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offtopic has their own family tree so here's one just for us from LotR

smod's already my big bro ... so we need parents, cousins, nephews, aunts...

Good idea!

Meh responsibility! I be...a sister

I'm...I'm....a sister-in-law.

If you don't mind.

Or a pet dog will be nice too. smartass

im the MONKEY!

Originally posted by shadowy_blue
I'm...I'm....a sister-in-law.

If you don't mind.

Or a pet dog will be nice too. smartass

No comment. bag

I wanna be a twitter, too.

Originally posted by Pirate_monkey
im the MONKEY! and and and you can ride on my shoulder!!! and i'll go yarrr!!! at the end of every sentence...YAY!!!

i'll be the guy who stands in the corner eating pie, that no one really seems to know, but is tolerated because no one wants to be the first to ask: who is that guy???

Originally posted by Tassie
No comment. bag

hmph! schmoll

I can think of a nice role for ya.

why the schmoll?

I WILL be an Uncle. not only an uncle, but you will refer to me as "Unkie Discs" as most of the young kids call the old geezer we like to call Discos.

Discos - < um, thats unkie discs to you

unkie discs

a kid with a lisp would make that sound a bit different

aloha big bro
i don't know where my sis-in-law is either no

I'll be little sister

i need some cousins! crybaby too many siblings.. cant u be my little cuz?
edit
yeah that would work.. cos then u could be someone else's lil sis!

well, my little sis can be your cousin

eh? that would make you my cousin as well then!

um..............fine

i am right, aren't i? if your sis is my cousin, then you must be as well.. surely ahh i duno

yes

this is exciting

lol hello sis

Hi sis....

hmm...we're the same age so we should be twins

twins!! that should be fun shifty

I also want to add to my "unkie Discs" character that I am the uncle who sits on a lounger all day with a beer in my hand

Discos - ooooh, also I wear a nifty cap.

ok so we have...


.........(Available to be the mom and dad of us 3)...Unkie Discs
...............................^^^^^^^^^.......................
Laurie + Smodden + Elessea
........................^^^Available offspring

we also need another brother or sister of our parents and unkie discs.. because belbel is a cousin. Unless unkie discs feels like being belbel's daddy!

ill be the monkey cousin that sits on the pie eating mans shoulder...

deja vu...

I wanna be Tassie's mommy.

So...yeah, Discos is a Grandpa.

Where's my hubby? droolio

.........(Available to be the mom and dad of us 3) + Unkie Discs
.........^^^^^^^^^.......................
Laurie + Elessea + Smodden><Mar. shadowy_blue
..................................^^^^^^^.............
.....................................Tassie........

and then there was feanor and his pet monkey

Originally posted by shadowy_blue


I wanna be Tassie's mommy.

Jesus Christ. shock

So.. Smodden's my.. dad? laughing This'll be interesting..

I have a twin!!!!

And a niece Tas: you be my niece

I dont want to be a daddy, not now. If a n00bie comes in sometime (and for some reason i actually like them), they can be my son/daughter.

Discos - grandpa discs?.....I've always wanted to be one of those pensioners in a pub all day

can i be the spider in the cutlery drawer o.o

as long as you dont ruin the bottle opener, then you can be whatever you want

i'll be the long lost cousin....

dont worry i dont eat bottle openers

thanks

*whistles*(i cant really whistle but meh)...

FEE!!! huggles

Originally posted by Exabyte
can i be the spider in the cutlery drawer o.o

A spider who writes messages in her web...

Originally posted by Smodden
A spider who writes messages in her web... ..and says: Salutations

Originally posted by Exabyte
can i be the spider in the cutlery drawer o.o

Just as long as you don't come near me scared

Awww Thats cute....i always picture Exi as a spider (if you had to be an animal ;lol:0

Her avatar scares the hell outta me. bag

shelob has intruded into my room before

I likes it

I can't stand spiders. Their shape and way of motion are too outlandish.

Originally posted by shaber
I can't stand spiders. Their shape and way of motion are too outlandish.

Not exactly my reason for hating them. But I agree, I can't stand them.

