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lol just comment about wierd things that guys do lol

you mean like re arrange ourselves in public?

Ask pointless questions

open your eyes while kissing

or too much tongue

if we open our eyes during kissing that only means its been going too long.

well duh


it's cuz that we love you

Pee standing up?

look up womens skirts?

or perhaps thats just me

Some guys I used to go to school would laughed like gorilla's.....thats never good!

I know....so off-putting too!

hey thats how we laugh when were watching the game....

....oh dear god!

laugh like gorrilas neva heard that b4 i feel sorry 4 the people in thier company when you do laugh like that lord

Originally posted by Demarthl
you mean like re arrange ourselves in public?
lmao yeh whats that bout

GUYS PLAY GUITAR AND GIRLS SHOULDN'T, THAT IS WIERD. Why do girls think they should be able to do these things?

thats all a part of life i mean we cant be uncomfortable now can we

erm..true

totally as if wed ever dream lmao

just dnt look rihgt, when your walkin around others

scratch their buts like gorillas in public when walking with you

Originally posted by Moonunit
GUYS PLAY GUITAR AND GIRLS SHOULDN'T, THAT IS WIERD. Why do girls think they should be able to do these things?

why do you think we shouldnt !

Originally posted by MissPinkness
scratch their buts like gorillas in public when walking with you


i know yeah totally not descreet like

do you think its alright for men to wax and moisturise then.....or not?

moisturise yes wax were exactly

oh come on were not that bad... and plus some guys pull the "i'm looking for change in my pocket" routine. you gurls are lucky were discreet enough to do that much. if it itches... it will be scratched

Originally posted by a1hsauce
oh come on were not that bad... and plus some guys pull the "i'm looking for change in my pocket" routine. you gurls are lucky were discreet enough to do that much. if it itches... it will be scratched

true but doesnt that show no self control when around OTHER PEOPLE

Originally posted by Ms.Moose


There's a MS. MOOSE?!

looks like moose mans happy

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
do you think its alright for men to wax and moisturise then.....or not? moisturise yes wax, maybe

Originally posted by lilmisskitten
true but doesnt that show no self control when around OTHER PEOPLE
i agree with the kitten, and if anything it just wants us want to laugh at the guy doing it

they don't love me









and honestly..i think that to understand a guy is 100000000000 times harder than to understand a girl.

Originally posted by lilmisskitten
true but doesnt that show no self control when around OTHER PEOPLE

we have self control... but My Dear, its alil different when we need to scratch down there.

Originally posted by MissPinkness
moisturise yes wax, maybe

kk what about...... manicures???

Clovie, hun, we will never understand women.. we've tried, and weve given up

Originally posted by Clovie
they don't love me









and honestly..i think that to understand a guy is 100000000000 times harder than to understand a girl.

HA!!!! I think not.

Originally posted by Da Moose
There's a MS. MOOSE?!
.....................................................

Originally posted by a1hsauce
if we open our eyes during kissing that only means its been going too long.

Sometimes it accentuates the turn on of the kiss to see what you are kissing.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Sometimes it accentuates the turn on of the kiss to see what you are kissing.

Or just to make sure it's the right person.

Originally posted by Da Moose
HA!!!! I think not.
i dunno actually it must be harder for them...dontya think?

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
.....................................................

That's the smartest thing you've ever said.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Or just to make sure it's the right person.

Yes, this is true.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
we have self control... but My Dear, its alil different when we need to scratch down there.

that statement proves it hold it like the rest of use do




wax were ? if it legs then nooo.. but if it like really hairy bakc the yeah ok

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Sometimes it accentuates the turn on of the kiss to see what you are kissing.

lol your a slick mother arent you, lol very smooth

were to begin. i guy i used to date would always make this grunting niose out of no where it was rather disturbing.

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
i dunno actually it must be harder for them...dontya think?

I can't imagine how....at least with a guy, 9 times outta 10, you know what you're getting, but with a woman, she can change her mind according to what direction the wind is blowing and can justify getting mad at you for nearly ANYTHING.

