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I can keep an eye on you all...biatches!

Aha! Allies, oh might Center of the Compass?

Umm...sure. We shall be allies.

The Queen of the East welcomes you, our newest ally queen

No my leagus ally with the south and the north, I who ask your most trustworthy commander.

Who are we fighting against?

The east and west.

The West and East are fighting the North and South. But you'll join us, cause we have Cheese and Pornstars. They got Dark people. Pfft.

im confused

Decisions decisions.

Who shall the Middle align with?

This is too easy! I love cheese and 50 foot tall pornstars!!!

Good choice, Lance queen

Indeed. Who are your evil minions, Lance?

Originally posted by Captain REX
The West and East are fighting the North and South. But you'll join us, cause we have Cheese and Pornstars. They got Dark people. Pfft.
the west is mine i claimed it yesterday!!!
everyone else claimed it today!!!

Um...So?

thus it is the west/south/north alliance gainst the east/middle alliance!

Originally posted by Bespin Bart
Indeed. Who are your evil minions, Lance?

Whoever wants to be my evil minions, all we do is play games and eat cheesey poofs.

So any old nerd is qualified.

Not really. The West (me) wants to join the Middle.

Originally posted by raenef
the west is mine i claimed it yesterday!!!
everyone else claimed it today!!!

You never claimed it.

The Middle is the best because we can spy on anyone we want to...yes that's right! I see you Northerners through your bathroom windows, use some Lysol to get rid of that smell!

Personally, I prefer to just spray Axe around. It smells good.

Right Guard + Axe = I smell good.

Originally posted by Lana
You never claimed it.
did too!!!!

Originally posted by raenef
did too!!!!

Did you create a thread claiming you own it? No? Then you didn't claim it.

Did you even POST that you claimed it? I don't think so!

Originally posted by raenef
actually i did post that i claimed it!

by defeating the dragon king in the gray havens, i won the west!
look in the northern thread!

I'm too lazy to look through there, so I will just say you didn't post it.

Originally posted by Lana
Did you create a thread claiming you own it? No? Then you didn't claim it.

Point and match.

I did.

*Leader Lance readies his army of Apes with Scottish Accents to do battle with the North/South army*

Scottish Apes to Leader Lance, 50-Foot Pornstars to me and Fuhrer Zink, and Cheese to Queen Lana and Commander Rex. We win.

Oh hell yes we win queen

Originally posted by Bespin Bart
Scottish Apes to Leader Lance, 50-Foot Pornstars to me and Fuhrer Zink, and Cheese to Queen Lana and Commander Rex. We win.

Our troops kick the shit out of those Roleplaying dorks from the North/South/and supposedly Outerspace.

Why would you want to come from Outerspace?

Not like there's much out there.....

Except for...THIS!

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/edoom/spacecraft.gif

abduction

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/edoom/very_first_smiley.gif

*starts hand drawing an alien, messes up and erases it, then starts again*

Only in the Middle will you find the Leader drawing. We are truely grateful.

The middle.

Indeed

That's a song.

Damn Jimmy Eat World

Damn them? Or steal their money?

Both

Damn steal money?

Don't make me get the Scottish Apes to have you stop confussling me.

*sneaks in from the North*

(Bender laugh): hehehehe

Like I said in my first post...the Middle can see all of you. BTW you didn't sneak very good, I saw you halfway here. Have a cookie to pass the time as my assasin's ready their sniper rifles. There is no escape.

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
(Bender voice):Bite My Shiney Metal Ass!

*runs back to the North, avoiding gunshots*

I Hate You All!

"But, you forgot your cookie", Lance yells after him.

Can I have a cookie???

You're a North/South ally, are you not?

I really don't know right now.....

Join us! We will give you more power than the dorky North/South's.

Uh oh.... Dilemma....

I want a cheesy poof cry

*hands a cheesy poof over*

Those are my Cheesy Poofs! Give em back! You may not have any until you pledge allegiance to the East/West/Middle.

Originally posted by Bespin Bart
Damn steal money?

This has got to be one of the best posts I have ever read

Irene, Coldfire, join the East/West/Middle alliance...it is your destiny...

Plus we've got cookies, cheese, porn stars, and Scottish apes. What's NOT great about us? queen

Originally posted by Lana
Plus we've got cookies, cheese, porn stars, and Scottish apes. What's NOT great about us? queen

Plus we aren't dorks like the North/South people. They take this seriously.

We don't have any rap...which depends on your tastes of course...?

lol, I will think about it.... I have to see which group more appreciates my talents....

Originally posted by Coldfire
lol, I will think about it.... I have to see which group more appreciates my talents....

And what would those be?

If you can play a video game without acting all n00bish, then you have a job.

I can't really play video games.... not my style....

He's watching us.... Eeeeek....

*starts stripping*

*walks around*

Originally posted by misha
*starts stripping*

Originally posted by misha
if you pretend not to notice....whistling1

I shall not say a word.

*dances around in undies*

*Pulls out binoculars*

*turns on music and gets hairbrush*

*Stops watching...*

You're only 14, that's wrong.

