Which is better... Penis or Vagina?

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long pig
PENIS OR VAGINA??

Myself, I think vaginas are awesome.

But penis gains ground on the fact it allows you to pee standing up.

Which do YOU think is better?

Jedi Priestess
roll eyes (sarcastic) spoken by someone who's never been IN a vagina..........where do you guys come up with this stuff?

Coop
After visiting Vagina on many occasions I definatly say its better than Penis - does it show im a guy?

Imperial_Samura
Better at what I ask? Beating back home invaders? Overcoming Entropy? Providing a clean, renewable fuel source for the future? Maybe solving the meaning of life?

GCG
lol

nitro-swicked
laughing

badboy2004
laughing

eleveninches
I would rather have a penis than a vagina.

But i like vaginas more than penises

Myth
According to sociology, penis=money and vagina=poor. Seriously, our teacher taught us that. So according to that, penis is better. Heck, even Monty Python acknowledges it, "Isn't it awefully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?"

wuTa
Originally posted by Myth
According to sociology, penis=money and vagina=poor. Seriously, our teacher taught us that. So according to that, penis is better. Heck, even Monty Python acknowledges it, "Isn't it awefully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?"

let me guess...your sociology teacher had a vagina


my sociology teacher taught us to marry people 30 yrs younger than us and date other races, and he looked just like Jack Nicolson

Corran
roll eyes (sarcastic) unreal.

Long pig, do you think you prefer vaginas because you have sucked too much cock during your life?

Baylin
I like both equally confused

Tis good having a penis and tis also good to have vagina to park to in too! big grin

Corran
Riding down the city streets waiting to get down
Want to get your favourite treat somewhere in this town.
Now we've got parking lots around we've found a proper place
Just follow all the ring-roads that take you to the space.

Pull up to the bumper baby
in your long black limousine

Pull up to the bumper baby
drive it in - between.
Pull up - to it - don't drive - throught it -
Back it - up wise - now that - it's nice.

Operate around the park all of you come in
There's space for everyone one for you my friend.
The lines are sure how fixed you are oh
won't you please come on?
Shining big machine you wheel I've got to blow your heart.

Pull up to the bumper baby
in your long black limousine
. . .
Place it - straying - let me - do the paying -

Pull up to the bumper baby
pull up to the bumper pull up

King Burger
Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Better at what I ask? Beating back home invaders? Overcoming Entropy? Providing a clean, renewable fuel source for the future? Maybe solving the meaning of life?


Penis, penis, penis, vagina, respectively.



Thank you.

madde
my Mommy always said: never pick a penis in the wild ... !!!

eek! but @ topic ...

dunno ... what is 'better'? Sort of weird question ...

Corran
Originally posted by madde
my Mommy always said: never pick a penis in the wild ... !!!

eek! but @ topic ...

dunno ... what is 'better'? Sort of weird question ... Are you sure she said that and not "Never pick a wild penis"?

madde
Originally posted by Corran
Are you sure she said that and not "Never pick a wild penis"?

yes am very sure bout it

<---- *is very sure bout it and never picked a penis in the wild*

Jackie Malfoy
None.JM laughing

Lazerus
How about Venis or Pagina or Weenis (funnybone) or Angina

Discos
penis rules,

Discos - you can hang your coat up on them sometimes.

IceWithin
this isnt PG13 confused

Discos
lol, exactly

IceWithin
wink reported it

Whisper
Spoilsport

Ketchuptome
snitch

a1hsauce
detachable peeeniss

Ketchuptome
You not suppose to be here!! Do 200 push-ups now!! evil face

CherryPie
ok this is just wrong no

Clovie
blink


how can you know what is better?...no one (i think) is having both of them confused

TWelling4Ever
this is a majorly disgusting thread!!!!!

CherryPie
unless shifty

Heather 29
Boy, and I thought this forum wouldn't stoop this Low.
I forsee this thread getting Closed or Permanently shut down.

Capt_Fantastic
<-----*quitely backs out of the thread, closing the door behind him as he goes*

smoker4
Only a hermaphrodite can answer this

Blue Dragon
Originally posted by long pig
PENIS OR VAGINA??

Myself, I think vaginas are awesome.

But penis gains ground on the fact it allows you to pee standing up.

Which do YOU think is better?

How sick are you!?!!!?!?!!? mad ranting ranting ranting I came here to tell you this! I have no interest in your sick minded thoughts! You censored! Bad bye! Hfffhhh!

GCG
Originally posted by smoker4
Only a hermaphrodite can answer this

like slugs ??

But it will take ages to get a reply out of them !!

SlipknoT
I love my penis

smoker4
Originally posted by GCG
like slugs ??

But it will take ages to get a reply out of them !!

Yeah they're busy fiddling with themselves smokin'

debbiejo
Originally posted by Clovie
blink


how can you know what is better?...no one (i think) is having both of them confused

I think some do....They have operations to correct or pick the one they can relate to...

It would be nice to pee standing.

But I'm quite happy with my little treasure, as my grandma used to call it.


big grin

Morbid4Daniel
Penis' are awesome. wink

Kiu Dun
The only people who can really answer this is bisexuals and people who had surgery.

GCG
Originally posted by smoker4
Yeah they're busy fiddling with themselves smokin'

or too damn slow

Emma Sachio
I am a Japanese girl and a japanese girl is never going to say that a penis is not attractive.After seeing vagina's in many occation I find penis more and more attractive.A penis is an epitome of beauty, it is a sympal of strenth. beauty and prosperity. A girl who posted here vagina as attractive is right example of person who is having penis envey.why she made such acomment? she want to cover up the fact that vagina's are very ugly and even disgusting to look, her vagina may be ugly and she may have an inferiority complex about the beauty and perfection of penis.An erected penis like a beautiful flower.girls if you look at it it blooms itself like a how a flower blooms. it's so beautiful. I have no doubt penis is very beautiful and vagina is utterly ugly.

Earl Dark
when you have to carry a bazooka (not the weapon, otherwise I'd have 2) around with you everywhere you go, it gets kind of annoying having that thing flung over your shoulder

the looks i get can be annoying, but when you're as awesome as i am, you start to like it, because it happens all the time

Obsidian Fury
Originally posted by long pig
PENIS OR VAGINA??

Myself, I think vaginas are awesome.

But penis gains ground on the fact it allows you to pee standing up.

Which do YOU think is better?

Better? We can't exist without both (Yet). I refuse to take side no expression

kevinjohn
VAGINA IS UGLIEST

There is nothing to say more about a vagina, it is is dirty hole. most ugliest thing, thats all.

Rogue Jedi
I love my penis. But I also love Anne's.......thingie haermm

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