Welcome to a NEW ARMY.

Started by Lazerus2 pages

Welcome to a NEW ARMY.

The creation of this army is to ward off my enemies.
Stand up and fight with me.
Prepare for the Dawning of a NEW AGE!!

And when we're finished our enemies will be:

Sitting on a park bench --
eyeing ittle girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose --
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck --
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

Sun streaking cold --
survivors wandering lonely.
Taking time
the only way they know.
Leg hurting bad,
as they bend to pick a dog-end --
they go down to the bog
and warm their feet.

Feeling alone --
My army's up the road
salvation à la mode and
a cup of tea.

Will you still remember
December's foggy freeze --
when the ice that
clings on to your beard is
screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
with deep-sea-diver sounds,
and the flowers bloom like
madness in the spring.

😐

lets kill this thread!!

sniper

why?

i dunno 😐

Originally posted by IceWithin
lets kill this thread!!

sniper

Enemy #1

wow Im scared Im lazereus enemy 😐

i don't really want to fight another war

another? u've fought before? 😱

yeah, i have fought one before 😱

against whom?

Originally posted by Lazerus
Enemy #1

^ Joke

And actually M.Y. has foght many and survived them.

how do u know?

the most famous one was the aussie invasion thread, it was just me and one other against the whole of the austrailians which was led by misha, i have brought that thread up so if you would like to read it then please do

lol that'll b funny to read

it was fun to fight, nobody won unfortunatly

but how exactly did u fight? 😖

you'll have to read the thread and find out

bumb it then 😛

its only 53 pages long