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For me this was always just an excusse for me to stay home and skip school when I was young, But Im suspended as it is so

why take kids to work

Slave labour?

i see

Damned snot-nosed punk kids ruin everything they touch!

"Mister..(actually, nobody says mister anymore!), what this?"Touching
valuable pieces of equipment with they destroying hands!

Bastard kids with their damned finger always up they snotty noses,
going around touching food and ruining them for the rest of us, with
their damned snot-covered hands!

And all the talking! And when you tell them to shut the f*** up, they
begin crying! "Why?!?!" "WHY ARE YOU CRYING YOU LITTLE TURD!?!?!"
you ask them calmly, but they just keep crying.

So you have to then go give them some valuable thing to play with
with their snotty hands, and then they suddenly shut their crying! Like
a f***in' faucet it goes off!!

But you can't even do that because their fat-ass mom is usually
there as well allowing the little toilet-smelling rats to run around and
ruin everything, and when you tell her to riegn in the little s***-wads,
she acts shocked and demands that you not tell her how to raise their
preciouos real-life Dumbos.

So you smile, and you calmly tell the whale that you're not trying to
tell her/it how to raise her little bundles of greasy joy, but to just keep
them from touching anything.

But politeness in misunderstood by these elephant seals, so off she
earthquakes to the manager to demand that you get fired! The
manager asks the talking mountain what you did, and she responds
that you practically beat her mini-crappers! "Beat them?!" you say.
"God already beat them with an ugly stick!!" you declare quite
innocently and indeed factually. But the manager wouldn't listen,
and so you are reprimanded.

But the family of hippopotami wouldn't stop! Having seen you scolded
by your manager, they begin the provocations. They would not rest
until they have seen you fired, thrown out on the street, and hopefully
one day on their dinner plates! So the little playful pieces of blubber
continue runing around screwing everything up, making sure to do so
around you.

So you once again go over and politely ask the orca to reign in her
kids. Now she got you! She runs over to the manager and tells him
that you physically threatened her! He politely explain to the manager
that it is impossible for a mere mortal to physically threaten the
entire supply of butter for three whole continents! But it is too late,
the manager, now himself similarly intimidated by the wooly
mammoth next to him, fires you.

Content at their victory, the family of planetoids orbit their way out
of the store without having bought a single item.

And that, my friends, is why kids suck!

Interesting.

when i have kids, i don't think i wiould ever take them too work

Parents take them to work in order to get their dumb little
snot-nosed minds interested in their future careers.

you could have found a nicer way too say that

Not possible with me and dumb little snot-nosed kids.

do you hate them or somethinbg

National "Take the little shit to work" day.

I went in with my mom when I was little for the take your kids to work day

my parents never took me to work

I went to a hospital...and just stayed by mom the whole time.

My dad would take me to his office with him on those days. Lunch was great, as opposed to the rancid school food that I got for the rest of the school year, considering he's take me and the secretaries out to places like Olive Garden (We even went to Bern's when he had a hearing up in Tampa around the same time)

oh well, i don't think i would have enjoyed it

Originally posted by Mighty Yoda
do you hate them or somethinbg

Yes I do. Always and forever.

hmmm ok then

god jeeze...what is up with you....you were a kid once too..and you can't say you didn't act like they do.

he hates them i think

yeah, i know....i can't stand him....truth, but gotta remember i am blunt

i don't like him either, he's weird

Originally posted by chelsea17
god jeeze...what is up with you....you were a kid once too..and you can't say you didn't act like they do.

As a matter of fact, miss lttle bo beep, I never acted like
this. I was never a miniature a-hole who went around
with my thumb up my nose breaking things.

Why?

Because I had parents who taught me how to behave
properly. Parents who taught me that who shouldn't touch
food after putting your damned finger up your noce. that
you should wash your hands after going to the bathroom,
and that you should be careful and not run when you're
in a store.

Kids often are aware that they are regarded are "little
angels" who can't be hit or shouted at by anyone other
than their mothers, so they abuse that knowledge by
being bigger snots than they already are.

Understand?

yeah i understand, whether i care or not is a different story....and not all kids are how you say they are...so you can't single yourself out

Originally posted by chelsea17
yeah, i know....i can't stand him....truth, but gotta remember i am blunt

Originally posted by Mighty Yoda
i don't like him either, he's weird

It's funny you would say that, because the feeling way
more than mutual.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
For me this was always just an excusse for me to stay home and skip school when I was young, But Im suspended as it is so

i dont think we do that in aussie

KB-good for you, do i care? no

Originally posted by misha
i dont think we do that in aussie

I don't think you do. a lot of people don't do it

Originally posted by chelsea17
I don't think you do. a lot of people don't do it

its such an american thing

anyway

Originally posted by misha
its such an american thing

haha, as always...it can actually be somewhat fun though, for a kid

Weird...

Originally posted by SlipknoT
For me this was always just an excusse for me to stay home and skip school when I was young, But Im suspended as it is so

ME too!Tomorrow I am going to work wiht my dad.YEA!JM