But they're so cute

erm-

Originally posted by Flying High
i'll be the long lost cousin....

not a long lost cousin

Originally posted by Smodden
A spider who writes messages in her web...
laughing
Originally posted by Tassie
Just as long as you don't come near me scared
fine schmoll

cry

Hello

I'll be the...?throw something at me (not sharp)

Originally posted by Exabyte
laughing

fine schmoll

cry

We can still talk cry S'long as you don't open the drawer for me to see you

I got it step-uncle!!! (awaits high five)

*high fives*

Its my Big Sister in Law hug

lil sis-in-law!!! hug

hug I lovers you!

Luv ya too!!!

Can I be the family Frog?

hooray

btw: in case you dont go in tig...I cant answer pm...evil people reading over my shoulder

Yeah DCL!!

LOL..pip, it's OK. You can reply whenever you want.

Alright THANKYOU SHADS! hug I lovers you..

whee...Melk..you are the frog that lives on my shouldeer!

Uhm, I have to go for now. Gotta call someone.

I think you all know who it is.

I'll be back if no one answered.

Poor Smod....

Elessea>
I can say: "Riiiiiibit!"

Originally posted by Tassie
We can still talk cry S'long as you don't open the drawer for me to see you
Lol, I never saw spiders opening drawers
Originally posted by DCLXVI
Can I be the family Frog?
And eat the family spider? cry fear

No, just the flies.

Nice

On the other hand... are spiders not also supposed to eat flies? *wonders if she'll starve in her drawer and begins to wonder whether it was exactly the best idea to move there*

"Everything has been proceeding according to my design."
-Emperor Palpatine, RotJ emp

^ - In use because I will eat all the flies.


BTW> That's the second time I've used that line today!

I have a pet frog

I'll make sure he save plenty of flies for you Exi

Originally posted by DCLXVI
Can I be the family Frog? droolio...tastey frogsssess...mmm...yesss....all raw sssslimey...

*sings*
oooooh frogsssy frogsssy don't makes me beg
for a tassstey morssel of frogssy leg

yyyyyyyyyummy!!!

No eating my frog Fea *tsk* ggrrrrrr

Originally posted by Elessea
No eating my frog Fea *tsk* ggrrrrrr cry but there so tastey...with honey sauce and bitter lemons

but not my frog ok? cry eat...some other froggy...just not my melki...

okay....glare

i know!!! i'll eat my monkey!!!

Thank You!

ok *whos your monkey again?*

pirate monkey !!

well...dont kill her

so many animals.

I should be a lonely oliphant. towering above everyone else. A monster. nowhere to hide.

*runs off to the edge of the world*

Originally posted by Smodden
so many animals.

I should be a lonely oliphant. towering above everyone else. A monster. nowhere to hide.

*runs off to the edge of the world*
*chases you!!!*

naughty

Originally posted by DCLXVI
naughty
but are you woman enuff to handle a man like me??? droolio

Originally posted by DCLXVI

don't let my size intimidate you...i'm only 5'8''

Originally posted by shadowy_blue
*chases you!!!*

*EAT ME!!!*

calm down kids :

Discos -

........

Originally posted by Pirate_monkey
noooooo! *defends herself with a pitchfork that was conveiniantly placed beside her* DONT EAT ME! *to which she realizes that said pitchfork is but a prop used in "Van Helsing" so it's useless*

heeeeeeere monkey monkey monkey...would ya like a banana?

ok *eats banana and gets allergic reaction*

quick!!! i need 30 cc's of amphetamines and a saline solution before the monkey flatlines....

*beeeeeeeeeeeeep*

oh...too late

Originally posted by Exabyte
Lol, I never saw spiders opening drawers

.. but you've been known to do things that others can't bag


Hey, Smod! Uhh.. dad..
Mother's day's next week! We needs to get Shad something..

