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.. what would you say if you had been told you would die in 5 seconds due to some mysterious illness...

Im Going with

"Noooooooooooooooooooo!"

i'd go with.."well thats torn it" euro or "doh" homer

i'd bye " Oh, well this sucks!"

i might say "Fuuuuuuuuuck" or "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"

"god damm it"

" shit."

I'd be like ha don't play with me man

Originally posted by it dow sleep
"god damm it"

Way to get in god's good books before you die

i'd choke the bastad n take him wiyth me >.<

i wouldn't believe in it

or "goodbye cruel world that has smited me so..i was only a yo-"

i'd say " Ok, this is just great."

Originally posted by Fionnuala
or "goodbye cruel world that has smited me so..i was only a yo-"



"well i had a nice life, it all started on a monday i belei..."

i'd say can i have a cookie or something stupid to put on my grave

"beanz means Heinz"or something like that

'i told you i was ill' just like spike milligan has on his grave stone

I would say a quick goodbye to everyone give my boyfriend a kiss and then find a good place to die.Like my bed or something.JM

in five seconds...wow you work quickly..

Very quickly......

Yes very quickly!So how are you today?jm

Spiffing..... u?

''What the fuuuuuuuuck?!''

I'd curse God for not making me a rabbitt...

"Tell my wife.... Hello" i love futurama

nothing because it would take longer than 5 seconds for them to tell me that i was going to 'die in 5 seconds from a mysterious illness'.

5 seconds from when they have finished saying that you have only 5 secs left

ahh now it makes sense

i would say why did u take up the time i had telling me this shit.

that would take longer than 5 seconds but never mind.

I HATE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!

LIL B LOOOOOOOOOOOVVEESSSSSS to have sex

I would say "what the f*k?!" That's my response to most things in life.

I'd say...

"..."

By the time the doctor gave me the results the 5 seconds would be up.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Thats the last thing youd say?

Yeah, i do, by the way
Why do you like it so much, dose it feel good if it dose then wow COOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!

Dose it hurt at first tell me I have this boyfriend and I want ta fuuck him up so so badly

But i went to your picture and it was a girl

that isn;t me, i just found a random pic on the internet

The weres the REAL you?

sitting in my computer chair

I would laugh.....laugh hysterically

Originally posted by Filth
I would laugh.....laugh hysterically

I'm randomly posting, I'm not even sure what therad this is, and I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I'm happy that you are going to laugh. It's healthy for you.

I would go with "Ur... kidding.. right?" and then drop dead

5 seconds is awfully short. Not even enough for a last "cleaning the ol'pipes" moment.

I would smile and say "Well i'll see you in hell."

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
I would smile and say "Well i'll see you in hell."

same here
or maybe
"Sh!t!"

Or ill smile and say "Ill be your friend if you let me live ir TEN seconds."

Id stab his stomach creating a chain of cancer and the only way for him to live is to cut off the rest of his intestines and leaving a small hole in the side of his stomach to take a crap out of.....then id laugh....

or.....

Id be like "F**k...thats just great its just freakin' great..youre wonderful arent you? Getting a kick out of this ehh??AAAHHHHH!!!!!then drop dead..

Originally posted by JLred
Id stab his stomach creating a chain of cancer and the only way for him to live is to cut off the rest of his intestines and leaving a small hole in the side of his stomach to take a crap out of.....then id laugh....

or.....

Id be like "F**k...thats just great its just freakin' great..youre wonderful arent you? Getting a kick out of this ehh??AAAHHHHH!!!!!then drop dead..

in five seconds?

Yes...I wouldnt be alive to see it all but I would know what I did...and thats good enough....

It's the thought that counts right?

Probably a good ol' blank stare while saying "Nice try..."

Maybe, maybe not...

I would tell my best friend that I really did f*ck his sister.

I don't think I would have time to say anything

I would scream "F--- you!!!!" at everyone.

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
I would smile and say "Well i'll see you in hell."
if you said that then i'd say but you said you're going to meet god!
and then drop dead!