Life's Unanswered Questions

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TWelling4Ever
This thread is to talk about life's unanswered questions....


I'll post some examples...


If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?


Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?

"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Mist
If i put on socks, does that mean im already in motion to put on shoes?

TWelling4Ever
Hmm....interesting....



-Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
-Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
-How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
-Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?
-Do stairs go up or down?

BakaXero
i made a thread like this once....
i let it die...

TWelling4Ever
Bummer...got any to add?

Mist
Why would i get arrested for indecent exposure if i ran down the street naked? my genitals are decent....big grin

Snipes
do gay bars have both male and female toilets?

TWelling4Ever
I like Snipes!

TWelling4Ever
that was a good one!

Snipes
thanks i guess.

it dow sleep
when a mime is arrested does he/she have the right to remain silent

TWelling4Ever
LMAO

it dow sleep
lol

TWelling4Ever
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

it dow sleep
things that make u go hmmmmmm lol

TWelling4Ever
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

it dow sleep
if heaven is made of clouds how come ppl a falling from the sky

Da Moose
How DO they get the caramel into the caramilk bar?

Why did the passengers on the SS Minnow (Mr Howell, Ginger etc) pack so much sh'it if it was only a 3 hour tour?

TWelling4Ever
HMMM>......interesting..........

Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

it dow sleep
how come its called load of the rings when there was only one to rule them all

Snipes
why do people by N Sync cds

TWelling4Ever
hence the name "lord"

the ruler of the rings.




anyways........


Do bald people get dandruff?

TWelling4Ever
Originally posted by Snipes
why do people by N Sync cds


true.... laughing

it dow sleep
how do hedgehogs reproduce

TWelling4Ever
don't want to know!

it dow sleep
y r flying squirrels called that when they glide not fly

Mighty Yoda
weird questions

Corran
Originally posted by it dow sleep
how do hedgehogs reproduce Very carefully.

it dow sleep
if u fell through the Earth (and survived which is unlikely)would u come out the other side upside down

it dow sleep
how did a man on a 600 story building fall off his balcony and survive(guess)

Snipes
Originally posted by it dow sleep
y r flying squirrels called that when they glide not fly

because calling them gliding squirrels is an insult to the little buggers

it dow sleep
Originally posted by Snipes
because calling them gliding squirrels is an insult to the little buggers lol

Corran
Originally posted by it dow sleep
how did a man on a 600 story building fall off his balcony and survive(guess) He was in the first floor.

Snipes
cya fellas, im off to play some madden and then watch battle royale, talk to you all later.

take care

Clovie
the most suprising me thing is what my parents are saying
all the time they're moaning that i'm not going out SO often
but everytime i'm going out they're making up DOZENS of problems blink

it dow sleep
Originally posted by Corran
He was in the first floor. nope he was on the very top floor (try again)Originally posted by Snipes
cya fellas, im off to play some madden and then watch battle royale, talk to you all later.

take care ok c yeah round

TWelling4Ever

TWelling4Ever
Any more blink

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