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Who will win this battle. The Randomness thread is back online!

isnt solar man like the descendant of JP + some 5th dimensional being?? i say he takes it

Nah he's one of the peanuts in Roseanne's dung dude. But he does have Imp powers.

wow!...thats a poor peanut.....

But Mr. Majestic is no match for Jplatinum's atomic Living Tribunal killing kick, followed by his bullshit punch.

+ dont forget he can deliever those 1,845.7 times a second....! thats how he beat flash prime....and omega galactus

Didn't he the TOAA and presence his *****??? Even though he is some thirteen year old girl with self-esteem issues.

yeah + he enslaved the gods from the other realm and the entire beyonder race....and made michael and lucifer his bitches

Hey man we'll have to continue this on another thread because no one is online. Dammit!!!! Where the hell are they anyhow?

lets just wait until evening time....they are prob hiding from JP and will venture out at night when he is training and fighting galactus and thanos

LMFAO!!! That never gets old. He weight trains with cans of Spaghetti O's doesn't he?

he used 2.......now he prob uses something bigger

Galactus: Who are you, you sniviling mortal?

JP: Your executioner!

Galactus: HAHAHA??!!! Please! I am Galactus, Devourer of Worlds! What can you wearing that gay tutu do to me???

JP: I though you'd never ask, tubby!

Galactus: NO-ONE CALLS ME TUBBY!!! Surfer, deal with this anon!

SS: Sure hon! (Blows kiss)
(JP uses his Roseanne fat shattering powers to reduce Norrin to decorative sparkle thingies (You know, the one's your kid sister uses.)

Galactus: NORRIN!!!! NOOOOOO!!!! I LOVED HIM YOU MONSTER!!!!

(Galactus prepares to fry JP with his cosmic blasts from his eyes but JP delivers a blow to his buttox killing Galan. LT then decides to make him the new Galactus until he kills him too by blowing on him with his cosmic nacho breath.

The End...for now!!!! MAUAUHAHAHA!!!

LOL

Step lightly jplatinum has omniscience colossus! He's the one that probably killed Tron, Paola and Raz! Him and that adamantium johnson of his!

u r right....s**t now i wont be able to sleep at night

I'm already having nightmares about him and Roseanne's butt crack.

Solar is pretty much god or was for gold key and valiant

yeah until JP came along......with his master danny

LMAO!!!!

so guys.,...... ...can asian hulk survive a direct attack by JP...or will JP get confusedby Asian hulk's language and run away.....?

No, Wolverine88888 will come in and bore them to death his homo-erotic Logan fanboynism.

scary shit

Very much so, but honestly who types worse, wolverine8888 or Asian Hulk?

well asian hulk has a grammar prob..wolverine8888 has spelling prob.......i still believe that asian hulk is fake....the dude is like 35.....why would he go to an american comics forum if he cant write!!!!.......i never saw this kind of writing...maybe if he is real he might beu sing direct translation from some prog.....

Asian Hulk is fake??!? You're joshing me dude! WTF??? Next you're gonna tell me that jplatinum has no healing factor or cosmic nacho breath.

shit u r right......what was i thinking.....

forgive me DD for i have sinned

LOL. C'mon colossus you know we have to pray and ask jplatinum for forgiveness before he eats us and shits us out like LT did Eric Robert's career.

lol!!!!!, i will sacrifice a goat tonight for his honor

So will I. I'm gonna make a night of it, why don't you invite kgkg, Cosmic C, Cosmo K and Blair, I'll invite jinzin and some single ladies! Heh, heh!

got it bro

you DO know there's a forum where you can get all the random you want, don't you?

Then we can watch the great one assrape Thanos. WOOOOHOOOOO!!!