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got any?

"I love you but I'm not IN love with you"
OR!
"It's not you...it's me."

lol or ur 2 much of a friend

I wonder what the ratio is for that last one.

As far as how many times it's been said and how many times it's been true.

-AC

Its not you, its me.

I need some space.

Im not ready for relationship.

I don't think we will work out - we're just way too different people.

I have tons of University work to do.

Go away.

"I don't deserve you..."

"I need a break.."

I like your dad....... (That damn frickin whore)

Hahahahaha. That one is funny but it shouldn't be.

"I don't deserve you..." "You do..." "Nah I don't." "No seriously it's fine." "JUST F*CK OFF!!!"

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Hahahahaha. That one is funny but it shouldn't be.

"I don't deserve you..." "You do..." "Nah I don't." "No seriously it's fine." "JUST F*CK OFF!!!"

-AC

I can't stand your ulgyness.

I only used you for sex.

I charished our time but... I'm more attracted to your sister.

*you just never call her again*

If anybody asks say, "No, she's not my girlfriend."

I'm gay now.

You're insane, make like michael jackson and beat it

"I'm a cross dresser.."

"Lend me 100 bucks and your car."

"I'm in love with your mom."

"My Kajungle is not lovin it in your jungle...Either trim the rim or loose the boost. Peace."

lol !!

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
got any?

"why do you keep running away from me?"

"why do you keep avoiding me"


"Hi 'Gemma'" "Whoes Gemma?" "you know im joking...Charlotte"
"whoes Charlotte?"

{note* name is not Gemma or Charlotte}

"Your Hair Clashes with my shirt"

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
{note* name is not Gemma or Charlotte}

Thank you so much for that...

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Thank you so much for that...

your welcome

Im braking up with you, because you do not understand sacrasm, idiot!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Im braking up with you, because you do not understand sacrasm, idiot!

SNAP to that! Defintely grounds for seperation...

Originally posted by Miss_Faye
"I love you but I'm not IN love with you"
OR!
"It's not you...it's me." "its not you........its me" no, no! its:
"its not me, its you, i mean, aw dammit, try again: its not yee, its moo. Fukk it. i'm breaking up with you. shove off"

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
lol or ur 2 much of a friend


hey! my exboyfriend said that to me.... <3 Kelly

i didnt know it was you sister !!!!
hahahahahhahahahahha

this one should work nicely.

what did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP! (laugh maniacally) i'm rick james b!tch!!!

Originally posted by MissPinkness
"its not you........its me" no, no! its:
"its not me, its you, i mean, aw dammit, try again: its not yee, its moo. Fukk it. i'm breaking up with you. shove off"

Look everyone, it's Darth Maul.

By Maul I mean tear. By tear I mean rip. By rip I mean rip off.

-AC

"Patrick, this is Andrew.
Andrew, that'S it!"

I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD A TWIN .. ALRIGHT GIGADY GIGADY
FAMILY GUY LAUGH YOU KNOW QUAGMIER --------^

"We can still be friends right...?"
Me : "F*** Off!"

it's not you... well lets be totaly honset ... it is you

Originally posted by Moonunit
"We can still be friends right...?"
Me : "F*** Off!"

hey that also happened when my ex dumped me

youre a girl, im a boy, were just too different

"welcolme to dumpsville, population you!" - i love the simpsons.
"its not me, its you"
how many mes does it take to break up with you. just one. your dumped"
"wow, you wouldn't think heroin would be so expencive would you. can i borrow $50?"

so long and thanks for all the fish

I'm sorry, I just need more cowbell.

I hate you

Originally posted by Miss_Faye
"I love you but I'm not IN love with you"
OR!
"It's not you...it's me."

lol ahh! i've used both!

The one i got in a text message a day ago

"I like you but i'm not ready for a relationship"

I met this really hot girl and...we have to break up.

::headbutts in breasts :: it's over

No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.

Originally posted by MissPinkness
"its not you........its me" no, no! its:
"its not me, its you, i mean, aw dammit, try again: its not yee, its moo. Fukk it. i'm breaking up with you. shove off"

i dont wanna date you... but i wouldnt mind feeling you up

(yah my friend said that to me once)

why is it always the guys who are expected to say the bad break up lines?

I'll use one of those in conjunction with:

"But let's do it for old times sake"

Yes, I know you said you are beautiful, but if you dont take off the bag, im splittin anyway.

I will pick you up the second Tuesday of next week.

This isnt a break up line, but if your on a date

"Sorry, i have to hurry home. My wife is waiting for me."


Heres a break-up line.
"Uhh.. What are you gay?"

I still really hate the "Let's just be friends" one

^^^
me 2

but i hate this one the most
"You're too good for me!"

Brad Pitt is too good for me but if i were dating him he'd have to get a Restraining Order to back me off

Yeah no kidding!! That's a reeeally bad one too.

yes

#nod#

"You smell. I gotta go... PEACE-OUT!!"

"It's not you, it's me"

starting with "We need to talk..."

"I think we should see other people"

~( the most popular ones)

~~ its not me, its you
~~ i just have other things on my mind right now
~~ its not going to work
~~ its just ....... not going to happen
~~ I think that friends would be much better
~~ i like your brother
~~ your sister is much hotter
~~ i don't feel that way about you

Oh, I never thought we were together.

you're a manwhore and if you ever sleep with my sister again i'll chop off your balls!!!!!!.....that never happened to me but its still a bad breakup line

bad break up lines......im seeing another person..shes better than u...

I luv u but then i dont luv u or

im in luv w/ my dad.......doh!!!!

how about- "we were never really together anyway"

I HATE YOU


that ones the worse

or better...

I'm sorry, I should've told you before... I'm a transexual!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I like your dad....... (That damn frickin whore)

im in love with my right hand

sorry your now out of fashion.
your so last season

"my head hurts."
"whats wrong?"
"YOU!!!"

Right hand... I don'tget it! lol

Originally posted by BakaXero
im in love with my right hand

If I ever heard that I would start laughing.

And it wouldn't be a bad break up line then.

lol, no he would have to come up with something else and quick.

Something like: I love your dad?

now that would do it.

I have a crush on your grandma, I just heard her moan on the toilet and I am in love

now thats just wrong

EwW. O.o

Vyxen thats all i can say
lol

oh i have one now

"look, when i feel in love with you, i was drunk. seriously i thought u were great looking then, but now..."

'lets make like a banana and split'