Originally posted by lilmisskitten
that statement proves it hold it like the rest of use do




wax were ? if it legs then nooo.. but if it like really hairy bakc the yeah ok

oh my goodness... i wish you had a penis for a day... try not scratching it in public for 5 mins. Its torturesome i tell you

Originally posted by crazycutie
were to begin. i guy i used to date would always make this grunting niose out of no where it was rather disturbing.

Was he in the washroom? Coz if so, I can explain that for you.

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
i dunno actually it must be harder for them...dontya think?

what is ive missed summat

Originally posted by Da Moose
I can't imagine how....at least with a guy, 9 times outta 10, you know what you're getting, but with a woman, she can change her mind according to what direction the wind is blowing and can justify getting mad at you for nearly ANYTHING.

Too True

Originally posted by a1hsauce
oh my goodness... i wish you had a penis for a day... try not scratching it in public for 5 mins. Its torturesome i tell you

Originally posted by a1hsauce
oh my goodness... i wish you had a penis for a day... try not scratching it in public for 5 mins. Its torturesome i tell you
thant's interesting

Originally posted by a1hsauce
oh my goodness... i wish you had a penis for a day... try not scratching it in public for 5 mins. Its torturesome i tell you


yeah and ur point iz hold it we have to we dont go round scratching abotu the place you haev to hold HOLD IT GODDAMINIT

Originally posted by crazycutie
were to begin. i guy i used to date would always make this grunting niose out of no where it was rather disturbing.

There are a few possiblities

Originally posted by Da Moose


Originally posted by crazycutie
thant's interesting
very

Originally posted by lilmisskitten
yeah and ur point iz hold it we have to we dont go round scratching abotu the place you haev to hold HOLD IT GODDAMINIT

But then if we hold it, then we are called perverts...

Oh wait...you meant...heh...yeah...

Well in that case, we can't. When it itches it bloody well itches and if I don't scratch it, I'll be making strange sounds and dancing around. A guy's junk is very sensitive to itch and must be scratched immediately.

Originally posted by Da Moose
That's the smartest thing you've ever said.
wtf u on about, yeh w/e like u would no

Originally posted by lilmisskitten
yeah and ur point iz hold it we have to we dont go round scratching abotu the place you haev to hold HOLD IT GODDAMINIT
personally i wouldnt mind, or care if a woman scratched herself... its natural. Ms.Kitten, I dont know if u realize how difficult it is to grant that request of holding it. it really is torture, we NEED to scratch

and i think it is weird that , well thisis a guy on my bus, he does this.
i was talking to my bf (awhile ago mind you) and he is doing some thing to the seat, and himself when i am talking to him. i think he was umm, you know what. touching his no no spot.

Originally posted by Da Moose
But then if we hold it, then we are called perverts...

Oh wait...you meant...heh...yeah...

Well in that case, we can't. When it itches it bloody well itches and if I don't scratch it, I'll be making strange sounds and dancing around. A guy's junk is very sensitive to itch and must be scratched immediately.

i can sorta c were ur cumin from but nxt time 4 the love of god try
then at least you can say you tryed

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
wtf u on about, yeh w/e like u would no

You're certainly sensitive...it was a joke.

Originally posted by lilmisskitten
i can sorta c were ur cumin from but nxt time 4 the love of god try
then at least you can say you tryed

I would like to state, that indeed, I just DID try, and i failed miserably. I am no longer itchy however. droolio

Originally posted by crazycutie
and i think it is weird that , well thisis a guy on my bus, he does this.
i was talking to my bf (awhile ago mind you) and he is doing some thing to the seat, and himself when i am talking to him. i think he was umm, you know what. touching his no no spot.

erm what were you talking about was he like bored ?
that could xplain it lol

Originally posted by Da Moose
I would like to state, that indeed, I just DID try, and i failed miserably. I am no longer itchy however. droolio

but you tryed and thats was what i wanted

lol oh im sorry crazycutie, ill pay more attention next time

Originally posted by lilmisskitten
but you tryed and thats was what i wanted

I did, and I will continue to try...and try and try...and scratch and scratch...and try....until I publicly scratch no longer....

hmm iching places, and oh man i don't want to go on, but yah you can say you tried i guess.

welll ya trying i can hear, but like mooseman said. we will fail

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol oh im sorry crazycutie, ill pay more attention next time

huh? what are youtalking about?

lol nvm

Originally posted by Clovie
and honestly..i think that to understand a guy is 100000000000 times harder than to understand a girl.

