...*takes medication*


im fine now *twitch* crazy

Calm down sweets, I'm here.kisses

will smith.... hate that fellow when ever i meet some1 and tell them my name they say "will.....will smith!" damn them

Originally posted by King Burger
Calm down sweets, I'm here.kisses

you kiss me and tell me to calm down ...." yeah right!!!!!!!"

come here K.B .....drool......

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
will smith.... hate that fellow when ever i meet some1 and tell them my name they say "will.....will smith!" damn them

thats bcoz thoes people are IDIOTS
pay them no mind.... then when they'renot looking 2guns
"bust a cap in their a$$"

yay!!! cap in the a$$!!!!!

gunsmilie

they wont know whats hit them !!!
the element of surprise

yay!!! element of surprise!!!!

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
thank you

question bigboy- do u have a picture on KMC?
This is the real badboy:



http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/STFU-*****.jpg

are you just saying Yay and repeating what im saying ...


(love your siggy )

Tou'll have to turn the ***** into

B
I

T

C
H


YES?

what ^^???

He means the link.

Instead of "*****", it should be "bitc h" (no space.)


And that's one ugly annoying-lloking kid!!

ooooooo ok thanks


erm...lookaround

......LMFAO........hysterical FOMClol ROTF!!!!
lol1

no way ....lol ......lmao

very nice

lol

hey girl no need dissin boys just cus we have different liks and dislikes to girl (that was a lil late)

Originally posted by it dow sleep
hey girl no need dissin boys just cus we have different liks and dislikes to girl (that was a lil late)


It's never too late!!

lol mayb anyway kingy hows life

Originally posted by it dow sleep
lol mayb anyway kingy hows life


im crazy how are u ?

Originally posted by King Burger
Let's Get Jiggy Wid It!!!!


jiggy king

gettin jiggy with it

i swear that kids having a seizure or sumting!!!!!!!

poor kids!!!

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
im crazy how are u ? i'm good ty

" dukrka drukka mahammed jehad!!"

are you "ronry "like me?

Bring it.
Whoo!
Unh, unh, unh, unh
Hoo cah cah
Hah hah, hah hah
Bicka bicka bow bow bow,
bicka bow bow bump bump
What, what, what, what
Hah hah hah hah
Unh,
on your mark ready set let's go
dance floor pro I know you know
I go psycho when my new joint hit
just can't sit
gotta get jiggy wit it
ooh that's it
now honey honey come ride
DKNY all up in my eye
you gotta Prada bag with alotta stuff in it
give it to your friend let's spin
everybody lookin' at me
glancin' the kid
wishin' they was dancin' a jig
here with this handsome kid
ciga-cigar right from Cuba-Cuba
I just bite it
it's for the look I don't light it
illway the an-may on the ance-day oor-flay
givin' up jiggy make it feel like foreplay
yo my car-dee-o is Infinit-
ha ha
Big Willie Style's all in it
Gettin' Jiggy Wit It



na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it
repeat 3x

what you wanna ball with the kid
watch your step you might fall
trying to do what I did
mama-unh mama-unh mama come closer
in the middle of the club with the rub-a-dub, unh
no love for the haters, the haters
mad cause I got floor seats at the Lakers
see me on the fifty yard line with the Raiders
met Ali he told me I'm the greatest
I got the fever for the flavor of a crowd pleaser
DJ play another
from the prince of this
your highness
only mad chicks ride in my whips
south to the west to the east to the north
bought my hits and watch 'em go off a go off
ah yes yes y'all ya don't stop
in the winter or the (summertime)
I makes it hot
gettin jiggy wit 'em

na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it
repeat 3x


eight-fifty I.S. if you need a lift
who's the kid in the drop
who else Will Smith
livin' that life some consider a myth
rock from south street to one two fifth
women used to tease me
give it to me now nice and easy
since I moved up like George and Wheezy
cream to the maximum I be askin' 'em
would you like to bounce with the brother that's platinum
never see Will attackin' 'em
rather play ball with Shaq and um,
flatten 'em
psyche
kiddin'
you thought I took a spill
but I didn't
trust the lady of my life she hittin'
hit her with a drop top with the ribbon
crib for my mom on the outskirts of Philly
you trying to flex on me
don't be silly
getting jiggy wit it

na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it
repeat 3x

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
" dukrka drukka mahammed jehad!!"

are you "ronry "like me? wot u seen team america world police that is funny as shit man

Originally posted by it dow sleep
wot u seen team america world police that is funny as shit man


hilarious!!!!!!!!

what the signal *waves hands *

best part....when he was throwing up !!!!

tht was sooooo funny.. my stomach started hurting!!!!!!!

