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Where the hell is everyone? Only mah and I are online. Usually at this time this place is packed!

Even tons-a-post yerssot isn't here.

I'm sittin' here, sipping on a whiskey coke. . . well, maybe not sipping . The Empire Strikes Back comes on FOX in a few hours, and I'll be good and buzzed up by then.

well yerss seems to be long gone for a while, that takes away some of the mass-posting...but it's true that the activity is darn low at the moment...........where's everyone

They're off drinking whiskey. It is Thursday, after all.

well I think that's some american tradition, but what about the britains? dutch? norwegian?

Don't worry, mah. I just made Whiskey Thursday up. Sounds like a good idea though, huh?

how was I to know?
probably a good idea if whisky's your thing, yeah.

I don't even really like whiskey all that much. But it sure tastes yummy right now.

I'm more worried about your coke...that's the worst thing I could drink...maybe except pepsi.

Yeah, I don't really care for cola all that much, either.

Boy, you'd think I'd be puking while having this drink.

are you?

Hell no, my friend.

I'm chillin, listening to the Minnesota Twins (baseball) game on the radio. I've never been healthier!

good for you!

It's whiskey Thursday.

You should go get some whiskey!

nah, I'm happy with my water

water?

That's for tomorrow! Drink whiskey!

pushing whisky on me, are you?

Yes. Drink it, or I'll drink it, then spit it down your throat.

I'll have some, what the hell.

I'm gonna watch Empire tonight too, To. Can't wait. Hope the AOTC bits are good.

ouch..I have no choice then.....but no cola right?

Mixed with diet pepsi.

I'm mixing with diet Coke.

just not cherry coke!

I don't think that would taste very well.

drink it straight up man

Yeah.

*plugs mah's nose, pours shot of whiskey down his throat*

Doesn't that taste good?

eh..ghhh..sure

are you going wuss here, you dont mix whiskey

You mix it if you don't want to puke, man.

wuss

cherry coke might not be bad now that I think about it.

*passes finti whiskey bottle*

drink up, you fast talker, you.

Okay. Hows this.

Me, To and finti all pretend we're like wild west gunslingers.
We're walking down main street looking for trouble. To is carrying his whiskey bottle.

Me : "What in tarnation are ya doin, ToMacckey ! Drinkin all that whiskey fer yerself ? Gimme somma that !

*Finti draws his smith and wesson double action and shoots both To and Gundy down and take the whiskey for himself*

Bastard.

You missed Gundy.

*dying words* "Gundy. . . get the whiskey. Get it. Drink it. Please. Don't forget what's happened here. . . . Drink it. . . "

*holds To's dying body*

"I promise....I promise.....hey, can I have your lightsabre ?"

You can have mine.

No, queeq, she wants one with a big blade.

What happened to finti ?

Well I guess since he's not here to defend himself, I'll just take To's sabre and chop finti in half. There just happens to be one of those handy shafts right there.............

what did you do?
you should worship finti now!

The only person that worshops finti is himself.

hmmm... this gives me an idea...

*runs to the street*
*brakes a car window*
*runs back*
hmmm... not quite what I had in mind...

*watches both parts of finti's body fall down shaft*

George will be pleased.

and if someone filmed it all, Dim could change the axe in a nice double lightsabre.
There is no need to put those tats on his head, he's evil enough as it is

Don't involve me in your evil plan!

Too late! Once you step into this thread forever will it dominate your destiny.

NOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *poors Diet Coke into her computer*
I'm not a tool!

Careful Dim. Remember 3 mile island.

My Diet Coke will lead to Nuclear Contamination?

Well it did on the Simpsons. Or was that Saturday Night Live ?

are you now radioactive woman?

It was an old Saturday Night Live where I think Bill Murray spilled a diet pepsi on the control panel at a Nuke plant and it set off a meltdown.

its gott a be jack daniels "single barrel" and /or pepsi-- not that stinkin' coke----maybe some ginger ale yummmmmmm-

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...Who is really annoying.

Gee...maybe my brother is biased cause HE WORKS FOR PEPSI !!!!

things do not go better with choke a cola---

How wude.

Hey! That was mine.

Life tasts good huh?

I read your mind queeq darling....http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/kusje.gif

"Can you read my mind? Do you know what it is you do to me?"

You can see right through me.

Gundark the Glass ... hmmm... not bad

Wondering why you are, all the wonderful things you are.

thank you queeq, I'm flattered

. . . . . . .

Why is it that every single thread seems to turn into some kind of taunting of Gundy and queeqs sexual courtship?

Lance and yers share beds, and do you seem then throwing it in everone's face?

BTW, tomorrow is Whiskey Thursday!

