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i think the name of this thread says it all

and what with Raz? tongue10






but if there is an ellection....
(but this thread is made only because you have an evil-contionce, and i know i can't spell)

You wont be getting my vote

(no one cares bout spelling)

yes, Da Moose should become the president of KMC

Originally posted by Arcane
i think the name of this thread says it all

Ahh..my boy...what a surprise this is...

And a very pleasant surprise....your faith in my is duly noted...and you shall have your reward.

Originally posted by Da Moose
your faith in my is duly noted...and you shall have your reward.

chocolate icecream, CHOCOLATE ICECREAM!!!!!!

Originally posted by Arcane
chocolate icecream, CHOCOLATE ICECREAM!!!!!! droolio SHARE!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Arcane
chocolate icecream, CHOCOLATE ICECREAM!!!!!!



Ahem...*regains composure and regal countenance*

Then it shall be yours...

and some for Clovie droolio

I want chocolate ice cream........

Originally posted by Lana
I want chocolate ice cream........

Ok...this thread is detailing my ascendancy to the throne of KMC dictatorship, not chocolate ice cream.

......do i still get mine?

so whats his politics, what will mr Moose do for me

Originally posted by Arcane
......do i still get mine?

YES!! OKAY!!??

I mean...of course, my young apprentice...you will get yours...

Originally posted by Discos
so whats his politics, what will mr Moose do for me

Ask not what Moose can do for you, but what you can do for Moose.

You don't have my vote! tongue_ss
If you can't even reply to a simple message how are you gonna manage looking after us all?! rolleyes1


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Originally posted by Da Moose
YES!! OKAY!!??

I mean...of course, my young apprentice...you will get yours...

pray pray pray pray pray pray pray pray

^^ lucky son of a.....HI!

I cant do much for the moose, I could supply him with anything scottish, except whiskey

Discos - thats specificly ours

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
You don't have my vote! tongue_ss
If you can't even reply to a simple message how are you gonna manage looking after us all?! rolleyes1


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My dear...surely someone as smart and beautiful as you must realize, that in the life of politics, one cannot always reach all of the populace as much as he or she wants to. It was merely an oversight, unfortunate, yes, but unintentional.
I do however, suggest that you 'get on board' while you still can.

well ive got to go, im sick and tired, so im gonna make a song

cya..master moose cya

Later dude,

Originally posted by Arcane
well ive got to go, im sick and tired, so im gonna make a song

cya..master moose cya

Later Arcane, take care of yourself.

Originally posted by Da Moose
My dear...surely someone as smart and beautiful as you must realize, that in the life of politics, one cannot always reach all of the populace as much as he or she wants to. It was merely an oversight, unfortunate, yes, but unintentional.
I do however, suggest that you 'get on board' while you still can.

Flattery will get you anywhere! blushing

You have my vote! thumbup

clap!!Da Moose !! Da Moose!!!clap

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Flattery will get you anywhere! blushing

You have my vote! thumbup

clap!!Da Moose !! Da Moose!!!clap

Why thank you...your support is duly noted.

you got my vote... only if i can be your Vice pres.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
you got my vote... only if i can be your Vice pres.

How about "VP in charge of Narcotics, Orgies and General Nastiness"?

FANFRICKINTABULOUS dude!!!
Lets see whos my secretary

Originally posted by a1hsauce
FANFRICKINTABULOUS dude!!!
Lets see whos my secretary

I'll leave that to you.

I need to return to pondering my plans for KMC domination.

u do that

GO MOOSE YEA...moose should be kmc president!!! (Luv ya moose)

Originally posted by Dark princess
GO MOOSE YEA...moose should be kmc president!!! (Luv ya moose)

Thank you darlin'. You'll have a place in my cabinet.

*holds up a pro-sign*

Originally posted by silver_tears
*holds up a pro-sign*

*holds up a thank you sign*

*steals your sign*

Originally posted by silver_tears
*steals your sign*

*steals your shoes*

hmmm...interesting...

grandfather, if you become pesident of kmc, will you give me and your daughter an important job?

Originally posted by Da Moose
*steals your shoes*

Those are Prada disgust
I'll have you charged!

Originally posted by Fionnuala
hmmm...interesting...

Ahh...my Queen has arrived.

Originally posted by PinkDi@monds
grandfather, if you become pesident of kmc, will you give me and your daughter an important job?

Well, of course my dear...I'll put you in wonderful positions with me.


Hmm...sounded worse than was intended

Originally posted by Da Moose
Ahh...my Queen has arrived. your gr8 grand-daughter has arrived lol

Originally posted by Da Moose
Ahh...my Queen has arrived.

you can relax now..diva

Originally posted by PinkDi@monds
your gr8 grand-daughter has arrived lol

And, my Great granddaughter, yes.

*shivers* BUT I'm not that OLD!

Originally posted by Fionnuala
you can relax now..diva

No, I can't. I'm plotting to take over KMC.

