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at this moment in time i have two men trying to win my heart and become my number1 man! i have two choices either mah or tom_h. i will be setting the pair of them 5 (exactly the same for each other) tasks i dont no wot the first or last task is yet i havent decided.
this is where i come to my point. i need some suggestions on tasks i can set them bearing in mind i have neva met them or seen either of them even in a photo!
so every one wot can i do? or who can i chose?

Ha ha I can see Mah and Thomas has cast their votes still losing though

If they are anything like as nasty as the 'identify me' quest that Edna set me then both men should run for the hills now...

Poor Ush

I think Barbie girl should hook up with Lara!

And leave yerss to his right hand?

hehhe...this seemes like I am loosing!

Ok, look, we need a better idea by what you mean by 'tasks'. What sort of things do you have in mind?

I would say something but I know it's no use..

ohhh we have a close race here

I'd chose the one who can teach you how to type.

I'm not going to vote, Barbie. . . because this seems like a pathetic attempt to attract attention.

Run away, mah. . . run away.

And Tom too, I guess.

Hey, Dim, *I*want to hear what you have to say!

Well, It was going to go along the lines of "I can't believe how lame this is"..but it's basically what To said.

Fair enough...

I am surprised that I have gotten 2 votes!...who have given me that votes?

Not me. I choose other.

I hope Barbie can resolve this quickly.

It's got me up all night worried.

hehe

What Dim said.

Got news for ya BG - life ain't a romance novel.

OUrs is.

Yes, but we're special.

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You betcha!

I knew you'd like those smilies.

those where cool!

I want to know what her tests are!

Yeah she said she was gonna test em, but so far nothing.

me too

perhaps this is the first one?

She said she didn't have a first. I don't understand that at all, how come she can have tests 2, 3 and 4 but not one? Why can't they be numbers 1, 2 and 3 instead?

heck, she's from London, YOU must understand them better then poor young me!

*still waiting for test results*

I don't have all damn day you know.

easy:
everyone here excapt me is 100% insane.
Raz hired me to keep you all in control.

Not an easy task but it worked well.
Raz can't take chaos and mayhem that well

Raz hired us way before he hired you. We are his right and left hands. You're just a footstool.

but you two took too much chaos so he hired me, the secret waffle

I wondered what that "SW" was on your chest...........

Secret Waffle,
I'm of the secret department of waffle-wackoness.

Pull over. I'll have to see your license and registration.

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GMC - Get more carparts.

I like how a little smilie with no hands or feet can drive huge truck like that.

Its magic.

It's Wacko

This board grew to the current size DUE to chaos and mayhem. We are its real father and mother, Raz is just the first cell and host, we nurtered it and made it grow.... Yerssot has much to learn...

you are mistaken, I'm a Belgian, like my father before me, you will not teach me!

well I hope I can!

lara help me u no wot im on about!!!!! well da first task is............. they both have to write me somekind of poem that gives their impression of me!

Oh! thats a toughie!

do u tink im lame lara?

NO! what on earth makes you think that?

maybe the wheel chair

Maybe he uses the force..

Its powered by yerssot's hot air..

hey! I take breathmints to get it back to normal!

What kind of breathmints ?

chili's...

Ick. How about a mento ?

momento?

memento..

independo?

no, nintendo

a nintendo in sacramento?

yeah, something like that

*yells*
PLAYSTATION TWO!

yells back X-box.......SUCKS!!!

that's not in the ad!

Ok, that first task is VERY nasty!

The X-Box is starting to lower their prices because not enough people are buying them. X-Box stinks!

yes but if they about me as much as they say it shouldnt be!!! neither of them have done it yet!

If you ask me it's a pointless task if you have to order them to do it.

cause we wont

See!..they absolutely refuse..

Of course.

well poetry is NOT easy, quite the opposite!!

Ah, so they're writing poetry eh ?

I do not like green eggs and ham,
I do not like them, Sam I am.




Shit. That one was already done.

*holds applaus*
WHAT? you mean evil gundark!

How is that evil ?

because your name is not Sam... is it?

No. Its Lisa.

there goes the joke
you already told it, remember...
Hey, if it's about girls, I can remember quite a lot

What joke ?

errr... carry on... nothing to see here...

Hey look everyone !!! there's a dead body over here! Look!

ok this thread is pants!!!! shut it

Pants ????

Never hear that one. I like it !

Thomas H should win.

He's a nice guy and if it wasn't for him, I would never be part of killermovies.com.

He got you here???

This Thomas is a menace! He must be stopped immediatly!
I suggest we sent three Jedi Knights in order to stop this madness!!


About that other thing... so if something is pants, it's not good... meaning that when something is skirt it's great? kewl

No, the force is strong with this one. We must wait and see.
I am a Jedi Legend, so I can feel all this.

The boy is a menace, they all sense it, why can't you?

Maybe you are right yerssot....I can feel something.......something I haven`t felt in a long time.

Yes, I too, sugest we send some jedi knights.

sent Ush, then we are rid of him

Good....very good

Your ignorance have made you weak

well at the moment the poll is saying that mah shld win and he tried the task and sent me a 4 line poem which was ................................................................................... ermmm....................................... sweet?

woohoo! nice going mah

well...what can I say, I'm not a poet:/

why is he a menace!

say mah, if you wrote it, can you write an essay for me?

Feel it too, I can.
Too old I am.

Fact- Thomas H is a worthy winner.

Reasons- I would be at killermovies.com because of him

He's from Norway (they beat Wales at football so I must respect him.

He's got a good taste in films

He's a Bruckheimer fan!

Case closed!

only good thing there was the Norwegian part

I believe its time to close this thread......

and I even doubt that, finti

DON'T CLOSE THE THREAD! I want to know the winner!

This is more exciting than Big Brother and Pop Idol put together!!!!!

wich isn't that hard...

and miss BG already said this one should be closed, now then, close it!

There is no winner in this sort of thing...

closing.