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I love llamas!

LESSON 1

llamas live in peru....

LESSON 2

llamas eat chickens...

LESSON 3

llamas cant fly....

this is all you need to know to get anywhere in life!

ok then monkey!

Do you remember every single word from the llama song

yes if ya wanna see the Llama song go to here!

Originally posted by Pirate_monkey
I love llamas!

LESSON 1

llamas live in peru....

LESSON 2

llamas eat chickens...

LESSON 3

llamas cant fly....

this is all you need to know to get anywhere in life!

Llamas don't eat chickens.

Llamas have been exported so technically they don't live in Peru but in many places.

Don't forget llamas aren't green. People need to know that.

Also, the llamas can't fly truth all depends on spectrums involving points of view and future advancements. Some people may think a jump is flying. Or, in the future, we may somehow enable llamas to fly.

Originally posted by MC Mike
Also, the llamas can't fly truth all depends on spectrums involving points of view and future advancements. Some people may think a jump is flying. Or, in the future, we may somehow enable llamas to fly.

If you toss a llama out of a plane it will fly...for few seconds at least

jeez monkey u sound like this one girl i no who used to b obssested with Llammas

Yea so all the laws are internally flawed.

Llama cannot trim their own toenails.

Be careful when teaching a Llama to ride a bike, for they don't have the heart for such endeavours.

llama's are cool even though they sometimes stink in their own way.

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Llamas don't eat chickens. Originally posted by MC Mike
Llamas have been exported so technically they don't live in Peru but in many places. well this is what they taught us in primary schoolOriginally posted by -Funky Punk-
jeez monkey u sound like this one girl i no who used to b obssested with Llammas i dont think so cause this is a new thing for me!

don't forget, Syphillis was spread to humans through llama screwing.

huh?

Syphillis originates from a south american tribe that screwed llamas, the pathogen mutated and spread to the tribe, then spread to conquistadors, then to europe.

but why would they do that?

Cultural beliefs. Why would natives in new zealand eat their ancestors brains and spread Kuru (aka mad cow aka Kreuzfeldt-Jakob) to each other?

Originally posted by Pirate_monkey
yes if ya wanna see the Llama song go to here! cry it is SCARY crybag

how? it is cool!

Originally posted by Pirate_monkey

this is all you need to know to get anywhere in life!

So why the hell am I revising from my biology exam?

Llamas are CUTE

Originally posted by Telpy
So why the hell am I revising from my biology exam? ask your biology teacher...

llamas are nice

I likes llamas

Originally posted by Elessea
I likes llamas ya! they are furry!

they also carry good meat on them, and are best eaten in soup.

Llama's don't have "camel toe" even though they are the camel's cousin. They get llama toe.

ok i need help! im gonna write a book with the same title as this thread so can you llama fans give me some really interesting facts?

Llama's are afraid of Ronald McDonald.

llamas smell funny!

any other interesting facts about llamas out there?

Well, you could look it up on the internet and find FACTUAL (no offense Lance) about llamas. Unless you wish to make fun of them, then go right ahead.

Originally posted by Pirate_monkey
any other interesting facts about llamas out there?

Yeah,There boring

Originally posted by Pirate_monkey
yes if ya wanna see the Llama song go to here!


Dude, it's a llama

lol Thats it man.It's like ...............................who cares?

but Llamas ROCK!!!!

monkey any chance ur name is Anna?

llamas can fly if they fall of the cliff ... only downwards tho

Originally posted by ladygrim
llamas can fly if they fall of the cliff ... only downwards tho

Originally posted by ladygrim
llamas can fly if they fall of the cliff ... only downwards tho how about llamas can freefall? but not survive :/

my book on llamas is on a Hi-atus until i get more funny llama facts! can anyone help me?