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Kiu Dun
Ludacris' number one spot and 50 cents' candyshop.(Second one too obscene to post).

"Number One Spot"


Yeahhhh baby, heh heh, yeahh!


Back again (that's right) Luda! Ha ha ha ha (Feel this)
It gets meaner and meaner each time baby
Feelin real good too (holla at 'em man) What up Uncle 'Face! (Yeah)
I'm a bull in this industry man (tell 'em)
Some would rather run down and get one cow (nah)
I think I'd rather walk down and get 'em all
You know what I'm talkin 'bout right? Look


I'm never goin nowhere so don't try me
My music sticks in fans veins like an IV
Flows poison like Ivy, oh they grimy
Already offers on my 6th album from labels tryin to sign me
Respected highly, HIIII MR. O'REILLY
Hope all is well, kiss the plantiff and the wifey
Drove through the window, the industry super sized me
Now the girls see me and a river's what they cry me
I'm on the rise, so many people despise me
Got party ammunition for those tryin to surprise me (surprise!)
It's a celebration and everyone should invite me
Roll with the crew or meet the bottom of our Nikes (blaow!)
Explorer like Dora these swipers can't swipe me
My whole aura's so MEAN in my white tee
Nobody light-skinded reppin harder since Ice-T
You disagree, take the Tyson approach and bite me!


Whoa! Don't slip up or get got! (Why not man?)
I'm comin for that number one spot! (Alright)
Rappers swearin they on top! (Nuh uh, uh uh)
But I'm comin' for they number one spot! (Alright man)
Scheme scheme, plot plot (say WHAT?)
I'm comin for that number one spot! (Woo, hey)
Keep it goin it won't stop! (What you doin man?)
I'm comin for that number one spot!


Yes indeed, Ludacris I'm hotter than Nevada
Ready to break the steerin column on yo' Impala
If I get caught, bail out, po'-po' I tell 'em holla
In court I never show up, like Austin Powers fa-zha
Father, father, and hey I love gold
But can buy anything I want from the records I've sold
Jacuzzi's hot, Cristal is so cold
Neighbors catch contacts, from the blunts that I've rolled
A pig in a blanket, a smoke and a pancake
Drop albums non-stop once a year for my fans sake
I crush mics until my hand breaks
Then shag now and shag later 'til these women can't stand straight
The Luda-meister got 'em feelin so randy
I'm +XXL+ so I call 'em my +Eye Candy+
Brush my shoulder and I, pop my collar
Cause I'm worth a million ga-zillion fa-fillion dollars




Causin lyrical disasters, it's the master
Make music for Mini-Me's, models and Fat Bastards
These women tryin to get me out my Pelle Pelle
They strip off my clothes and tell me, "Get in my belly!"
Stay on the track, hit the ground runnin like Flo-Jo
Sent back in time and I've never lost my mojo
Ladies and gentlemen ahh, boys and girls
Ludacris sent down to take over the whole world!



Eminem Like Toy Soldiers(This song makes alot of sense to me)

"Like Toy Soldiers"

Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down...


Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win
But the battle wages on for toy soldiers


I'm supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure
Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders
I am never supposed to show it, my crew ain't supposed to know it
Even if it means goin' toe to toe with a Benzino it don't matter
I'd never drag them in battles that I can handle unless I absolutely have to
I'm supposed to set an example
I need to be the leader, my crew looks for me to guide 'em
If some shit ever just pop off, I'm supposed to be beside 'em
Now Ja said "I tried to squash it, it was too late to stop it"
There's a certain line you just don't cross and he crossed it
I heard him say Hailie's name on a song and I just lost it
It was crazy, this shit be way beyond some Jay-z and Nas shit
And even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost it
I spent too much energy on it, honestly I'm exhausted
And I'm so caught in it I almost feel I'm the one who caused it
This ain't what I'm in hip-hop for, it's not why I got in it
That was never my object for someone to get killed
Why would I wanna destroy something I help build
It wasn't my intentions, my intentions was good
I went through my whole career without ever mentionin' Suge
Now it's just out of respect for not runnin' my mouth
And talkin' about something that I knew nothing about
Plus Dre told me stay out, this just wasn't my beef
So I did, I just fell back, watched and gritted my teeth
While he's all over t.v. down talkin' a man who literally saved my life
Like **** it i understand this is business
And this shit just isn't none of my business
But still knowin' this shit could pop off at any minute cuz