No MOST guys are pretty easy to understand, give us a cold beer, put a plate of food in front of our face, make sure our favorite sport is on tv, and make sure we bust a nut at least once a day and that's pretty much it....What's so hard to understand about that?

Originally posted by Da Moose
I did, and I will continue to try...and try and try...and scratch and scratch...and try....until I publicly scratch no longer....

good good "pratisce makes perfect" - cheesy quote

Originally posted by Da Moose
You're certainly sensitive...it was a joke.
nah i ent.... if u was my friend u would know.....thanks god your not

yah another wierd thing that guys i know do is they try to flirt with me through other guys. at lunch this kid Joe tells this other kid david to flirt with me, like say i'm hott, and say i'm bangable, but if he wanted to say it why not to my face?

guys are shy

sometimes i think women have bigger balls than we do... sometimes

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
nah i ent.... if u was my friend u would know.....thanks god your not

Oh boy that hurts.

Oh God no! I'm not Joey Marsupial's friend. WhatEVER will I do? Please? For the love of God, please be my friend.

I tried...but apparently, you have a burr up your ass, so whatever mate.

Originally posted by crazycutie
yah another wierd thing that guys i know do is they try to flirt with me through other guys. at lunch this kid Joe tells this other kid david to flirt with me, like say i'm hott, and say i'm bangable, but if he wanted to say it why not to my face?

yeah guys explain that one

well so are girls, but we , or at least i don't flirt though other ppl i flirt to the person. and yes girls are more cunfusing to understand.trust me i am one

i hate when guys think your arse is public property...

Originally posted by lilmisskitten
yeah guys explain that one

It's because the one who is prompting the other one on, is too afraid of rejection himself, so he'll let his buddy take the fall, if there is to be one.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
i hate when guys think your arse is public property...

Like your arse is publicly mine now?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
i hate when guys think your arse is public property...

It's not??????




























JK

Originally posted by lilmisskitten
yeah guys explain that one

guys are like heynas, we travel in packs... we like to share our moments... but when it comes to one on one contact we prefer to ditch our comrades and travel with the opposite sex.. preferably 2 to 1

Originally posted by Da Moose
It's because the one who is prompting the other one on, is too afraid of rejection himself, so he'll let his buddy take the fall, if there is to be one.

thats called being a wingman

Originally posted by Da Moose
Like your arse is publicly mine now?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
thats called being a wingman


EXXXXXACTLY! Thanks Ice man.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Oh boy that hurts.

Oh God no! I'm not Joey Marsupial's friend. WhatEVER will I do? Please? For the love of God, please be my friend.

I tried...but apparently, you have a burr up your ass, so whatever mate.
wtf are you on about !!!!!
its just a shame that wernt funny ....

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
wtf are you on about !!!!!
its just a shame that wernt funny ....

Nothing you'd understand, and I wasn't laughing at myself, I was laughing at you.

Originally posted by Da Moose
EXXXXXACTLY! Thanks Ice man.

np slick

Originally posted by Da Moose
Nothing you'd understand, and I wasn't laughing at myself, I was laughing at you.
u dont say, thats my point-no it wernt funny
at the retard with his face literally in the computer screen

ok you two, joey and moose go sort out your problems ok? cause not to be mean but get over it.


any ways guys think my arse is public so every time i walk by some dude they have the erge to slap it.

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
u dont say, thats my point-no it wernt funny
at the retard with his face literally in the computer screen

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?

I would like to insult you more, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.

just means you have a nice booty crazycutie... but i hear you on the fact they should keep their hands to themselves

Originally posted by crazycutie
ok you two, joey and moose go sort out your problems ok? cause not to be mean but get over it.


any ways guys think my arse is public so every time i walk by some dude they have the erge to slap it.

Just for the record, I was TRYING to be nice to him, but apparently, he has issues, and I will no longer give into his silliness.....silliness I say.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?

I would like to insult you more, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.
yeh probably right.....

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
u dont say, thats my point-no it wernt funny
at the retard with his face literally in the computer screen

seriously if all your going to do on here is be completely negative you might as well not bother coming on here..

