New Pope in Revenge of the Sith

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HOBBE5
Check out the resemblance. It's the first thing that popped in my head as soon as the new pope came out,
was that.....well, he looked a little evil, but he looked a lot like the Emperor/Sidious/P.

New Pope - http://us.news3.yimg.com/beta.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/345,http%3A%2F%2Fus.news2.yimg.com%2Fus.yimg.com%2Fp%2Fafp%2F20050419%2Fcapt.sge.iiq63.190405221956.photo00.photo.default-266x380.jpg

ROTS Palpy - http://img196.echo.cx/img196/4896/premieresids6dy.jpg

ROTS Palpy - http://jangofett01.free.fr/Num%e9riser0021.jpg

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Torik_Shai
It's true! It's true! I knew there was something familiar about him! laughing

LanİeWindu™
Did you have to use such large images???

theshakl
HA HA HA HE LOOKS IDENTICAL IN THAT PIC! Better keep our eyes on this new guy

Discomurf
just made a comparison pic...

http://www.flashanimate.com/popepalps.jpg

scared

HateWork
well i'm not a fan of religion anyway, so i don't care.

but from now on i'm gonna call him pope palpy

hunchy
Haha, that is hilarious the similarities. Discomurf I love your moving icon.

Discomurf
Thanks hunchy.

http://www.flashanimate.com/cowbell6gv.gif

hunchy
Haha. Love that. Will Ferrill is great there.

darthvinss
ahah, this pope is awfull and his thoughts too... he's the worst the vatican could elect...

Darth Odious
I thought about that scene in attack of the clones at the end, when palpetine stood on the parapet and watched his master piece. The pope walking out on the balcony was a little eerie, no doubt.

BAILY
He wont last long.. his rule will be short... like Palpatines

ubidoobascooby
George is actually a Genius basing a script on events that haven't happened yet. wink

Attack of the cardinals

The dude becomes pope.. and then the govenor of california. (somehow)
Calls for a vote of no confidence in george bushes leadership. Takes over the presidency and declares an empire. All the other cardigans try to stop him but he's too damn evil.. with his weee beedy eyes.. oh.. love him now they do... u just wait shifty

Clovie
Originally posted by HOBBE5
Check out the resemblance. It's the first thing that popped in my head as soon as the new pope came out,
was that.....well, he looked a little evil, but he looked a lot like the Emperor/Sidious/P.

New Pope - http://us.news3.yimg.com/beta.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/345,http%3A%2F%2Fus.news2.yimg.com%2Fus.yimg.com%2Fp%2Fafp%2F20050419%2Fcapt.sge.iiq63.190405221956.photo00.photo.default-266x380.jpg

ROTS Palpy - http://img196.echo.cx/img196/4896/premieresids6dy.jpg

ROTS Palpy - http://jangofett01.free.fr/Num%e9riser0021.jpg

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i wanna say that one of this EVIL links has oppened over 160 popups blink
i got the message that so number of them has been oppened schmoll and it was still oncomming blink



YOU ARE ALL EVIL cry

pika122689
http://www.19stardrumco.com/pope.jpg


By kidblast at the IGNboards. wink

Lord Banshee
Originally posted by pika122689
http://www.19stardrumco.com/pope.jpg


By kidblast at the IGNboards. wink

"Every single non-christian is now an enemy of the katholic churche"
"Do what must done"
"Show no mercy"

laughing

Imaginary
laughing out loud

Stunrun
laughing out loud

darthbrowneye
If you will not turn to the catholic side, then you will be destroyed! mad mad

Stunrun
can you believe this guy supported the Nazi's when he was 12!? and now hes pope messed

Bowlin4Mustafar
This whole thread fits nicely under the "is nothing sacred" line of thinking, dont you think wink......by the way that photoshp picture is pure gold.

And stunrun...not that i wish to turn this into a discussion but you would have been hard pressed to find a german 12 year old boy who wasnt in the Hitler Youth during the war, it was pretty much expected. So its a tenuous link to say he "supported" Nazi's...hmmm how do you write the word Nazi in plural form....thats the first time i think i ever have had to. lol

stefaan
Hah i would like to see Benedictus XVI in the Senate seen, y'know, him raising his hands like he constantly did then putting them back together.