There used to be a time when you could just say a rhyme
And wouldn't have to worry about one of your people dyin'
But now it's elevated cuz once you put someone's kids in it
The shit gets escalated, it ain't just words no more is it?
It's a different ball game, callin' names and you ain't just rappin'
We actually tried to stop the 50 and Ja beef from happenin'
Me and Dre had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with him
And asked him not to start it he wasn't gonna go after him
Until Ja started yappin' in magazines how we stabbed him
**** it 50 smash 'em, mash 'em and let him have it
Meanwhile my attention is pullin' in other directions
Some receptionist at The Source who answers phones at his desk
Has an erection for me and thinks that I'll be his ressurection
Tries to blow the dust off his mic and make a new record
But now he's ****ed the game up cuz one of the ways I came up
Was through that publication the same one that made me famous
Now the owner of it has got a grudge against me for nothin'
Well **** it, that mother****er can get it too, **** him then
But I'm so busy being pissed off I don't stop to think
That we just inherited 50's beef with Murder Inc.
And he's inherited mine which is fine ain't like either of us mind
We still have soldiers that's on the front line
That's willing to die for us as soon as we give the orders
Never to extort us, strictly to show they support us
We'll maybe shout 'em out in a rap or up in a chorus
To show them we love 'em back and let 'em know how important it is
To have Runyan Avenue, soldiers up in our corners
Their loyalty to us is worth more than any award is
But I ain't tryna have none of my people hurt and murdered
It ain't worth it, I can't think of a perfecter way to word it
Then to just say that I love ya'll too much to see the verdict
I'll walk away from it all before I let it go any further
But don't get it twisted, it's not a plea that I'm coppin'
I'm just willin' to be the bigger man
If ya'll can quit poppin' off at your jaws with the knockin'
Cuz frankly I'm sick of talkin'
I'm not gonna let someone elses coffin rest on my conscience cuz

Morbid4Daniel
Wrong forum, buddy.

Red Superfly
Why is it the wrong forum? They aren't songs, and don't contain anything of musical value. The music forum is the last place it should be.

KMC needs a "shit" forum for posts like this.

Clovie
Originally posted by Red Superfly
KMC needs a "shit" forum for posts like this. it has it already.
it is called Off topic forum.

TrAnCeDuO
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Why is it the wrong forum? They aren't songs, and don't contain anything of musical value. The music forum is the last place it should be.

KMC needs a "shit" forum for posts like this.

wow...

no offense guy but maybe its the stupid newbs like you, who dont know what they are talking about, the reason why KMC is in such a decline.

SlipknoT
Those songs are far from the best ever, complete crap.

pr1983
Originally posted by Clovie
it has it already.
it is called Off topic forum.

laughing

MC Mike
Whoa bad music.

FeceMan
Originally posted by TrAnCeDuO
wow...

no offense guy but maybe its the stupid newbs like you, who dont know what they are talking about, the reason why KMC is in such a decline.
Tread carefully, fool, for Red is one of those people on KMC who isn't hated by most. You, on the other hand, may go fornicate yourself with an iron rod. And Red is absolutely correct--this trash called music should be burned...just like the people composing said trash.

Darth Revan
http://youhavebadtasteinmusic.com/

Alpha Centauri
The only reason I'm not eating your music taste alive and pooing it back out is because everyone has done so.

Be thankful.

-AC

Bardock42
pretty bad music....but it is music and it belongs there yes

ESP07
What the Hell is that all about

PRO-PAIN
Originally posted by Kiu Dun
Ludacris' number one spot and 50 cents' candyshop.(Second one too obscene to post).


http://img216.echo.cx/img216/2125/hopeyoudiesoon4rg.jpg

Kiu Dun
Stupid peeps, I hate that music. I like Slipknot, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Yellowcard, etc. You get the kinda of music I really like. And Green Day. Luda and Eminem are retarded freakers.

PRO-PAIN
http://img221.echo.cx/img221/910/linkinpark4nj.jpg

Lana
Originally posted by Kiu Dun
Stupid peeps, I hate that music. I like Slipknot, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Yellowcard, etc. You get the kinda of music I really like. And Green Day. Luda and Eminem are retarded freakers.

That's not much better than what you posted. Slipknot's good but the others suck.

King Burger
Originally posted by Kiu Dun
Stupid peeps, I hate that music. I like Slipknot, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Yellowcard, etc. You get the kinda of music I really like. And Green Day. Luda and Eminem are retarded freakers.


That's nice, but why is it here in the General Discussion Forum?

Besides, if you hate this msuic so much, why post a whole thread
on it?

Still, I agree. I don't think they're that good either, though neither
are any of the others you just mentioned.

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Kiu Dun
Stupid peeps, I hate that music. I like Slipknot, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Yellowcard, etc. You get the kinda of music I really like. And Green Day. Luda and Eminem are retarded freakers. Dont make SlipKnoT look bad by listening to that other crap.

leonheartmm
those songs suck. its like every1 s forgotten what GOOD music really means.