I agree that some guys flurt too much >=/ But not all guys are the same... I definately dun flurt around, I know I don't want to, and it would hurt my Gf's feeling too... So I see no point to it!

I guess I just think All men and women are diffent person to person, but then again somethings are the same usually x.x; I think alot of guys are jackass's same as alot of girls... I don't mean anyone here or anything, just alot of which I knows =/

Originally posted by Da Moose
Just for the record, I was TRYING to be nice to him, but apparently, he has issues, and I will no longer give into his silliness.....silliness I say.
ok then..just for the record- i dnt like you, you dont like me, and also joey is my nickname from jo (joanne) therefor you was incorrect to say "him"

How come chicks are always trying to grab my unit, I feel so violated..

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Clovie, hun, we will never understand women.. we've tried, and weve given up but to understand a girl is easier to understand a guy
girls a re predictable.


Originally posted by Da Moose
HA!!!! I think not. i THINK SO tongue10

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
ok then..just for the record- i dnt like you, you dont like me, and also joey is my nickname from jo (joanne) therefor you was incorrect to say "him"

You're a GIRL? OMFG.

ROTFLMAO! I...cannot believe I just argued with a girl like that....

Why do I now feel..bad?

Ok Ok Ok....so...you don't like me.....what for?

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
ok then..just for the record- i dnt like you, you dont like me, and also joey is my nickname from jo (joanne) therefor you was incorrect to say "him"

damn i keep forgettin ur a girl

Originally posted by PRO-PAIN
How come chicks are always trying to grab my unit, I feel so violated..

you have the problem too Pro... i thought i was alone on this...

Mooseman I think its the old 6th grade, i hate you, but I like you routine.

Originally posted by Da Moose
You're a GIRL? OMFG.

ROTFLMAO! I...cannot believe I just argued with a girl like that....

Why do I now feel..bad?

Ok Ok Ok....so...you don't like me.....what for?
im sorry but u was annoyin me- i didnt like you because whenever we in the same chat it feels like ur.... takin the piss out of me souly, it might just be me-but i dunno

Originally posted by Da Moose
You're a GIRL? OMFG.

ROTFLMAO! I...cannot believe I just argued with a girl like that....

Why do I now feel..bad?

Ok Ok Ok....so...you don't like me.....what for?


lol i told u from the very first argument u guys had she was a chick

seriously maybe its just a misunderstanding... go in a closet make up and have some booze

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
im sorry but u was annoyin me- i didnt like you because whenever we in the same chat it feels like ur.... takin the piss out of me souly, it might just be me-but i dunno

OMG...this is too bizarre...I mean...holy God....I have to go take a break here... I wasn't...taking at you solely...*laughs again* I feel like a real....moose's ass right now...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Mooseman I think its the old 6th grade, i hate you, but I like you routine.
what do ya mean

Originally posted by lilmisskitten
lol i told u from the very first argument u guys had she was a chick

And you are...a girl...and A1 is a tranny...and I'm a moose...I'm all clear now...

Originally posted by Da Moose
OMG...this is too bizarre...I mean...holy God....I have to go take a break here... I wasn't...taking at you solely...*laughs again* I feel like a real....moose's ass right now...
why would you say that... so if u knew i was a girl you wouldnt have argued then

Originally posted by Da Moose
And you are...a girl...and A1 is a tranny...and I'm a moose...I'm all clear now...

good good no more mistakes

im not a tranny... anymore

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
why would you say that... so if u knew i was a girl you wouldnt have argued then

I tend to argue more with guys, yes. I think it's an alpha male thing. That is not to say I wouldn't argue with a woman, because I do, but I would have chosen my words more carefully.

Originally posted by Da Moose
I tend to argue more with guys, yes. I think it's an alpha male thing. That is not to say I wouldn't argue with a woman, because I do, but I would have chosen my words more carefully.

refrase summat then

Originally posted by Da Moose
I tend to argue more with guys, yes. I think it's an alpha male thing. That is not to say I wouldn't argue with a woman, because I do, but I would have chosen my words more carefully. ok i see your point
oh well im just gonna forget this coz im sure next time we meet- we will argue yet again

Originally posted by lilmisskitten
refrase summat then
good point- what would you have said then moose

Originally posted by Da Moose
I tend to argue more with guys, yes. I think it's an alpha male thing. That is not to say I wouldn't argue with a woman, because I do, but I would have chosen my words more carefully.

yeah, i am more likely to argue with another guy then a girl, i would arggue with both though... not that i get kicks out of argueing...


and people, lay of da moose....

