Eastern Thread of the Cheesey-Doom Masters
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Captain REX
DOOM! Come, brethren, destroy the North and South! Those cheese-hating fascists must be destroyed! Take back Green Square! Bomb the enemy with Swiss and Cheddar, torture them with Bleu!
Lana
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!
Captain REX
Oo-rah! Welcome, my minions! May the Cheese bring you to Fortune.
raenef
muhahahaha!!!!
i laugh at you punny human!
i am one of the dark mistresses of the north!
you aren't even a match for the disbanded south!!
Lana
I'm the queen of the east, so
(yes, Rex, I have just declared myself queen. Deal with it
)
Captain REX
Well, as long as I can be the insidious Overlord-of-All-with-the-Queen-being-the-exception (!!!), that's just dandy.
My dear Raenef, the South and North are already under my cheese-flavored thumb...
Lana
Ready for world domination?
queen
rubber dickie
are we talking about the far east?
Captain REX
Indeed, my Queen!
We're talking about the East of the Non-Existant Country! The North is ruled by Dark Mistresses, and the South by Dark Lords...but we are the elite and lucky direction on the compass, who rule with an Iron Cheese Wheel!
raenef
the gray havens answer to me!
thus i also control the west!
rubber dickie
what the f-- you guys have cheese?!? i am SO in! trasher
Lana
No, the West is under control by our allies.
*plots cheesy world domination*
queen
PrinceofBlades
I was a fool to trust the East. With me, the alliance of the Stars.
rubber dickie
i do it for the cheese.
raenef
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
I was a fool to trust the East. With me, the alliance of the Stars.
so that's who you r with POB!
no...
on my recent trip to the west i defeated your allies and now the west in under my command!
Lana
The cheese rules.
And once our allies to the west have completed their stronghold, we will sweep through and take over the north and the south...and then we shall rule the world!!!!
queen
Lana
Originally posted by raenef
so that's who you r with POB!
no...
on my recent trip to the west i defeated your allies and now the west in under my command!
So you would LIKE to think....
queen
raenef
*journeys to west*
are you guys with me?
*most of pop raise hands*
i guess some of the west is still with you!
northern west is mine
southern west yours.
Captain REX
Originally posted by rubber dickie
i do it for the cheese.
That's our campaign slogan, isn't it?
Lana
Originally posted by Captain REX
That's our campaign slogan, isn't it?
Indeed it is queen
Captain REX
Where is Zink? He needs to report from the West about the siege...
Lana
I dunno....have we gotten any reports?
rubber dickie
Originally posted by Lana
Indeed it is queen
yes. everybody should do it or the cheese.
Captain REX
Not yet, but I suspect it is going well. Our orbital cannons will bomb the living shit out of those crazy mofos.
PrinceofBlades
He wont be responding since the dead cant talk *hold up Zinks head*. The West belong to RV now, and you have made a mistake to make an enemy of the south.
Lana
Originally posted by Captain REX
Not yet, but I suspect it is going well. Our orbital cannons will bomb the living shit out of those crazy mofos.
Not to mention our vast army
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Captain REX
Not yet, but I suspect it is going well. Our orbital cannons will bomb the living shit out of those crazy mofos.
For even as we speak my fleet is raiding your orbital cannons right now, and taking them for the SOuth.
General Zink
Sorry, not happening.
*runs to Rex*
My liege, the Prince of Blades thinks he's taking the orbital cannons...only to find out that they don't exist! Muahahahahhahaha! Instead, he shall find our greatest army of infinite numbers...no really, it's infinite.
raenef
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
For even as we speak my fleet is raiding your orbital cannons right now, and taking them for the SOuth.
yeah POB!!
i knew i could count on your great power!!
Bespin Bart
Nah, ya can't. The SOuth? Where's THAT on the compass?
I'm the West. Pwn'd.
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by General Zink
Sorry, not happening.
*runs to Rex*
My liege, the Prince of Blades thinks he's taking the orbital cannons...only to find out that they don't exist! Muahahahahhahaha! Instead, he shall find our greatest army of infinite numbers...no really, it's infinite.
No matter, we have ourselves orbital cannons and platforms for air-ship building. You will never win.
raenef
the eats shall fall!!!
*angel form*
being the angel of light
i can destroy you all!!!
JUDGEMENT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*entire east goes up on flames*
this evil land must be purified
Lana
Originally posted by General Zink
Sorry, not happening.
*runs to Rex*
My liege, the Prince of Blades thinks he's taking the orbital cannons...only to find out that they don't exist! Muahahahahhahaha! Instead, he shall find our greatest army of infinite numbers...no really, it's infinite.
Bwahahahaha. Everything is going according to our plans.
queen
Bespin Bart
You know, the West owns all.
raenef
Originally posted by Bespin Bart
Nah, ya can't. The SOuth? Where's THAT on the compass?
I'm the West. Pwn'd.
the west shows itselef!
Lana
No, the East does. You guys are our allies. Originally we were one country but Lance took over the middle and split everything up.
Silly Lance.
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Bespin Bart
You know, the West owns all.
Naw aw, there's a story about the north and the south. But none on the east and west.
raenef
o dear!
*looks at east*
there is nothing left!
you must have been very evil!
Bespin Bart
Silly Lance, compasses are for midgets.
Countries with stories usually have weak spots. If you don't know anything about a country, you can't own it.
raenef
Originally posted by Bespin Bart
Silly Lance, compasses are for midgets.
Countries with stories usually have weak spots. If you don't know anything about a country, you can't own it.
to bad the west is already mine!
you came to late!
i claimed it yesterday!
according to your thread you claimed it today!
