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Somebody e-mailed this to me:

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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over
the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling
hands:

Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you
that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real passion and he
is so nice, with all his piercings,scars and tattoos, and his big motorcycle.
But it's not only that Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be
very happy in his trailer in the woods.

He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my
dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the
cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll
pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better,
he deserves it. Don't worry about our money situation, Ahmed has
arranged for me to appear in certain films that his friends Leroy and
Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn$50 per scene.
I get a $50 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene and
an extra $100 if they use the horse.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take
care of myself. Someday I'll visit you so that you can meet your
grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted
to show you that there are worse things in life than denting a car. Sorry
about your Porsche, I love you!

HAHAHA! that's great

Originally posted by eleveninches
Somebody e-mailed this to me:

----------
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over
the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling
hands:

Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you
that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real passion and he
is so nice, with all his piercings,scars and tattoos, and his big motorcycle.
But it's not only that Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be
very happy in his trailer in the woods.

He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my
dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the
cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll
pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better,
he deserves it. Don't worry about our money situation, Ahmed has
arranged for me to appear in certain films that his friends Leroy and
Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn$50 per scene.
I get a $50 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene and
an extra $100 if they use the horse.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take
care of myself. Someday I'll visit you so that you can meet your
grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted
to show you that there are worse things in life than denting a car. Sorry
about your Porsche, I love you!

That sounds like something I would do!jm

I dare you to do that. Or, you could fake the letter to make it look like it was written by someone you dont like, and then send it to their mother. That would be SO cruel

i thought the letter was quite funny

Hahaha that is so hilarious.....girls should do taht as an April Fool's Day prank.

omg

but i'm sure that the mother has gotten heart attact before reading the PS cry

Yeah. She might not even want to read the whole letter. She'd just read the first half and then break into tears.

Originally posted by eleveninches
Yeah. She might not even want to read the whole letter. She'd just read the first half and then break into tears. true, but it was totally hilarious

Originally posted by eleveninches
Somebody e-mailed this to me:

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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over
the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling
hands:

Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you
that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real passion and he
is so nice, with all his piercings,scars and tattoos, and his big motorcycle.
But it's not only that Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be
very happy in his trailer in the woods.

He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my
dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the
cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll
pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better,
he deserves it. Don't worry about our money situation, Ahmed has
arranged for me to appear in certain films that his friends Leroy and
Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn per scene.
I get a bonus if there are more than three men in the scene and
an extra 0 if they use the horse.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take
care of myself. Someday I'll visit you so that you can meet your
grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted
to show you that there are worse things in life than denting a car. Sorry
about your Porsche, I love you!

hilarious

Originally posted by Clovie
omg

but i'm sure that the mother has gotten heart attact before reading the PS cry

lol no kidding

Originally posted by eleveninches
Yeah. She might not even want to read the whole letter. She'd just read the first half and then break into tears. exactly

Originally posted by IceWithin
lol no kidding cry


pooor mother

that letter is soo harsh

I would like to try that 1 time but i do not want my mom to break into tears and then have a heart attack.

she dented the Porsche!

lol at least it isnt yours