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*Readies his Scottish Ape's for battle*

You forgot Queen Lana to the East as well.

I am the god of equilibrium you didnt expect that did you!

So, the south is now the Norths allie,.....my the tables have turned

not that anyone gives a flying f*** about me thesedays but hidey ho you all play your games

This isn't a game. This is a pun.

soooo....
what r u guys offering to you loyal warriors?

Originally posted by raenef
soooo....
what r u guys offering to you loyal warriors?

Cookies and Porn

you all need a more fulfilling sex life

Niiiice....

Oh yeah, can't forget the cheese!!

i thought someone here was lactose intolerant...

Really?? Who would that be??

Me, but I don't care queen

i may have the wrong person. but if im right. and i tell it may end my life!!!
actually...im exagerating.

looks like i took abit of time deciding what to post

Maybe just a little time....

Originally posted by silver_tears
you all need a more fulfilling sex life Well that settles it droolio I'm with whatever she's with

bad dado

Hmmmm I didnt know Lance lived in either Nebraska, Oklahoma or Kansas. Learn something new everyday.

now that you have all stated that...

the northern and southern threads are willing to fulfill your greatest desires if you serve us

hot women, treasure, battles, drinks, big comfy beds, talking monkies, cheese

anything!

and don't worry POB RG and i are providing this

Wow, you guys offer a lot.... Sounds good to me!!

Originally posted by Coldfire
Wow, you guys offer a lot.... Sounds good to me!!

you mean the north right?

Originally posted by raenef
now that you have all stated that...

the northern and southern threads are willing to fulfill your greatest desires if you serve us

hot women, treasure, battles, drinks, big comfy beds, talking monkies, cheese

anything!

and don't worry POB RG and i are providing this

Pfft, we've been offering all that and more since the beginning.

queen

And BTW, they are not talking monkeys!!!!

They are Scottish Speaking Apes, get it right. We also have the compass' best cheese, and our hot women are 50 feet tall!

Not to mention cookies. You can never forget the cookies.

Cookies and Cheesy Poofs.

Plus, we are now offering 17 Virgin Megastores upon your death.

And all the booze our allies could ever want.

Man, the East/West/Middle is just party central queen

We need a new name for East/West/Middle

Yeah, we do......

Fvck the North/South Alliance?

We should get Chris to come up with some name in l33t.

what r your specialities rulers?

RG, POB and I will tell you afterward

Originally posted by Wolflet
bad dado Nice one Sis

Originally posted by dave123
Well that settles it droolio I'm with whatever she's with Nice one Daddo!

Are we winning?

This is page 3...

I need no assassins. I have 50 foot pornos.

And I have Scottish Apes...now with Teflon!

Gasp! What an improvement! The Germans will surely steal it.

This way the enemy's blood comes right off without the use of a scouring pad!

Amazing!

My 50-foot porno babes come with city-leveling, building-obliterating lubricant guns.

Originally posted by Bespin Bart
Amazing!

My 50-foot porno babes come with city-leveling, building-obliterating lubricant guns.

The cheese comes with....stink, it's been left out of the fridge for too long.

Damn. Whatsit?

Originally posted by raenef
soooo....
what r u guys offering to you loyal warriors?


Eternal life *cough cough* and your own city of slaves flirt1

Originally posted by RaventheOnly
Eternal life *cough cough* and your own city of slaves flirt1

The catch is your warriors ARE the slaves!

Cross you?

*puts a cross in front of Raven* I win!

Originally posted by Bespin Bart
Cross you?

*puts a cross in front of Raven* I win!

So, if all of you are the leaders of the North, East, West and South, are Raz and TH the Gods of the Sky and the Underworld?

Originally posted by DCLXVI
So, if all of you are the leaders of the North, East, West and South, are Raz and TH the Gods of the Sky and the Underworld?


ask em TH is merely a member to by the way

Damned heithans....

Yeah, well I don't really know who's side I'm on exactly anymore....

ah...
but my mercenaries know each side inside and out

since no one wants KD and my services, i have started a guilds thread...
being that we are the craftpeople of Raz's Compass please don't attack us.

I'm totally for the east

is the war over?

What?! I have no idea what's going on now