i know and it started splattering and shit oh man

i'll like it when they turn around in the car and drive at team America

surprise co.ckface (bang)

once again team America has pi.ssed of the inter world by blowing up half of Ciro

i'm so ronry so ronry

wot the fu.ck is rong with him man

here is r new preseident of F.A.G
(screen turns on)ohhh hwaawo

lmao ...splattering!!! lol ... when he was coming out of the bar...staggering.. lmao

o n when they destroyed France....!!! lol

o n the sex scene .....lol doggy ...lmao

his 'transformation'' bits of p***S on his face and the shoe polish !!!!! lmao

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
lmao ...splattering!!! lol ... when he was coming out of the bar...staggering.. lmao

o n when they destroyed France....!!! lol

o n the sex scene .....lol doggy ...lmao

his 'transformation'' bits of p***S on his face and the shoe polish !!!!! lmao oh shit ur going on my buddy list lmao

MATT DAEMON

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
lmao ...splattering!!! lol ... when he was coming out of the bar...staggering.. lmao

o n when they destroyed France....!!! lol

o n the sex scene .....lol doggy ...lmao

his 'transformation'' bits of p***S on his face and the shoe polish !!!!! lmao


lmao


" herow ewry body..."
"inebidable"
"what?"
"in- ebidable"
"come again ?"
"inebidable"
oh ineveitable
"yea inebidable.....open your freaking ears!!!!"

" maaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Daaaaaaaaaaamon"


lmao

" there are 3 types of people in the world....."

and they are

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
lmao


" herow ewry body..."
"inebidable"
"what?"
"in- ebidable"
"come again ?"
"inebidable"
oh ineveitable
"yea inebidable.....open your freaking ears!!!!" LMAO oh fu.cking hell i just put it on and i can't type properly

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
" there are 3 types of people in the world....." pussies a.ssholes and di.cks

team america r di.cks F.A.G r pussies and KIng John Ill is an a.sshole but thats not important right now

" D!cks, P***Ys, and A$$holes"

" now p***ys dont like d*cks, coz p***y's get F**ked by D*cks, but d*cks also f**k A$$holes !!!"

and if di.cks didn't fu.ck a.ssholes u got ur pussies and di.cks all covered in shit Lmao

LMAO hysterical hystericalhysterical

omg im gunna pi$$ my self.....hysterical

thats right

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
LMAO hysterical hystericalhysterical

omg im gunna pi$$ my self.....hysterical (hugs)i think i'm in love lol

hey u know when lisa goes shhh and put her finger to Gary's mouth she pokes him in the eye

lol ... yea

"promiseme you'll never die'"
"i cant do that"
"if you said that id have sex with you right now!"

pause

" i promise...i will never die"

How old are you it dow sleep?

well hello again

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
lol ... yea

"promiseme you'll never die'"
"i cant do that"
"if you said that id have sex with you right now!"

pause

" i promise...i will never die" lolOriginally posted by King Burger
How old are you it dow sleep?
that is the question even i don't fu.cking know

Originally posted by it dow sleep
lol
that is the question even i don't fu.cking know nah i'm only joking around i do like UK but shes loads older than me and well i got a GF which dosn't help the situation lmao but fu.cking hell u like team america

Originally posted by it dow sleep
nah i'm only joking around i do like UK but shes loads older than me and well i got a GF which dosn't help the situation lmao but fu.cking hell u like team america

'sheds older'
thanks i feel ancient!!!

*goes into the corner and cries *

lol, dont worry ...thers sum one im after, i thnk he nose who he is.....

hey yoda!naughty lol

joke !!!

keep to ur self but i'm 12 and i dont wanna get thrown out the site so to the mods i'm 14 hey how old r u 19 -18

Originally posted by it dow sleep
keep to ur self but i'm 12 and i dont wanna get thrown out the site so to the mods i'm 14 hey how old r u 19 -18

youve kinda just shot ur self in the leg hunny!!!!!

im 18

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
'sheds older'
thanks i feel ancient!!!

*goes into the corner and cries *

lol, dont worry ...thers sum one im after, i thnk he nose who he is.....

hey yoda!naughty lol

joke !!! i'm not dissin u or anything but u a bit of a lesbian ur profile u drool of anglina jolie now to me thats a bit lezzy

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
youve kinda just shot ur self in the leg hunny!!!!!

im 18 y u say that ur not a mod or a grasser or something cus thats just down right gay

Originally posted by it dow sleep
i'm not dissin u or anything but u a bit of a lesbian ur profile u drool of anglina jolie now to me thats a bit lezzy
...
lmao ...Angelina is worth drooling over!!!! so what!!!
she hott!!!

Originally posted by it dow sleep
y u say that ur not a mod or a grasser or something cus thats just down right gay

no i aint a grass but youve posted it....they CAN read it you no tht right!?

yeah but i've told over 20 ppl in about 30 different post (which dosn't add up at all)and still got away with it some 1 graased me up before but my story is full proof so

What do you know about lesbians anyway?

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
...
lmao ...Angelina is worth drooling over!!!! so what!!!
she hott!!!



no i aint a grass but youve posted it....they CAN read it you no tht right!? u just made ur self sound more of a lesbian now by saying shes hot so i'm gonna keep me distance for a while (shuffle 3 cms away)thats better

Originally posted by King Burger
What do you know about lesbians anyway? some of my girl mates (not girlfriends there a difference)have admited to being lesbians

i'll brb need food

If they're as old as you are, then they don't know
what the f*** they're talking about.

