Wolverine vs. Pokemon

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Draco69
Wolverine was relaxing and chillin at bar...until Spiral thought it would be funny to teleport him to the world of Pokemon. Mojo has captured the original 151 Pokemon and has placed them on a island will all environment types. There is ONE pokemon per species. They are all at level 100. In order to get back to his homeworld, Wolverine must track down and kill all Pokemon on the island. The Pokemon are aware of Wolverine's arrival and will not stop at any means to defeat him. Wolverine can only battle one pokemon per time.

DarkCrawler
Hmm...Mewtwo or someone will stop him. Others are toast.

K3VIL
Venusaur or how is called with that freakin solar beam would fry Logan, also the dragon like with orange skin pokemon can melt rock with his flames, so he ca burn the flesh and the organs of Logan and destroy them.Also Zapdos, the god-like with electrical powers can emit limitless amounts of electricity, how can Logan substain to 2'000'000 volts of electricity?

black robb
Pikachu would come up to him and hug him and he'll turn real nice and then Snorlax will come out of nowhere and sit on him

THE END

radioboy121
Muck absorbs physical blows and they are normally very stinky.

Raichu - electrocution.

Mew/Mewtwo - nuff' said.

Nataku8188
Diglet is the penis of the earth.

Draco69
I DID NOT need to imagine that.

Kento
Mewtwo. Who needs the other 150

Beyonder
Originally posted by Kento
Mewtwo. Who needs the other 150

laughing Wolverine's jobber aura would allow him to walk through Mewtwo's attack. Logan rips that cats head right off. Logan > Exodus > nukes

He kills all 151 of them.

leonheartmm
man wolverine is toast, pokemon may be cute but even pikachu is more powerful than most superhuman marvel characters.

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by Nataku8188
Diglet is the penis of the earth.

LMAO are you allowed to say penis?

Logan loses. Electabuzz would f*ck him up with a thunderpunch.

Vegetto
Lmao I can't believe I just read this.

Wolverine = Normal/fighting pokemon i guess. He's pretty much holding leftovers and has an ability similar to shed skin as a healing factor.

I'd start off with Golbat (for the speed) and use Confuse Ray. Then I switch to Gengar and use Hypnosis, Curse, and Dream Eater. Hopefully he'll still be asleep when I call out Bulbasaur and use leech seed. If he did wake up AND already snapped out of confusion, then I'd use stun spore to slow him down a bit (even though the healing factor would take care of it eventually). Then use any pokemon with sandstorm and switch back to Gengar since normal and fighting moves don't affect ghost pokemon. Then I just throw ultraballs while those damage over time moves do their thing. When I capture him I name him Cuddles, and he lives out the rest of his days as a slave in my PC until i'm ready to use him. Weapon X all over again i guess.

If he were a pokemon I think he would have that 1 hit KO move Guillotine (decapitate a pokemon!), and probably Bite, Cut, and Slash.
Wolvie just cant deal with the abilities of 151 different pokemon.

Batman Wins
You guys sure know alot about pokemon. Makes you wonder.

CorderaMitchell
Originally posted by K3VIL
Venusaur or how is called with that freakin solar beam would fry Logan, also the dragon like with orange skin pokemon can melt rock with his flames, so he ca burn the flesh and the organs of Logan and destroy them.Also Zapdos, the god-like with electrical powers can emit limitless amounts of electricity, how can Logan substain to 2'000'000 volts of electricity?

Great points and all, but pokemon only stun, not kill.

I don't understand why they even bother saying " his skin is 1,000x harder than diamond"

Creshosk
Originally posted by K3VIL
Venusaur or how is called with that freakin solar beam would fry Logan That attack is a little too slow with it's charge time and all. . .

Any psychic pokemon minus abra could do it. . . (Abra would probably just teleport away)

The electric pokemon are too fast. . .

He could probably take out the fighting pokemon. . .

Even jigglypuff's song could probably make wolverine fall asleep. . .

CorderaMitchell
Kirby wins!!

Onikirimaru
Does Wolverine get a training montage?

Next Venom_girl
Pika Pika ZZZZZZZZZZZZAP!!!
Hey, are we talkin' normal Wolverine or Fanboy /can-survive-a-nuke Wolverine?

DarkCrawler

CorderaMitchell
The hits only stun really.

Onikirimaru
The worst they could do to wolvie was have him feint. Which is like a sneeze to the healing factor?

Why am I argueing for Wolvie? because i hate pokemon

CorderaMitchell
I don't know though, they may be playing nicely in those matches, try their stats, they'd die.

Everyone LIKES poke'mon, its a guilty pleasure. Porn for little children.

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