drunken stories!

Hey all! well i love to hear peoples drunken embarassing stories to make me feel better about my own so hit me with some and we can swap teehee

my first story:
i got drunk one night and thought the two cops who came to give us a noise complaint were strippers so i put $10 in one of the belts and told him to take it off sooooooooooo embarassed!!

this is a good reason not to get drunk when your friends are probably a bunch of assholes ;o)

hahah tru tru

haha i dont drink..but i have plenty of stories to humiliate all my friends 😄😄

i came on kmc drunk once, and made a thread, every one was confused by what i was writing 😛 good times good times

hahah

Originally posted by Arcane
i came on kmc drunk once, and made a thread, every one was confused by what i was writing 😛 good times good times

many drunken storys, all gold, not gonna tell you any, cept one, when me and my mates were drinking on new year eve, we were down at the marina waiting for the fire works, we were hammered, i decided "haha, run!" and sprinted towards the end of the dock. well my friends caught me, but i was close to running right off the end. would have been funny

Originally posted by tabby999
many drunken storys, all gold, not gonna tell you any, cept one, when me and my mates were drinking on new year eve, we were down at the marina waiting for the fire works, we were hammered, i decided "haha, run!" and sprinted towards the end of the dock. well my friends caught me, but i was close to running right off the end. would have been funny

would have drowned, and my fishes would have been happy...

tooo f'in many drunk stories to remember. some day i will type them up..... maybe.

Originally posted by tabby999
many drunken storys, all gold, not gonna tell you any, cept one, when me and my mates were drinking on new year eve, we were down at the marina waiting for the fire works, we were hammered, i decided "haha, run!" and sprinted towards the end of the dock. well my friends caught me, but i was close to running right off the end. would have been funny

when i was drunk i did run of the edge
or was it jumped cant rember

a friend did get a photo though for me in mid air
😄

I jumped in a lake fully clothed...
Bruised a rib cause I fell off a slide...
Fell asleep on this playground thing at my old school....

They go on 😊

one time this guy when drunk made a duct tape bikini .. and he was a hairy guy.. lol.. it was soo funny!

I've never gotten drunk, and by the looks of this thread, am thankful for it. Very thankful.

my brother got drun k once and ate raw bacon 😘

My friend got drunk and sang along to Gwen Stefani.

gwen stefani is cool 🤨

Not to the men.

Originally posted by phoenix87
Hey all! well i love to hear peoples drunken embarassing stories to make me feel better about my own so hit me with some and we can swap teehee

my first story:
i got drunk one night and thought the two cops who came to give us a noise complaint were strippers so i put in one of the belts and told him to take it off sooooooooooo embarassed!!

😆

to reinvigorate this thread, at a friends house, i got drunk enough not to be able to feel my face, head butted a brick wall and ran through a roller door.