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DOOM! Come, brethren, destroy the North and South! Those cheese-hating fascists must be destroyed! Take back Green Square! Bomb the enemy with Swiss and Cheddar, torture them with Bleu!

*grabs a gun*

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!

Oo-rah! Welcome, my minions! May the Cheese bring you to Fortune.

muhahahaha!!!!
i laugh at you punny human!
i am one of the dark mistresses of the north!
you aren't even a match for the disbanded south!!

I'm the queen of the east, so

(yes, Rex, I have just declared myself queen. Deal with it )

Well, as long as I can be the insidious Overlord-of-All-with-the-Queen-being-the-exception (!!!), that's just dandy.

My dear Raenef, the South and North are already under my cheese-flavored thumb...

Ready for world domination? queen

are we talking about the far east?

Indeed, my Queen!

We're talking about the East of the Non-Existant Country! The North is ruled by Dark Mistresses, and the South by Dark Lords...but we are the elite and lucky direction on the compass, who rule with an Iron Cheese Wheel!

the gray havens answer to me!
thus i also control the west!

what the f-- you guys have cheese?!? i am SO in! trasher

No, the West is under control by our allies.

*plots cheesy world domination*

queen

I was a fool to trust the East. With me, the alliance of the Stars.

i do it for the cheese.

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
I was a fool to trust the East. With me, the alliance of the Stars.

so that's who you r with POB!

no...
on my recent trip to the west i defeated your allies and now the west in under my command!

The cheese rules.

And once our allies to the west have completed their stronghold, we will sweep through and take over the north and the south...and then we shall rule the world!!!!

queen

Originally posted by raenef
so that's who you r with POB!

no...
on my recent trip to the west i defeated your allies and now the west in under my command!

So you would LIKE to think....

queen

*journeys to west*
are you guys with me?
*most of pop raise hands*
i guess some of the west is still with you!
northern west is mine
southern west yours.

Originally posted by rubber dickie
i do it for the cheese.

That's our campaign slogan, isn't it?

Originally posted by Captain REX
That's our campaign slogan, isn't it?

Indeed it is queen

Where is Zink? He needs to report from the West about the siege...

I dunno....have we gotten any reports?

Originally posted by Lana
Indeed it is queen

yes. everybody should do it or the cheese.

Not yet, but I suspect it is going well. Our orbital cannons will bomb the living shit out of those crazy mofos.

He wont be responding since the dead cant talk *hold up Zinks head*. The West belong to RV now, and you have made a mistake to make an enemy of the south.

Originally posted by Captain REX
Not yet, but I suspect it is going well. Our orbital cannons will bomb the living shit out of those crazy mofos.



Not to mention our vast army

Originally posted by Captain REX
Not yet, but I suspect it is going well. Our orbital cannons will bomb the living shit out of those crazy mofos.

For even as we speak my fleet is raiding your orbital cannons right now, and taking them for the SOuth.

Sorry, not happening.

*runs to Rex*

My liege, the Prince of Blades thinks he's taking the orbital cannons...only to find out that they don't exist! Muahahahahhahaha! Instead, he shall find our greatest army of infinite numbers...no really, it's infinite.

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
For even as we speak my fleet is raiding your orbital cannons right now, and taking them for the SOuth.
yeah POB!!
i knew i could count on your great power!!

Nah, ya can't. The SOuth? Where's THAT on the compass?

I'm the West. Pwn'd.

Originally posted by General Zink
Sorry, not happening.

*runs to Rex*

My liege, the Prince of Blades thinks he's taking the orbital cannons...only to find out that they don't exist! Muahahahahhahaha! Instead, he shall find our greatest army of infinite numbers...no really, it's infinite.

No matter, we have ourselves orbital cannons and platforms for air-ship building. You will never win.

the eats shall fall!!!
*angel form*

being the angel of light
i can destroy you all!!!

JUDGEMENT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*entire east goes up on flames*
this evil land must be purified

Originally posted by General Zink
Sorry, not happening.

*runs to Rex*

My liege, the Prince of Blades thinks he's taking the orbital cannons...only to find out that they don't exist! Muahahahahhahaha! Instead, he shall find our greatest army of infinite numbers...no really, it's infinite.

Bwahahahaha. Everything is going according to our plans.

queen

You know, the West owns all.

Originally posted by Bespin Bart
Nah, ya can't. The SOuth? Where's THAT on the compass?

I'm the West. Pwn'd.
the west shows itselef!

No, the East does. You guys are our allies. Originally we were one country but Lance took over the middle and split everything up.

Silly Lance.

Originally posted by Bespin Bart
You know, the West owns all.

Naw aw, there's a story about the north and the south. But none on the east and west.

o dear!
*looks at east*
there is nothing left!
you must have been very evil!

Silly Lance, compasses are for midgets.

Countries with stories usually have weak spots. If you don't know anything about a country, you can't own it.

Originally posted by Bespin Bart
Silly Lance, compasses are for midgets.