HAROLD
the resemblance can't be denied...

hazkid
i like eggs benedict.

darthvinss
Originally posted by Stunrun
can you believe this guy supported the Nazi's when he was 12!? and now hes pope messed

I believe it for sure : as Bush's grand-father supported them too and won a lot of money with the jews working hard....

PVS
OMG i love the photoshop work.
the choice of pic for comparing benedict with palpatine
was spot on!!! good stuff!! laughing out loud

jaden101
still say palps looks like tony christie of "is this the way to amarillo" fame

http://www.schlagerstars.com/interviews/christie.jpg

http://www.blueharvest.net/images/prequel/episode2/palpatine.jpg

PVS
Originally posted by jaden101
still say palps looks like tony christie of "is this the way to amarillo" fame


a close resemblance...but i think palpatine looks alot more like ian mcdiarmid

peluffo
Found in the net

http://img220.echo.cx/img220/1530/habemuspapam14vz.jpg
http://img220.echo.cx/img220/1214/habemuspapam29zv.jpg
http://img220.echo.cx/img220/1806/habemuspapam32yn.jpg

LanİeWindu™
Oh dear god those are great!

HAROLD
GENIOUS

Gollum1956
aha pure evil the pope is destroy him we must :P lol they look so the same Jaden.

The Ones
hysterical

Sesse
Originally posted by Bowlin4Mustafar

Nazi's...hmmm how do you write the word Nazi in plural form.


Well, it's
a jedi, the jedi.
a sith the sith.
a nazi the nazi.

i guess...

DarkYoda
I agree...when I saw him for the first time step out onto that balcony and put his hands in the air I thought... yep...he's evil!!

I just didn't have the guts to make a new thread. stick out tongue

Those pictures are priceless by the way... keep 'em coming! big grin laughing

atila the great
i'm a catholic but damn it if i didn't scream the same thing yesterday, he looks exactly like palpatine and that pic posted by pika is just the same as the "...into the first galactic empire" scene from trivial pursuit

sen
There are some funny newspaper titles here in Germany on Papa Ratzi:

E.g. the "Bild" says "We are pope" as a link to the world championship (just like "we (= the German people) are world champions)

or the "taz" has only a complete black front page with a small line "oh my god!"


Fortunately I'm protestant... or bad luck? Ratzinger is strictly against protestant church.

((The_Anomaly))
hahaha! omg, funny stuff guys, the pope in the senate pods, priceless..

SithSpy
Im a devout catholic so I should be yelling hieracy..........but the resemblance and humor here cannot be denied, so I will now commence in laughing my a*s off

peluffo
OMG!!! blink wacko What the f**k?

http://img150.echo.cx/img150/614/ratzatine4zf.jpg

El_NINO
As a catholic I have to say I am laughing becasue he does look alike but what i dont like is that your calling him evil

please dont call him evil

SithSpy
agreed

peluffo
We are making fun of a resemblance (I do just that, at least). But i don't think that it has to become a political thread, and I hope the mods will intervene if that is the case, and move it were it belongs then.

DenKi
hes way to old for a Pope i think, he could just drop dead anytime soon

Jedi Priestess
How is this EP3 related?

peluffo
You can report it if this is inapropiate wink
It had started as a topic about pope/palpy resemblance. If you read the whole thread, you can figure it. smile

SithSpy
Denki, the Pope is so old always b/c of the process which they go through to get there, they first half to be elected to bishop and then cardinal, then the college of cardinals elects the pope, so needless to say it takes a while and you have to accomplish alot so that takes time

Not tryin to make this political just answering a question

PVS
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SithSpy
now THATS funny, good backup with the link PVS i didnt even think about that laughing

EDIT: now i look dumb laughing at a post thats not there anymore, but you know what im talking about

Darth Subjekt
haha you nerd, laughing at nothing laughing j/k man

BAILY
This guy has to be Palpatine... he is sooo creepy

Lord Banshee
Well the pope is talking in some silly old sith language laughing out loud

PVS
Originally posted by SithSpy
now THATS funny, good backup with the link PVS i didnt even think about that laughing

EDIT: now i look dumb laughing at a post thats not there anymore, but you know what im talking about

ehhh, i figured...whats the use?
besides, i could point out hypocracy till the cows come home,
but what good would it be if it falls of the deaf ears of the hypocrite?

nothing

anyway, sorry for faking you out










shifty http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=334889&perpage=20&pagenumber=2 : whistle

vorphalack
I shall call him Popaltine.