FeceMan
Tsk, tsk, Trance, that wasn't a very nice thing for you to say to me in private.

TrAnCeDuO
would you rather have me post it here?

pr1983
Originally posted by FeceMan
Tsk, tsk, Trance, that wasn't a very nice thing for you to say to me in private.

trance said that? wow...

and i thought calling red a newb was bad enough...

TrAnCeDuO
...whatever...go play in traffic or something.

Jackie Malfoy
Originally posted by Kiu Dun
Ludacris' number one spot and 50 cents' candyshop.(Second one too obscene to post).

"Number One Spot"


Yeahhhh baby, heh heh, yeahh!


Back again (that's right) Luda! Ha ha ha ha (Feel this)
It gets meaner and meaner each time baby
Feelin real good too (holla at 'em man) What up Uncle 'Face! (Yeah)
I'm a bull in this industry man (tell 'em)
Some would rather run down and get one cow (nah)
I think I'd rather walk down and get 'em all
You know what I'm talkin 'bout right? Look


I'm never goin nowhere so don't try me
My music sticks in fans veins like an IV
Flows poison like Ivy, oh they grimy
Already offers on my 6th album from labels tryin to sign me
Respected highly, HIIII MR. O'REILLY
Hope all is well, kiss the plantiff and the wifey
Drove through the window, the industry super sized me
Now the girls see me and a river's what they cry me
I'm on the rise, so many people despise me
Got party ammunition for those tryin to surprise me (surprise!)
It's a celebration and everyone should invite me
Roll with the crew or meet the bottom of our Nikes (blaow!)
Explorer like Dora these swipers can't swipe me
My whole aura's so MEAN in my white tee
Nobody light-skinded reppin harder since Ice-T
You disagree, take the Tyson approach and bite me!


Whoa! Don't slip up or get got! (Why not man?)
I'm comin for that number one spot! (Alright)
Rappers swearin they on top! (Nuh uh, uh uh)
But I'm comin' for they number one spot! (Alright man)
Scheme scheme, plot plot (say WHAT?)
I'm comin for that number one spot! (Woo, hey)
Keep it goin it won't stop! (What you doin man?)
I'm comin for that number one spot!


Yes indeed, Ludacris I'm hotter than Nevada
Ready to break the steerin column on yo' Impala
If I get caught, bail out, po'-po' I tell 'em holla
In court I never show up, like Austin Powers fa-zha
Father, father, and hey I love gold
But can buy anything I want from the records I've sold
Jacuzzi's hot, Cristal is so cold
Neighbors catch contacts, from the blunts that I've rolled
A pig in a blanket, a smoke and a pancake
Drop albums non-stop once a year for my fans sake
I crush mics until my hand breaks
Then shag now and shag later 'til these women can't stand straight
The Luda-meister got 'em feelin so randy
I'm +XXL+ so I call 'em my +Eye Candy+
Brush my shoulder and I, pop my collar
Cause I'm worth a million ga-zillion fa-fillion dollars




Causin lyrical disasters, it's the master
Make music for Mini-Me's, models and Fat Bastards
These women tryin to get me out my Pelle Pelle
They strip off my clothes and tell me, "Get in my belly!"
Stay on the track, hit the ground runnin like Flo-Jo
Sent back in time and I've never lost my mojo
Ladies and gentlemen ahh, boys and girls
Ludacris sent down to take over the whole world!



Eminem Like Toy Soldiers(This song makes alot of sense to me)

"Like Toy Soldiers"

Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down...


Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win
But the battle wages on for toy soldiers


I'm supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure
Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders
I am never supposed to show it, my crew ain't supposed to know it
Even if it means goin' toe to toe with a Benzino it don't matter
I'd never drag them in battles that I can handle unless I absolutely have to
I'm supposed to set an example
I need to be the leader, my crew looks for me to guide 'em
If some shit ever just pop off, I'm supposed to be beside 'em
Now Ja said "I tried to squash it, it was too late to stop it"
There's a certain line you just don't cross and he crossed it
I heard him say Hailie's name on a song and I just lost it
It was crazy, this shit be way beyond some Jay-z and Nas shit
And even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost it
I spent too much energy on it, honestly I'm exhausted
And I'm so caught in it I almost feel I'm the one who caused it
This ain't what I'm in hip-hop for, it's not why I got in it
That was never my object for someone to get killed
Why would I wanna destroy something I help build
It wasn't my intentions, my intentions was good
I went through my whole career without ever mentionin' Suge
Now it's just out of respect for not runnin' my mouth
And talkin' about something that I knew nothing about
Plus Dre told me stay out, this just wasn't my beef
So I did, I just fell back, watched and gritted my teeth
While he's all over t.v. down talkin' a man who literally saved my life
Like **** it i understand this is business
And this shit just isn't none of my business
But still knowin' this shit could pop off at any minute cuz