And if they're older than you...well, I don't think
any older girl would look at you, or any other
baby for that matter.

your all sick hos

Originally posted by King Burger
If they're as old as you are, then they don't know
what the f*** they're talking about.

And if they're older than you...well, I don't think
any older girl would look at you, or any other
baby for that matter.


lol
leave him b Darl-ing

i dont mind being called a lesbian .......

Originally posted by King Burger
If they're as old as you are, then they don't know
what the f*** they're talking about.

And if they're older than you...well, I don't think
any older girl would look at you, or any other
baby for that matter. dude i have never hung around with ppl my own age

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
lol
leave him b Darl-ing

i dont mind being called a lesbian .......

what ....


w/e


so ..........what now?

No, ofcourse not! because you're just too cool for that!

And ofcourse, we all know that older girls just loooove
hanging around snot-nosed punks who's adam apples
haven't even dropped yet. And they can't wait to tell
them about their sexual preferences too!

Sorry to break this to you kid, but girls in lingerie catalogues
don't count.

Originally posted by King Burger
No, ofcourse not! because you're just too cool for that!

And ofcourse, we all know that older girls just loooove
hanging around snot-nosed punks who's adam apples
haven't even dropped yet. And they can't wait to tell
them about their sexual preferences too!

Sorry to break this to you kid, but girls in lingerie calaogues
don't count.


shocked


k.B leave him be !

u might b right u might b rong but u don't even know me so how can u judge me

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
shocked


k.B leave him be ! no UK let him say wot hes gonna say i don't care to b honest

meh !!

w/e

*mumbles * you try to b nice to ppl........*trails of.......*

Why?!

I'm sick of those damned kids who are barely out of their
diapers, yet already act like they f***in know the world!

"dude i have never hung around with ppl my own age"?
How cool is he, huh?!?!

"Lesbian"? What the hell does he know?!

Stupid kids these days need the s*** beaten out of them!

oh and ur the person to do it r u thinking ur such a big man by treating kids younger than u like dirt

music "la lalalalal a"


nopity tried to warn ya!

*grabs a bucket of popcorn, sits in sofa and watches *

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
music "la lalalalal a"


nopity tried to warn ya! ty for trying to defend me but hes still gonna come out with it so

Originally posted by it dow sleep
oh and ur the person to do it r u thinking ur such a big man by treating kids younger than u like dirt

I don't treat kids younger than me like dirt, I ignore
them like insects.

But when the insect buzzes too loudly, then I shoosh
it away.

When I was young I also thought I was "mature". But
even then I never went to a woman and called her a
"lesbian" because it made me feel like the man I wasn't!

Next time you want to act like a big man and talk about
things you know s*** about, then do it with your fellow
babies, but not to grown-ups!

Understand?

your all entitled to your opinions....

i shall remain neutral .....

* starts to grease them up *

is he gone or just thinking of some more bullshit to say

please stop fighting

i cant stand angry words......! brings back memories id rather forget !!!!


guys please !

Originally posted by King Burger
I don't treat kids younger than me like dirt, I ignore
them like insects.

But when the insect buzzes too loudly, then I shoosh
it away.

When I was young I also thought I was "mature". But
even then I never went to a woman and called her a
"lesbian" because it made me feel like the man I wasn't!

Next time you want to act like a big man and talk about
things you know s*** about, then do it with your fellow
babies, but not to grown-ups!

Understand? dude i respect that but i'm the next genaration and we're getting smarter faster u might think we know nothing(and some of us do ur right)but face it u r not that smart ur self to b honest but hey i don't know u can't judge u so

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
please stop fighting

i cant stand angry words......! brings back memories id rather forget !!!!


guys please ! hey i'll stop if he does but u know i don't think he wonts to untill he wins

Originally posted by it dow sleep
dude i respect that but i'm the next genaration and we're getting smarter faster u might think we know nothing(and some of us do ur right)but face it u r not that smart ur self to b honest but hey i don't know u can't judge u so


"Next generation"? What the f** is this, "Star Trek"?

You're getting smarter faster?! Yes indeed, becuase we
all know that video games and MT-f***in-V makes you
a regular baby Einstein.

I don't give a rat's a** what you know, you don't show
any presumptious attitude to people older than you,
especially women.

And maybe I'm not smart, but I sure as hell know alot
more about this world, including "lesbians" than you do,
kid.

4kit.....

you dug ur own grave mate!

fine u win wotever but wotever u say i'm always gonna disagree with because we hate each other (well i hate u) so (sing)

wot starts alright ends ok
so i'll end this with a fu.ck u,but have a nice day

(leaves)c yeah UK

bye !!!! take care

will do

Aaaaawwww, isn't that cute? The wittle baby knows
the wittle wordy "fuc k"?

"fighting makes baby jesus cry "

Well, the "fighting" (fly-swatting to me) is over.

Let him think over what a big mouth he has during his cry.

whats your favorite colour ?

Right now? Blood red!

lmao

Que cera, cera!

what ever wil be will be ....the futures not our's to seee....