-V

Cascador
Originally posted by El_NINO
As a catholic I have to say I am laughing becasue he does look alike but what i dont like is that your calling him evil

please dont call him evil

oh but he is evil...it's not because he's the pope that he is a good guy...if you heard what he all said about women and all other religion! The guy is a nazi!

SithSpy
Popaltine---------THATS HILLARIOUS

I hearby present you with the KMC "Joke of the Day" Award, Congratulations laughing

oh and cascador, hes not evil hes a catholic traditionalist.



whoa that sounded alot like, hes not a murderer hes a political idealist

PVS
Originally posted by vorphalack
I shall call him Popaltine.

-V

is that like 'ovaltine'?

General Kaliero
Excellent job finding that resemblance. I, too, am a devout Catholic, but I know of nothing in church doctrine against laughing at humorous occurrences.

Pope Benedict XVI is a traditionalist, the same as John Paul II was. He's not, evil, he's not a Nazi. He just wants to get the Church back to its roots.

SithSpy
mmmmmm as good as a sith lord but with more vitamins and minerals

mandalorian_war
u know he is a ex nazi no joke blink

kiadimundijedi
Originally posted by El_NINO
As a catholic I have to say I am laughing becasue he does look alike but what i dont like is that your calling him evil

please dont call him evil

Maybe Nazi is More Like it...

jedijunky1138
Originally posted by peluffo
Found in the net

http://img220.echo.cx/img220/1530/habemuspapam14vz.jpg
http://img220.echo.cx/img220/1214/habemuspapam29zv.jpg
http://img220.echo.cx/img220/1806/habemuspapam32yn.jpg Holy Shotgun that was funny! sad smile eek! laughing

Torik_Shai
Those robes fit perfectly too. Totally something Palpatine would wear.

vorphalack
Originally posted by PVS
is that like 'ovaltine'?

Haha...I think someone needs to bust out the photoshop one step further. wink

-V

theshakl
As a non catholic i will says,

What about GOD?! why so much attention on a man! What about God guys?!

DCLXVI
Popaltine> laughing out loud

"Church back to it's roots"?
SO....invading the Middle-East and killing the Infidels? stick out tongue
Working so far....

hazkid
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/hazkid/funnypics/popecopy.jpg
he looks like he's giving a force shove, but lightning is better.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/hazkid/funnypics/evilcopy.jpg

Bubbapilot
Being a cradle catholic, I should be offended by this, but you know, I always thought there was something sith-like about those deacons and bishops... confused

Tombonator3000
http://img260.echo.cx/img260/6233/popetine3cc.th.jpg

Alliance
rofl...ALL of these are absolutley hilarious

lucasfilm
from Link Removed because it had porn in it

^^ PICS MAY NOT SHOW UP

GCG
http://www.personal.psu.edu/faculty/a/f/afn1/scrc/Airshow_1998/Real_Stop_Sign.jpg

nonsense

lucasfilm
NOOO WE WONT!!

lil bitchiness
OMG!!

I knew my petition - Vader for Pope wasnt a scam! I just didn't know it went all the way to the top! scared

GCG
i disagree with your petition and this thread

tpaquin
I'm a Caothlic and have no problem with this. Satire is important.

GCG
im OK with satire.

but look how the thread develops ; first he is mocked as a 'Dark Lord' of evil and then the remarks come rolling in..

Originally posted by Stunrun
can you believe this guy supported the Nazi's when he was 12!? and now hes pope messed

Originally posted by Cascador
oh but he is evil...it's not because he's the pope that he is a good guy...if you heard what he all said about women and all other religion! The guy is a nazi!

Originally posted by mandalorian_war
u know he is a ex nazi no joke blink

Originally posted by kiadimundijedi
Maybe Nazi is More Like it...

mocking the pope as a 'Dark Lord' of evil is not satire ; cause it then went pear-shaped when a couple of members posted that nazi support, which further hints to malicous association........i wonder howe many of us had freedom of choice when we were twelve-years-old !