You can look Lance but you can't touch!jm

Originally posted by Bespin Bart
Irene, Coldfire, join the East/West/Middle alliance...it is your destiny...

I'm in mostly cause of the cheesy poofs droolio

Originally posted by misha
turning 15 cry

you're so boring schmoll

And I'm 21...

I'm not boring, it's just that I am not an internet predator.

Originally posted by misha
age has never been a thing for me flirt
but if it bothers you then ... well too bad for you

Don't get me wrong, you're a very pretty girl, but my eyes are on someone else.

No, I already knew you were young.

And my eyes are on Maya Zurak here...she stole my heart.

I wish it were irl...but yep, she knows.

does she live far away?

does she feel the same way?

She lives in Germany...and why don't you ask her if she feels the same way. She's online right now.

cause im going to bed
...
i'd ask you to join but you're clearly not interested winkiss

ill see ya round,
hug
xxoo misha

Originally posted by misha
cause im going to bed
...
i'd ask you to join but you're clearly not interested winkiss

ill see ya round,
hug
xxoo misha

You so horny...

See ya Misha.

cant help it been that way for years now ... atleast it gets me places whistling
dont take that in the wrong way though, im not a **** no2
i refuse to have sex before im 16 ... 16 at the VERY youngest .. and still im only having it with a guy i love lots and loves me back in_love

anyway .. me ... bed .... now.

nighty night hug

Goodnight.

*goes back to playing video games and eating cheesy poofs, waiting to make a strike against the dorks of the North*

so this is the party capital of the west/east/middle?

Sure...it can be.

*looks around and see tumbleweed* slow day

I know, I'm waiting for Commander REX, Queen Lana, and Commander Chris to show up.

and you're a commander too?

I'm Leader Lance

Leader huh flirt do they know about this?

Jordan is the one who called me that.

I told him to be more assertive but no, he goes and gives the leader role to you

We are all leaders in our own rights. It just happens to be my title.

He is the leader of the East, alongside Queen Alana.

Chris is the leader of the West.

And I am leader of the Middle.

Lana and Jordan huh very nice


Well goodluck with your apes Ken darling, I must leave, toodles wavey

Farewell Lady Silver of Tears.

"I have the answer!" makes giant mice appear. "I win hahahahahahahahahahahahaha join me lance for I am you father"

No, my father is in cell block 6 of the Nevada State Prison.

Darnet, join me anyway?

Nah

Than you shall fall to my giant mice

*Summons his Scottish Apes*

Let's see em fight my apes.

o dear...I know what i'll do. *Makes giant bananas appear opens the banana latch* what you not the only looney person here. *fills banana with tequila* want some?

i am Karin of the South-East Northern of the Mid-West i come in peace with elves....sexy elves

A sexy elf for me??? Don't need one.

I have Lady Maya.

I am KD from the Northern Thread of The Dark Mistresses! I come in Peace!

I serve the Dark Mistresses of the North! wizard

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
I am KD from the Northern Thread of The Dark Mistresses! I come in Peace!

I serve the Dark Mistresses of the North! wizard

No kidding? I couldn't tell since you said the same thing twice in one post.

hi every1!!!!!

YOu think that's bad, I'm allied with his superior. I get this 24/7. But hey who's complaining.

huh?

Originally posted by Anna85
huh?


You don't wanna know.

do you have a bathroom here Lance?

Originally posted by Wolflet
do you have a bathroom here Lance?

Originally posted by Wolflet
do you have a bathroom here Lance?

Third floor, 5 doors to your left, then there is a hidden switch, pull that to reveal a hidden hallway, 3 doors to your right, 1 to your right, and then the 6th door. There you go!

Originally posted by Anna85
lol

is it so horrible?

Just a very long story.

How's the war coming along?

Originally posted by Wolflet
*writes down*

Make sure to flush the toilet twice...I don't like floaters.

Originally posted by Anna85
lol
can u say it?

Nope.

Wow, I killed my own thread. Sweet!

lol

bump

Mist killed my thread this time.

Yours wasn't as dead as mine and Rex's or Chris's though

Because mine is the Middle, it is both East, and West at the same time. It is the center of attention, not on purpose though.

Suuuuuuuuuuuure.

I think you took over the middle for a reason....

Attention whore!!

No...attentionwhore

I know at least I admit it queen

bump

queen

You killed my thread.

I killed the whole OTF for an hour once queen

You've BOTH got it all wrong...to be an attention whore, is a finely tuned art....observe....

*strips naked, save for socks and strategially placed whip cream. Hops on a unicycyle, begins juggling poodles, all while lighting himself on fire. Proceeds to flirt with Lana, in addition to making obscene gestures at Lance with his feet*

Originally posted by Da Moose
You've BOTH got it all wrong...to be an attention whore, is a finely tuned art....observe....

*strips naked, save for socks and strategially placed whip cream. Hops on a unicycyle, begins juggling poodles, all while lighting himself on fire. Proceeds to flirt with Lana, in addition to making obscene gestures at Lance with his feet*

Fvcker.

Very few people are allowed to flirt with me and live, you know.

queen