Countries with stories usually have weak spots. If you don't know anything about a country, you can't own it.
to bad the west is already mine!
you came to late!
i claimed it yesterday!
according to your thread you claimed it today!

Nope, still here, Rae. Commander Rex lives on, and so does the East.

Originally posted by raenef
to bad the west is already mine!
you came to late!
i claimed it yesterday!
according to your thread you claimed it today!

No, they've always ruled it. They've just been biding their time, as we have queen

But...I was already there. You can't claim something that you didn't claim today.

Originally posted by Bespin Bart
But...I was already there. You can't claim something that you didn't claim today.

doesn't make any sense at all seeing as i claimed it yesterday!

the far west still belongs to me as does the gray havens!

Silly fool....

queen

It says nothing of the Far West on the compass. Just the West.

I wonder who the Owner of the Compass will side with...you know of whom I speak... *points to a statue of Raz, the God of Boards*

Originally posted by Lana
No, the East does. You guys are our allies. Originally we were one country but Lance took over the middle and split everything up.

Silly Lance.

We are one once more! We are bigger than the North and the South too!

bump

The guy being thrown aside is the South in that smilie.

queen

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/lynx/whitbaby.gif

pokey

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http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/lynx/whitbaby.gif

dance

*plots world domination*

queen

*is world domination with a curly mustache* http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/lynx/whitartist.gif

Originally posted by Lana
*plots world domination*

queen

*Adds his ideas to the plan and stuffs them in a secret file on the East/West/Middle's supercomputer, which BTW has the power to beat the dorks from North/South in a Dungeons & Dragon Campaign...it always rolls d20 biatch*

Pwn'd. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111)

queen

*wanders around for a bit, then leaves*

You can't leave! You must bow down!

Bow to your new Masters!

Bow! I command you!

queen

*chews on bone*

*bows* cry

I would never bow to the likes of you. *Leaves*

CHEESE!

Rubber Dickie's a brother, methinks.

Yup queen

bump

Originally posted by Coldfire
I don't think you are my master anymore, lance *disappears in a cloud of smoke*

Well then...you suck, and give me back my complimentary cookie!

We have a traitor on our hands here....

queen

Kill the traitor!

*pelts Coldfire with shoes*

Ahh. Death. *zombified*

*makes motolov cocktails*

queen

*makes more cookies to offer potential Alliance members*

do I get to be cheif motolov cocktail thrower?

Sure

weehehehehehe

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
do I get to be cheif motolov cocktail thrower?

Yeah, just chuck em over the wall towards either the North or South towers.

coolness!

Excellent....

Impressive...

Cheese!

Hurray for the randomness started be me.

And for misspelling words

This is Wendigo from the West thread u guys suck!

Originally posted by Wendigo
This is Wendigo from the West thread u guys suck!

looks like your allies have turned against you!

Originally posted by raenef
looks like your allies have turned against you!

Wendigo was never an ally. He doesn't have a West thread. Bespin Bart does.

Yup. Chris rules the West, not that Wendigo guy. He only wishes he could be as cool as we are queen

Who can I join then?

-AC

With us...we rule.

Join us I'm the Queen here

*Moonwalks to wherever those guys are*

-AC

He he, time to have some fun...sniper *hits the cookies out of LW's hand and therefore has to make another batch. Shoots the glass where the cocktails are in making them none throwable for reasons unknown. And shoots the rubber off of AC's shoes and thus he can't moon walk anymore.* Hehe, God bless randomness.

Dude, how could that happen when it's impossible for anyone we don't want in here to get past our defenses?

Silly child.

Hey, I'm having a moment

Fine, watch this.

*Arms self*

-AC

queen

Things are just so much more fun here.

Yeah, and incase someone tells you the south is nor fun...well that's a bunch of bull****!!!!

That was really nice.

Go back to your worthless South Tower.

Why, I think that since I'm here, I can at least have a cookie.

No, cookies are only for our allies.

Well since i'm in charge of the south, how about...you know.naughty I switch allies?

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Well since i'm in charge of the south, how about...you know.naughty I switch allies?

I don't trust you...you only want my cookies.

I'm totally with the East!

Yes, long live us.

Long live...ah feck, I wish I could figure out how to do these retarded alternates...

Originally posted by Captain REX
DOOM! Come, brethren, destroy the North and South! Those cheese-hating fascists must be destroyed! Take back Green Square! Bomb the enemy with Swiss and Cheddar, torture them with Bleu!

hysterical Soy shall rule all! evillaugh

Copy and paste the text in my signature.

Who, me? I want to be original.

We rule queen

Originally posted by Lana
We rule queen


When South wins we shal wring the cheese and force all to eat a soy paste that will bring such an aftertaste to end days evillaugh

Originally posted by RaventheOnly
When South wins we shal wring the cheese and force all to eat a soy paste that will bring such an aftertaste to end days evillaugh

Except you're not going to win because we're far better queen

I can't really be a traitor, you know, since I was never really on your side in the first place.....