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Oh no. My mother is flying out to Texas tomorrow for a business meeting. I'm so scared for her.

I told her to watch out for a chubby dude with stretchmarks, passing out Bjork flyers.

You're so evil.

my best wishes goes out to her

Hehehe.

Poor Tex.

I wonder if he'll ever return. Time to mount some razor blades in the slapping machine.

what is this about tex`s financial state Gubdy

Gubdy ? Are you slurring me ?http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/screams.gif

What financial state ? Did I miss something ???

Chubby?!?! Stretchmarks!?!?!
WELL!!!! How Outrageous!!!!!

Where in Texas Tomacco? It's a big state you know!

Why? You wanna stalk her?

seems like it to me

Theres on one lady on this planet that I would even consider stalking, and ToMacco's momma she aint!!
besides,
ToMacco's momma gots bill collectors stalking her anyways!!

Obviously you never saw To's mommy.

could you describe her, queeq?

Hey Tex, you're the one who said you had stretchmarks.

I think she went to Houston. But I don't really know.

"How Outrageous!" You're a funny bastard, Tex.

Corpous Kristi. Is that right? That's where she is.

So your mom flew from a bank in Minessota to Kristi's Corpous, whatever that is?

???

Are you sure you're not drinking?

I have like two stretchmarks on my right shoulder. You can barely notice.
So she went to Corpus Cristi? eh?
She not on a business trip, she went to the beach!

She called her a while back. Sounds like she got pretty hammered on the plane.

Is Corpus Cristi anywhere near you? Isn't CC down by the Mexican border?

She better bring me back a Texas shotglass.

I'm in North Texas, a stones throw away from Oklahoma. Corpus is way down in the Gulf of Mexico, 1hr 30min plane trip from Dallas.

You're state is too big.

TX could cruch MN like a bug!!!

You're all a bunch of drunken wannabe cowboys.

Drunken? I think not! This is the bible belt Mr.!!!!!

What are you gonna do? Blast me with your six-shooter?

Of course not!
I'll just remind you that Jesse(the body)Ventura is your Governor!

I didn't vote for him.

Buy my governor can beat up your governor.

Oh yeah!?!?!?!!

Well my railrood comptroller can beat up your comptroller!!!!

. . . you've got a twisted mind, my friend.

It all started with that Bjork crap.

I agree what an insult to crap