Captain REX
Nope, still here, Rae. Commander Rex lives on, and so does the East.
Lana
Originally posted by raenef
to bad the west is already mine!
you came to late!
i claimed it yesterday!
according to your thread you claimed it today!
No, they've always ruled it. They've just been biding their time, as we have queen
Bespin Bart
But...I was already there. You can't claim something that you didn't claim today.
raenef
Originally posted by Bespin Bart
But...I was already there. You can't claim something that you didn't claim today.
doesn't make any sense at all seeing as i claimed it yesterday!
the far west still belongs to me as does the gray havens!
Lana
Silly fool....
queen
Captain REX
It says nothing of the Far West on the compass. Just the West.
I wonder who the Owner of the Compass will side with...you know of whom I speak... *points to a statue of Raz, the God of Boards*
LanİeWindu
Originally posted by Lana
No, the East does. You guys are our allies. Originally we were one country but Lance took over the middle and split everything up.
Silly Lance.
We are one once more! We are bigger than the North and the South too!
Bespin Bart
The guy being thrown aside is the South in that smilie.
Bespin Bart
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/lynx/whitbaby.gif
Bespin Bart
...
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/lynx/whitbaby.gif
Lana
*plots world domination*
queen
Bespin Bart
*is world domination with a curly mustache* http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/lynx/whitartist.gif
LanİeWindu
Originally posted by Lana
*plots world domination*
queen
*Adds his ideas to the plan and stuffs them in a secret file on the East/West/Middle's supercomputer, which BTW has the power to beat the dorks from North/South in a Dungeons & Dragon Campaign...it always rolls d20 biatch*
Bespin Bart
Pwn'd.
(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111)
Coldfire
*wanders around for a bit, then leaves*
Bespin Bart
You can't leave! You must bow down!
LanİeWindu
Bow to your new Masters!
Bow! I command you!
PrinceofBlades
I would never bow to the likes of you. *Leaves*
Captain REX
Rubber Dickie's a brother, methinks.
LanİeWindu
Originally posted by Coldfire
I don't think you are my master anymore, lance *disappears in a cloud of smoke*
Well then...you suck, and give me back my complimentary cookie!
Lana
We have a traitor on our hands here....
queen
Bespin Bart
Kill the traitor!
Lana
*pelts Coldfire with shoes*
Bespin Bart
Ahh. Death. *zombified*
Tptmanno1
*makes motolov cocktails*
Lana
queen
LanİeWindu
*makes more cookies to offer potential Alliance members*
Tptmanno1
do I get to be cheif motolov cocktail thrower?
Lana
Sure
LanİeWindu
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
do I get to be cheif motolov cocktail thrower?
Yeah, just chuck em over the wall towards either the North or South towers.
Captain REX
Cheese!
Hurray for the randomness started be me.
Lana
And for misspelling words
Wendigo
This is Wendigo from the West thread u guys suck!
raenef
Originally posted by Wendigo
This is Wendigo from the West thread u guys suck!
looks like your allies have turned against you!
LanİeWindu
Originally posted by raenef
looks like your allies have turned against you!
Wendigo was never an ally. He doesn't have a West thread. Bespin Bart does.
Lana
Yup. Chris rules the West, not that Wendigo guy. He only wishes he could be as cool as we are queen
Alpha Centauri
Who can I join then?
-AC
LanİeWindu
With us...we rule.
Lana
Join us
I'm the Queen here
Alpha Centauri
*Moonwalks to wherever those guys are*
-AC
PrinceofBlades
He he, time to have some fun...sniper *hits the cookies out of LW's hand and therefore has to make another batch. Shoots the glass where the cocktails are in making them none throwable for reasons unknown. And shoots the rubber off of AC's shoes and thus he can't moon walk anymore.* Hehe, God bless randomness.
Lana
Dude, how could that happen when it's impossible for anyone we don't want in here to get past our defenses?
Silly child.
PrinceofBlades
Hey, I'm having a moment
Alpha Centauri
Fine, watch this.
*Arms self*
-AC
Lana
queen
Things are just so much more fun here.
PrinceofBlades
Yeah, and incase someone tells you the south is nor fun...well that's a bunch of bull****!!!!
LanİeWindu
That was really nice.
Go back to your worthless South Tower.
PrinceofBlades
Why, I think that since I'm here, I can at least have a cookie.
Lana
No, cookies are only for our allies.
PrinceofBlades
Well since i'm in charge of the south, how about...you know.naughty I switch allies?
LanİeWindu
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Well since i'm in charge of the south, how about...you know.naughty I switch allies?
I don't trust you...you only want my cookies.
Echuu
I'm totally with the East!
LanİeWindu
Yes, long live us.
Bespin Bart
Long live...ah feck, I wish I could figure out how to do these retarded alternates...
RaventheOnly
Originally posted by Captain REX
DOOM! Come, brethren, destroy the North and South! Those cheese-hating fascists must be destroyed! Take back Green Square! Bomb the enemy with Swiss and Cheddar, torture them with Bleu!
hysterical Soy shall rule all!
evillaugh
LanİeWindu
Copy and paste the text in my signature.
Bespin Bart
Who, me? I want to be original.
RaventheOnly
Originally posted by Lana
We rule queen
When South wins we shal wring the cheese and force all to eat a soy paste that will bring such an aftertaste to end days
evillaugh
Lana
Originally posted by RaventheOnly
When South wins we shal wring the cheese and force all to eat a soy paste that will bring such an aftertaste to end days
evillaugh
Except you're not going to win because we're far better queen
Coldfire
I can't really be a traitor, you know, since I was never really on your side in the first place.....
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