There used to be a time when you could just say a rhyme
And wouldn't have to worry about one of your people dyin'
But now it's elevated cuz once you put someone's kids in it
The shit gets escalated, it ain't just words no more is it?
It's a different ball game, callin' names and you ain't just rappin'
We actually tried to stop the 50 and Ja beef from happenin'
Me and Dre had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with him
And asked him not to start it he wasn't gonna go after him
Until Ja started yappin' in magazines how we stabbed him
**** it 50 smash 'em, mash 'em and let him have it
Meanwhile my attention is pullin' in other directions
Some receptionist at The Source who answers phones at his desk
Has an erection for me and thinks that I'll be his ressurection
Tries to blow the dust off his mic and make a new record
But now he's ****ed the game up cuz one of the ways I came up
Was through that publication the same one that made me famous
Now the owner of it has got a grudge against me for nothin'
Well **** it, that mother****er can get it too, **** him then
But I'm so busy being pissed off I don't stop to think
That we just inherited 50's beef with Murder Inc.
And he's inherited mine which is fine ain't like either of us mind
We still have soldiers that's on the front line
That's willing to die for us as soon as we give the orders
Never to extort us, strictly to show they support us
We'll maybe shout 'em out in a rap or up in a chorus
To show them we love 'em back and let 'em know how important it is
To have Runyan Avenue, soldiers up in our corners
Their loyalty to us is worth more than any award is
But I ain't tryna have none of my people hurt and murdered
It ain't worth it, I can't think of a perfecter way to word it
Then to just say that I love ya'll too much to see the verdict
I'll walk away from it all before I let it go any further
But don't get it twisted, it's not a plea that I'm coppin'
I'm just willin' to be the bigger man
If ya'll can quit poppin' off at your jaws with the knockin'
Cuz frankly I'm sick of talkin'
I'm not gonna let someone elses coffin rest on my conscience cuz



Ok that is a scary song.JM wink

SaTsuJiN
Originally posted by Red Superfly
Why is it the wrong forum? They aren't songs, and don't contain anything of musical value. The music forum is the last place it should be.

KMC needs a "shit" forum for posts like this. lmfao laughing

Linkalicious
Meh....atleast it's not Ashley Simpson

Kiu Dun
Lets see:

Everyone here hates it. Thanks guys, you helped me with my report.

Deathblow
Wow, this has to be post-for-post one of the funniest threads I've ever read. You guys are all so horrible to each other, it's like The Office but much much less subtle, it's great.

And that Linkin Park picture just takes the biscuit laughing out loud

gabbygood22
im new here and i'd like to say all music is good mucis but jazz

gabbygood22
what do you mean by good music???

Afro Cheese
What's so bad about Jazz?

tabby999
Originally posted by Kiu Dun
Stupid peeps, I hate that music. I like Slipknot, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Yellowcard, etc. You get the kinda of music I really like. And Green Day. Luda and Eminem are retarded freakers.

man, stab yourself in the throat for liking Simple Plan, you may as well have said "hi, my names Kiu and i like really bad music, hate me"

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Kiu Dun
Stupid peeps, I hate that music. I like Slipknot, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Yellowcard, etc. You get the kinda of music I really like. And Green Day. Luda and Eminem are retarded freakers. Hang yourself for Insulting Slipknots name with all of those shitty bands.

Darth Revan
Originally posted by Kiu Dun
Stupid peeps, I hate that music. I like Slipknot, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Yellowcard, etc. You get the kinda of music I really like. And Green Day. Luda and Eminem are retarded freakers.

http://youhavebadtasteinmusic.com/

moonwalker741
Originally posted by PRO-PAIN
http://img221.echo.cx/img221/910/linkinpark4nj.jpg

HAHAHAHAHA

pr1983
damn double posting...

pr1983
Originally posted by TrAnCeDuO
...whatever...go play in traffic or something.

feisty arent we...

first you go and make an absolutely stupid, misinformed comment, then snap at people who question it...

and here i was expecting a better comeback... oh well...

and yeah, that 'music' is shit...

loserib
"walks into thread looks around farts and leaves"

Swanky-Tuna
Never will you see so many zealots and farters than on a music board.

Ou Be Low hoo
Originally posted by PRO-PAIN
http://img221.echo.cx/img221/910/linkinpark4nj.jpg

^ Funny, funny, funny.

The best song in the world ever - turn around, touch the ground - is without a dount, Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On' - It's just so damn beautiful...

Alpha Centauri
Celine Dion should be hung.

One of the most shameful people to ever make "music".

-AC

BackFire
MMMBOP = best song ever.

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