"Today, today
It's a dream away

Visions in my cell begin to bread
Was everything a fact of what I read
Excuse my while l spell my name" - Talk Talk

Sexual courtship ? I hadn't noticed.

Hooray ! Whiskey Thursday is here.

Okay. Me, To and finti get to relieve our scene all over again.

*starts swaggering down street, goes into dusty bar to get bottle of whiskey*

Hey ToMacckey ! Where dun that durn finti git to now ?

"But a shot in the dark one step away from you
A shot in the dark always creeping up on you" -Ozzy

.. and then finti is off with the whiskey all to himself again

God darn Im gitin my self a whole botil of faine moonshaine whiskee *spits out the tobacco rearange the boots and overal denims and tilt back the straw hat*

Starts to sing "I`m a poor lonesome cowboy a long way from home........

That be the worst singin' I ever in tarnation heard.

*puts hand on holster*

Ya best shuddup boy.

Best be doin' wot she say, boy. I seen 'er spread brains all about this street.

Pass that ther' whiskey, Gundie.

*slides bottle down to To at other end of bar*

here ya go, padner !

*downs another shot glass of whiskey*

that helps shake off the ole trail dust.

finti draws faster than his own shadow and shoots the rusty gun from gundys holster.
"Hey leave that darn botil alone that is all miine, and miiine alone. Yu al can take that brown stuf corn liq...liqq.. booze thingy over at the baa. Now git too it gal and dance, and To pour me some more of that whiskee now boy"

*pulls off cowboy hat and throws it on floor*

Who in tarnation do ya think yer are, shootin' at me like that ! And I ain't no damn saloon girlie thats a gonna be dancin' fer ya, I can promise ya that, ya no good two-bit claim jumper !

*grabs rifle from behind bar*

Think ya best be makin' with an apologeeeee, there mister finti.

*downs more whiskey*

Thems' fightin' words.

*spits out straw*
again finti acts faster than this shadow, draws his gun shoots the rifle out of gundys hand, drinks another whiskey and holster his own gun . All before the shadow acts.

"You all ready to kneel before me, you skunksters"
" To hurry up with that whiskee boy I am thirsteeeey, and git that darn stupid skirt off, i wanna see Gundy dance like a jizzabell, not you To. Serve us some brown liqaa....lick....licc....booze

Oooooooooh..quicker than his shadow even

Don't even come near my Gundy, boyyy.
Or I'zz agonna whoop yerr aaaasss.

*whispers* (for the Europeans)
a better hick comeback is "boy, don't make me open a can of whoopass on ya"

*lowers head and walks off humiliated*

ugh!...ya damn sissy!

Hehehehehe

I ainta takin' off no skirts fer you, ya stinkin' galoot !

*stuffs rag in top of whiskey bottle, lights it and throws it at finti*

*who blows out the fire and drinks a huge swab of the whiskey*
"I said that To should git his skirt off, you on the other hand should dance. Are you going Calamity on me here"
Darn stubborn women, time to obey a mans command, To dont paly with that skunk..... pheeeeew

Land sakes ! Yer mean ToMacckey be wearin' skirts like a woman ?

Hey ToMacckey, come out from behind the bar thar and let me be seein' how yer dressed !

*chugs another shot of whiskey*

(saloon doors slowly creak open) Who in dis here bar is a tryin' to get the britches offen my kin? You be him?

are you a kin to the man in skirt or the jizzabell Gundy, and git that bottil of wiskey for mee. You can dance with Gundy by the way.
"Take the lady by the hand
stomp your feet and do the ehhhh.....demolition?"

Listen here, ya flea-bitten viking...I ainta dancing with my damn brother ! That bein what ya call a per-vert-ed.

*pours double shot of whiskey and downs it*

Get up offin yore sorry ass and git your own whiskey bottle, ya no-good galoot.

I ain't go no skirt on, ya sons a bitches.

And no dancin' wit yer broder, Gundy. No more whiskey if ya do so.

I'll be a drinkin' just wot I please there ToMacckey. And I be a damn glad to see ya ainta wearin no skirt !

Dubba that fer me to.

Hillbillys

Who ya be callin' a hillbilly, ya no good varmit ?

Errr..... you?

No way. I'm looking like Sharon Stone in the Quick and the Dead. Stupid movie but I thought she was hot.

*pant pant pant*

Thats the correct response.

Hey ToMacckey ! Bet ya I can shoot an apple right offin' finti's pointy ole head thar !

*puts apple on finti's head*

Let's find out.

*again finti draws quicker than his shaddow and shoots away gundys gun, eats apple afterwards*
Darn two timers

That was not the plan.

Them be worms in that thar apple, ya idgit.

AaH think Aah's gunna close dis wan...