Originally posted by Pirate_monkey
*thud* *sad look on face...looks at clock above the wall*

i'm calling it...time of death 15:49

*plays funeral dirge*

you mean.. there's no monkey? cry

cry

i miss... my monkey on my back

i miss... the monkey too

glare the eyes laurie

...actually, i'm beginning to like it

sorry!!! ... ach! damnit! did it again!

and you did so purposefully

no! never!

where am i in this family again?...

a long lost cousin, yep

i have no mum or dad?...

well.. you could be discos lil girl, but.. he says he wasn't ready to be a daddy , and i was thinking that exa and chris could be parents to some of us, but.. she decided to be a spider

erm....discos' child .......


and yeah....im scared of spiders...i torture them(i wont torture Exa though).....i was blasting one with a hairdryer the other day....then i started with the hairspray(but it smelled)...

Originally posted by Flying High
and yeah....im scared of spiders...i torture them....i was blasting one with a hairdryer the other day....then i started with the hairspray(but it smelled)...
shock eek


*decides to quickly, quickly leave her lovely cutlery drawer and find a new - more secure - home*

never fear exa...with my sword and my honour, i shall vanquish all who would smite thee

Originally posted by Flying High
erm....discos' child .......


and yeah....im scared of spiders...i torture them(i wont torture Exa though).....i was blasting one with a hairdryer the other day....then i started with the hairspray(but it smelled)...


Originally posted by Exabyte
shock eek


*decides to quickly, quickly leave her lovely cutlery drawer and find a new - more secure - home*
aw exa

Who knows what ideas people could get when they find a spider in a cutlery drawer next to an army of ugly things like knives and forks fear
And cutlery drawers are usually not far from the microwave either shock

And the dishwasher cry they're nearly as terrible as toilets weep


The kitchen is definitely not the best place for a spider to live.

lol....microwaves.....spiders blow up
i wouldnt advise a bedroom...cause those are the only spiders i torture...the ones that come in my room....

mind you im in my brothers bedroom thats filled with spiders....but its mainly black so you cant see any...

i don't like spiders.. but exa is a special exception

same with me.....

mind you i dont care if they are in like the living room on a wall...cause then theyr not near me...

if they're in my room i won't sleep in there till my mum or dad has removed the offending arachnid and put it outside

i'm terrified of them fear.. pathetic really, we're so much bigger than they are!

i just dont like how fast they move....


we eat 8 of them in our sleep in our whole lifetime....
my brother told me in one night when i was like 8....it scared me...

wow thats freaky, we were talking about that at school today.. .. disgusting isn't it.. can you imagine.. ugh! *shudders*
anyway, i think we should stop, we're hurting poor exa's feelings!

sorry



we.....uh....love spiders.....



...well we love Exa

I do like spiders...I htink they're kind of cute

...especially Exa

i hate bananas...

imallergic..

Originally posted by Exabyte
Who knows what ideas people could get when they find a spider in a cutlery drawer next to an army of ugly things like knives and forks fear
And cutlery drawers are usually not far from the microwave either shock

And the dishwasher cry they're nearly as terrible as toilets weep


The kitchen is definitely not the best place for a spider to live.

Ideas

fear No hurting of my Exi

are you a member of the STSI

Originally posted by Pirate_monkey
imallergic.. i ... didn't know that

thats ok... not many people do..

i just dont like them.....they're fuzzy...who likes fuzzy fruit.....

who ever heard of a monkey that's allergic to bananas.. that's absurd

Here we all are so far..

there are still people missing though.. eezy, ladygrim, leggynmerry etc..

That's awesome laurie!

hug

OMG!! Laurie, that's great.

It gave me a warm laugh, lol.

Up to now, you guys still don't have a parent. Then again, same goes with me. shock

I need parents!!! rip1

i know.. we're still parentless weep... eezy and nutella perhaps?

cry I want a mommy and daddy...


I vote for AD and Aurora...since they really are a momy and daddy anywa lol



Btw: Laur...that rocks!!! You must be the talented twin

I'm the youngest in the family!!!

*saves family tree*

Can i be like a great uncle or something, who lives in a different country now?

Originally posted by The Inkeeper
Can i be like a great uncle or something, who lives in a different country now?

As long as melkor dosn't send you to cut down the great white family tree in the middle of the night....