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I sat my ass down in a corner in Versailles and refused to move until it was time to leave because I found it so dull.

i've touched human's heart

I've been arrested for breaking into a toddlers soft play in the middle of the night

Discos - it was amazing

Originally posted by Clovie
i've touched human's heart

for real ... ? isn't that ... sort of ... discusting? how did it feel? ... did you kill him/her before - or afterwards?

Originally posted by madde
for real ... ? isn't that ... sort of ... discusting? how did it feel? ... did you kill him/her before - or afterwards? also liver, lungs and so on...

it was on anatomy classes.

i wouldnt mind touching a heart, I laugh at people who are afraid of that stuff.

even a boog from my nose freaks people out.

Originally posted by Discos
I've been arrested for breaking into a toddlers soft play in the middle of the night

Discos - it was amazing

done that

well i guess i aint the only person then

got drunk with my girlfriend, spewed in a cup and handed it to her

Originally posted by Clovie
also liver, lungs and so on...

it was on anatomy classes.

I would puke all over ... alone the thought of it makes me dizzy ...

Originally posted by Discos
well i guess i aint the only person then

got drunk with my girlfriend, spewed in a cup and handed it to her

done that too

come on discos u can do better

nto but seriously, u did that?

Originally posted by madde
I would puke all over ... alone the thought of it makes me dizzy ... you would get used to it after some time...

I have on more than one occasion lured geeky boys into my bed by claiming I needed help with my computer.

lol sorry Ice my man, i actually did that. Something was well wrong with my drink, I dont want to believe it was spiked because it was with my friends and they wouldnt do that

Originally posted by madde
I have on more than one occasion lured geeky boys into my bed by claiming I needed help with my computer. are you calling me a Geek?

Originally posted by Corran
are you calling me a Geek?


No ... you were the only one so totally not-geek ;o)

Took a leak off a 500-some-odd foot cliff when I was hiking a section of the AT. I felt like the King of Appalachia that morning.

Originally posted by Discos
i wouldnt mind touching a heart, I laugh at people who are afraid of that stuff.

even a boog from my nose freaks people out.

I would mind.I hate having to rip open a frog in school.I just walked out because I felt like I was going to barf.JM

Originally posted by Discos
lol sorry Ice my man, i actually did that. Something was well wrong with my drink, I dont want to believe it was spiked because it was with my friends and they wouldnt do that

ure nasty

Originally posted by IceWithin
ure nasty

hey ... hello rich German in China ... how's life today?

dug up a gravesite,. tho i didn't know i was digging with "bodys" under me......i had no clue it was a grave yard, no gravestones, it was really old lol, but the police came and got me out...

climbed a water tower in nebraska opened th hatch and went skinny dipping w/ a couple of friends then we got out the cops were waiting and when we were climbing down i sliped and broke my leg. we all got community servcie.

they also had 2 drain the towns water system

suckers that wat they get

I have represented my State for goalkeeping in Hockey.

Originally posted by Sun Ce
dug up a gravesite,. tho i didn't know i was digging with "bodys" under me......i had no clue it was a grave yard, no gravestones, it was really old lol, but the police came and got me out...

collecting body parts for the master, or just tried to dig out a date? lol

Originally posted by madde
collecting body parts for the master, or just tried to dig out a date? lol

i think he was finding a date...Grave robbin in the USA hahahwhistlingghost2

Originally posted by phoenix87
i think he was finding a date...Grave robbin in the USA hahahwhistlingghost2

yeah ... 'those kinds' of girlfriends have the advantage that they don't talk you into nothin stupid ... they don't demand things ... they're rather 'silent' I suggest ...

hahaah they are good listeners heheh

whats the matter r u all shy now?

i'm far too shy

lol n why is that?

no reason

lol dont be shy spit it out

i can't

ok thats good

going to go now and watch the note book talk to you all later

mwa

bye

had three-some with my bff's (@ the time) sisters

thats nice

what else people??? i have hit on a cop thinking he was a stripper (cuz i was drunk) teehee i put money in his belt

I rolled down a hill into a field of nettles.... pinch

When I was little I climbed up onto my counter and sat on the spikey cutter bit of a clingfilm (cellophane) holder... I had little dents all across my bottom.

I've heard Elijah Wood (frodo) say the C word...y'know the one that can also be used to describe a females genitals..

I slept with a married woman, stupidest thing I've ever done. I completely regret it.

lol what happened??

Originally posted by phoenix87
lol what happened??

well there's these birds and these bee's.....

haha no i know about the birds n the bees teehee but i wanna know what happened about the woman???

not this again

hello can i join in on conversation cuz im bored

sure you can

ah thank you!!! Whats been going on then

i'm not sure

Ok! Just aslong as i dont get confused

i am trying to find out the goss about lance and the married chicky

Well we had all gone out drinking, she hit on me, I hit on her...one thing led to another.

It's happened to me

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
It's happened to me



hmm....


was she awake for the whole thing? or did she pass out half way ?

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
hmm....


was she awake for the whole thing? or did she pass out half way ?
lol I haven't had any complaints so what do you think?

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
lol I haven't had any complaints so what do you think?


its all a bit blury .. i remember falling over...and you were there...and so was that guy that looked like you






LOL

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL


blushing




lol

Originally posted by phoenix87
wow thats like a good story teehee

I don't want to get into details, like I said, it's the thing I regret most in my life.

ah dont worry Jebus.... thats how i feel about the chicken

Feh, I once visited a wool factory in Minnesota. :/

i was forced to go to a box making factory

I've broken one of my knuckles 3 times...

5 minutes ago i sliced my little finger open with a razor ... it hurts real bad there is blood on the keyboard... lol

I once killed a mouse on accident.

i kill for fun

oh i dont kill i didnt reolise it was such a big fad nower days

I once hit myself in the eye with the blunt bit of an axe by accident

i can dislocate both my knees ...hurts like h3LL

it was one of the most painful experiences in my life

My niece (3 years old) dislocated my shoulder .. it was hanging out of the socket for 3 minutes..when i finally 'rammed' it back in , i trapped a nerve...and had to force it back out
another painful experience

the first time i ate in the school canteen.(the hot meals)..
i was given food poisoning

spent 2 weeks in hospital..