Darth Plagueis
Yikes...you shoulda been here a while back when everyone was comparing Buddah to Jabba the Hutt.......
Now THAT was ugly!

((The_Anomaly))
hhaha, we dont mean to upset the religious people...lol

its just funny!

darthvinss
Originally posted by theshakl
As a non catholic i will says,

What about GOD?! why so much attention on a man! What about God guys?!

who r u talkin' about ??? eek!

TheForceSupreme
This stuff is funny!

ickeris2003
laughing LOL!!! oh my gosh, those pictures are hilarious. keep up the good work guys. bring them on. laughing rolling on floor laughing

DARTH STEVIOUS
I love it it was the first thing i thought when i first saw him with his robes on the balcony and every one screaming LOL.

sith_darth_jay
Originally posted by GCG
im OK with satire.

but look how the thread develops ; first he is mocked as a 'Dark Lord' of evil and then the remarks come rolling in..

mocking the pope as a 'Dark Lord' of evil is not satire ; cause it then went pear-shaped when a couple of members posted that Nazi support, which further hints to malicous association........i wonder howe many of us had freedom of choice when we were twelve-years-old !


but he wasn't 12 when he joined the army


you did know that, didn't you? he was a Nazi in uniform.... I don't know what he did when he was a soldier, but he was in the Nazi army nonetheless... he says he didn't joined on free will but that doesn't change the fact that he was indeed a Nazi....

he is a holy man, and only god knows if he really has a clean conscious now, I hope he does....

I'm Catholic and I'm not happy with his election as Pope, but I hope he proves me wrong

either way, the resemble is such... laughing

GCG
Originally posted by sith_darth_jay
but he wasn't 12 when he joined the army


you did know that, didn't you? he was a Nazi in uniform.... I don't know what he did when he was a soldier, but he was in the Nazi army nonetheless... he says he didn't joined on free will but that doesn't change the fact that he was indeed a Nazi....



1) I never said he joined the army at twelve. YOU are suggesting that i said that.

Ratzinger was twelve-years old the same year was 1939 and thats when WWII broke out. are you telling me that at 12 years old Ratzinger was all happy and geared up to be a Nazi and go to war ??

FFS, i dont think there was a single German who relished sending family and friends to WAR ;

If he was born in 1927 and the war ended in 1945, he was just 18 years-old....tell me how much belief one has in the Nazi ideology at 18 years especially when his father was against the Nazis + that he was not part of the youth organization.

2) You make up a ridiculous association saying that he was a nazi in uniform. One does not need to be uniformed to have Nazi ideologies....

does every soldier in Iraq have GW. Bush beliefs ?
is every North Korean a communist ?
did the whole of east germany have communist beliefs ?
was every Iraqi in the Abu-Ghraib prison an instigator ; a terrorist ; a criminal ?

there has been Nazi association to the Pope. And the first thing that springs to mind when Nazi is said is: Hitler, Holocaust, Death, Prison, War,.......etc.

Is this what you want to associate this Pope to ?

i think not

sith_darth_jay
1) I never said he was 12 and in the army.. read my post again


2)I meant the army uniform. I'm not saying anything about his belief... what I'm saying its that he was indeed IN THE NAZI ARMY.... after that (don't know how long afterwards) he and his brother became priests.

you see, I don't intend to point him out as Nazi (belief wise) or associate him as such, what I meant was directed to your discomfort about the other people posts.

I forgot about something and I'M SORRY for that: I'm not comfortable about other ppl calling him evil, cuz I don't think he's evil at all. I agree with you on that. It's just that I don't think his was the right choice, especially cuz he's sick sad.

.... this shouldn't become a political discussion, so I won't talk about it anymore.

just don't be mad cuz of ppl making fun of his appearance, it's just that he does look like palpatine

tpaquin
Originally posted by GCG
1) I never said he joined the army at twelve. YOU are suggesting that i said that.

Ratzinger was twelve-years old the same year was 1939 and thats when WWII broke out. are you telling me that at 12 years old Ratzinger was all happy and geared up to be a Nazi and go to war ??