Originally posted by lilmisskitten
refrase summat then

Eh?

im the same way, i argue with guys, but with wome, ill lay off and let them have the last say. My friends that are girls say they hate that, they want people to be honest with them. I think its all a ploy though

Originally posted by Da Moose
Eh?
you said you would have put it differently if you knew i was a girl- shes asking what you would have said

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
yeh but if u think some1 is taking the mic. you are going to reply arent you so to some extent why does it matter what sex they are

well, it doesn't in lay-mens terms but i would always treat a girl better then a guy, just because it what i would instinctively do, i guess it is just becuase i know how themale mind works

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
good point- what would you have said then moose

About which part?

See, for me, I don't particularly care what people think of me...admittedly though, I prefer people to like me. Having said that, I would still have argued with you, I likely would have been more diplomatic though. I'm old fashioned, and I will treat a woman with more respect than a guy almost every time.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Eh?

as in say somthing you said to her (when you thought she was a guy ) and rephrase it now you know shes a girl

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
you said you would have put it differently if you knew i was a girl- shes asking what you would have said he would be flirting with her instead of argueing
that's obvious

Originally posted by a1hsauce
im the same way, i argue with guys, but with wome, ill lay off and let them have the last say. My friends that are girls say they hate that, they want people to be honest with them. I think its all a ploy though
im too stubern to give in, even if i start talking crap

lol ahahhaha i love clovie

Originally posted by Clovie
he would be flirting with her instead of argueing
that's obvious


lmao
i could see that happenin lol

Originally posted by Clovie
he would be flirting with her instead of argueing
that's obvious
not totally true

awww poor Scott hug

Originally posted by lilmisskitten
lmao
i could see that happenin lol
lmaoo

Originally posted by a1hsauce
im the same way, i argue with guys, but with wome, ill lay off and let them have the last say. My friends that are girls say they hate that, they want people to be honest with them. I think its all a ploy though

It's not even that...that I'm not being honest. It's just that, with a guy, there is a certain...lack of pretense when you argue...you can say whatever. But with women, I tend to have a code of contact, because, well, that is just the way I am.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
awww poor Scott hug
whos scott

Originally posted by Da Moose
It's not even that...that I'm not being honest. It's just that, with a guy, there is a certain...lack of pretense when you argue...you can say whatever. But with women, I tend to have a code of contact, because, well, that is just the way I am.
fair enough

Originally posted by Clovie
he would be flirting with her instead of argueing
that's obvious

That is SOOOOO probably true.

Originally posted by Da Moose
It's not even that...that I'm not being honest. It's just that, with a guy, there is a certain...lack of pretense when you argue...you can say whatever. But with women, I tend to have a code of contact, because, well, that is just the way I am.

its the way most decent guys are

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
whos scott

I am.

Originally posted by Da Moose
I am.
oh hi

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol ahahhaha i love clovie show it


Originally posted by lilmisskitten
lmao
i could see that happenin lol i'm sure about it


Originally posted by joeykangaroo
not totally true i know better

Originally posted by Da Moose
That is SOOOOO probably true. ONLY probably? i KNOW you winkiss

Originally posted by Fionnuala
damn right..we deserve respect diva

you sure do

Originally posted by Clovie
show it


i'm sure about it


i know better

ONLY probably? i KNOW you winkiss

You KNOW me? I hardly EVER flirt!

Originally posted by Fionnuala
damn right..we deserve respect diva
lmao,
whats with the- women must do housework n cooking and the lads can go out and work
since when did most of the women become slaves literally

Originally posted by joeykangaroo
oh hi

hi....

so...how YOU doin'?

Originally posted by Clovie
show it


i'm sure about it


i know better

ONLY probably? i KNOW you winkiss
huh whats that all about

confused some-how..