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Story # 1
Well, last Friday (4/22) my friend Mitchell was riding his bike to work when, suddenly, a little old lady hit him with her car. (It was her fault 2). He had afew teeth busted out and a whole lot of cuts, but otherwise he's okay.

Story # 2
Well, last night I went to the $1 store and they were selling PASSOVER cards! (as in the Jewish holiday). Well anyways, most of them were blank, so I got him 1 and wrote " I hope the next car "passes-over" you. Get well soon. "

Yeah I know it's wrong, but it's funny huh?

It would be even funnier if he wasn't jewish!!!


Is he?


Still, you're mean!

You guys and your jokes.JM

No he's not jewish. he's a satanist

Originally posted by Lazerus
No he's not jewish. he's a satanist

That does make it funnier!jm

u should of gave him a chrsitmas card w/ jesus on it

So its not just me that regularly runs into old ladies with murdering tendencies. Creepy.

He didn't run into her, she ran into him.

well i think anything w/ an old lady in it is funny

goddamn satanist got what he deserved

Anything that deals with something Jewish is funny...
Anything that deals with an old lady is funny...
Anything that deals with The $1 store is funny...
getting hit by a vehicle is actually quite funny if it's ever happened 2 u b4...
so that is F'N HILARIOUShysterical

Originally posted by Lazerus
He didn't run into her, she ran into him.

Yes, an old lady run into me with her car - but I wasnt hurt.

Ah, puns and word plays never get old. I wonder if I got run over would any of my friends do something as humorous...

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
So its not just me that regularly runs into old ladies with murdering tendencies. Creepy.

well this is what you said.

"So it's not just ME THAT RUNS INTO OLD LADIES with murdering tendencies. Creepy."

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Ah, puns and word plays never get old. I wonder if I got run over would any of my friends do something as humorous...
I would.

Smashing!

Yeah you'd get smashed alright

BOOM BOOM! As Basil Brush would say

"Snarf Snarf" as Snarf would say in an "Oooo That looks like that hurt" tone

Originally posted by Lazerus
well this is what you said.

"So it's not just ME THAT RUNS INTO OLD LADIES with murdering tendencies. Creepy."

I know what I wrote, thank you - thats why I explained what i meant.

I'm sorry but it's not funny.

Originally posted by Deano
goddamn satanist got what he deserved I agree