FFS, i dont think there was a single German who relished sending family and friends to WAR ;

If he was born in 1927 and the war ended in 1945, he was just 18 years-old....tell me how much belief one has in the Nazi ideology at 18 years especially when his father was against the Nazis + that he was not part of the youth organization.

2) You make up a ridiculous association saying that he was a nazi in uniform. One does not need to be uniformed to have Nazi ideologies....

does every soldier in Iraq have GW. Bush beliefs ?
is every North Korean a communist ?
did the whole of east germany have communist beliefs ?
was every Iraqi in the Abu-Ghraib prison an instigator ; a terrorist ; a criminal ?

there has been Nazi association to the Pope. And the first thing that springs to mind when Nazi is said is: Hitler, Holocaust, Death, Prison, War,.......etc.

Is this what you want to associate this Pope to ?

i think not

He was in the Hitler Youth, but it was obligatory for all boys his age in Germany. He hated it, and after he got out, he became a very progressive professor until he became dean of the college of cardinals, when he became more conservative...as do most people when they get older.

I don't think that he's evil, but we are allowed to make fun of the way he looks. I'm sure he's not sitting at home on his little Pope PC crying his eyes out.

You bring up that not every soldier has to agree with GW's plans for iraq, and so on, so in the same way one can conclude that one does not have to revene the pope as God on earth in order to be a Caothlic.

GCG
Originally posted by tpaquin
He was in the Hitler Youth, but it was obligatory for all boys his age in Germany.



Yet briefly ; the lack of a full instruction denied any bad Nazi ideology to grow within him.

Originally posted by tpaquin
I don't think that he's evil, but we are allowed to make fun of the way he looks. I'm sure he's not sitting at home on his little Pope PC crying his eyes out.

as i said ; i am not againct satire. im against labeling.

and as i also said before, the thread went pearshaped withe the Nazi association and the pornographic material.

Originally posted by tpaquin
You bring up that not every soldier has to agree with GW's plans for iraq, and so on, so in the same way one can conclude that one does not have to revene the pope as God on earth in order to be a Caothlic.


i dont think that i understood ; as i know it the Pope is a servant of God not God.

tpaquin
Originally posted by GCG
Yet briefly ; the lack of a full instruction denied any bad Nazi ideology to grow within him.



Exactly. Like I said, he had no choice, but even at 12, he did not agree with it, proving that he is a very intelligent man. He's not exactly the Pope that i wanted,(I was hoping for somebody who had more support for homosexuality and teh growing AID epidemic) but he's very intelligent, and that's for damn sure. I disagree with anyone bringing up ties to Naziism, though. The German people are, in general, understandably touchy about that.

he's just weird-lookin'

voltrex35
HEY HOBBE5, you weren't the only one who noticed the instant resemblence. I was watching the "Habemum Papum" on MSNBC live, got freaked out when I saw the Pope. My first thought was this guy looks and sounds like Lord Sidious. There was something in his eyes. And then all the people in the plaza started roaring like blind idiots as if this guy was a GOD. The fact that the pope doesn't get elected by the people is very dictarorial to me.
Keep a close watch on the guy.
confused
Peace out.

leowyatt
Originally posted by Lord Banshee
"Every single non-christian is now an enemy of the katholic churche"
"Do what must done"
"Show no mercy"

laughing now the two cardnials should be anakin and obi wan

Alliance
Not trying to revive an old thread...just posting a photoshop project I just did because I felt like doing it...

Mysterious Man
Originally posted by Alliance
Not trying to revive an old thread...just posting a photoshop project I just did because I felt like doing it... "POWER!!!!!UNNNLIMAHHTED POWWWEERRRR!!!!!" stick out tongue

Tangible God
Originally posted by Alliance
Not trying to revive an old thread...just posting a photoshop project I just did because I felt like doing it... Wesker used to have a pic like that in his profile.

Still funny though.

Alliance
i think it is...just an update... nice quote M.Man lol

Traya
"Once more the Catholics will rule the planet! And we shall have...mass."

Mysterious Man
Originally posted by Alliance
i think it is...just an update... nice quote M.Man lol Thanks dude,this pic isn't about Darth Benedictius,but it's funny nonetheless:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/MattK/STAR%20WARS%20customs/Palps-MERGED.jpg

Alliance
Thats prior to the popehood...lol

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