Originally posted by Da Moose
And, my Great granddaughter, yes.

*shivers* BUT I'm not that OLD! i'm 13 with two daughters, and my mum had me when she a year old so y'know

I'm sure that's some type of record

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm sure that's some type of record yup

Originally posted by PinkDi@monds
i'm 13 with two daughters, and my mum had me when she a year old so y'know



Warped....completely warped.

Originally posted by Da Moose


Warped....completely warped. my real father is in prison now, for rape

Originally posted by PinkDi@monds
my real father is in prison now, for rape

I would have offered my condolances but I feel that you're either lying or you feel...good about it.

Because that wouldn't warrant a smiley.

-AC

Originally posted by PinkDi@monds
my real father is in prison now, for rape

Huh? Seriously?

*sits*

I should hope so Moose, or I'd fear for her soul.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I should hope so Moose, or I'd fear for her soul.

-AC

I hope she was being facetious.

Originally posted by Da Moose
No, I can't. I'm plotting to take over KMC.

again?? ..can never be satisfied with what you've got..

Originally posted by Da Moose
Huh? Seriously? on kmc, yes

do you lot think its POSSIBLE for a one year old to be raped then give birth?

Originally posted by PinkDi@monds
on kmc, yes

Oh well that's alright then.

Because if you only TYPE that your father raped you, it's ok...

Some people.

-AC

Originally posted by PinkDi@monds
on kmc, yes


Mmm...on KMC...I thought you meant in real life.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
again?? ..can never be satisfied with what you've got..

With some things, I can be satisfied, yes...

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Oh well that's alright then.

Because if you only TYPE that your father raped you, it's ok...

Some people.

-AC i said that my mother was raped!

im back, i took some pills n feel better

Originally posted by PinkDi@monds
do you lot think its POSSIBLE for a one year old to be raped then give birth? I know you are only 13 but honestly

Originally posted by PinkDi@monds
on kmc, yes this role playing on KMC has gotten way f.ucked

*clears throat* ahem...anyways...


Scott of course you have my vote

Originally posted by shellie
I know you are only 13 but honestly

this role playing on KMC has gotten way f.ucked

*clears throat* ahem...anyways...


Scott of course you have my vote sorry, if it makes you feel better

Originally posted by Da Moose
With some things, I can be satisfied, yes...

okay..

Originally posted by Da Moose
Ahh..my boy...what a surprise this is...

And a very pleasant surprise....your faith in my is duly noted...and you shall have your reward.

hmm.. I dunno possibly but I think there r a few more ppl who'd b more appropiate for the job

nah Im totally kidding... moosah rocks, he totally should b president!
after Darth Vader of course...

I thought this was like the Democratic Convention where we nominated a president... How did this turn into a Current Affair

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I thought this was like the Democratic Convention where we nominated a president... How did this turn into a Current Affair

magic or the power of Da Moose

Originally posted by Arcane
magic or the power of Da Moose

both...

exactly

uh huh.. so exactly where is the president-to-be?

Hmmm.......running for presidency eh?

*Plotting afoot*

-AC

on his break, which we like to call... his allocated timeless space

Originally posted by IceWithin
uh huh.. so exactly where is the president-to-be?

somewhere..

Originally posted by IceWithin
uh huh.. so exactly where is the president-to-be?

I find your lack of pants disturbing....

Originally posted by Da Moose
I find your lack of pants disturbing....

dont talk to me about disturbing young man! nono

hey Da Moose check out teh Starburst thread n the You Don't Make Friends With... thread

Originally posted by PinkDi@monds
sorry, if it makes you feel better no apologies needed

lol about pink I dindt understand half of the things she said... she's 13 she has two kids her mom was raped when she was 1 year old and her dad is in jail

interesting life she's got there, eh?

Originally posted by IceWithin
lol about pink I dindt understand half of the things she said... she's 13 she has two kids her mom was raped when she was 1 year old and her dad is in jail

interesting life she's got there, eh? well its all from this KMC family role play thingie....I understood that part....its just wacked that rape has been brought into it

Scott is my grandfather???

I knew there was something disturbing about that thread!

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Scott is my grandfather???


Ewww....

ok so scott ure disgusted by it but yet amused?

Originally posted by Arcane
hey Da Moose check out teh Starburst thread n the You Don't Make Friends With... thread

...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Scott is my grandfather??? Originally posted by Da Moose
Ewww.... disturbing w/ all things considered and they say Tarheels are bad?

you must have some Tarheel in you

Originally posted by Arcane
...

...

Did you just ... me?

DID YOU?

Originally posted by shellie
disturbing w/ all things considered and they say Tarheels are bad?

you must have some Tarheel in you



There are so many ways I could reply to this...but I won't.

It's beneath me.

*sticks out his tongue and moons you*

Originally posted by Da Moose
...

Did you just ... me?

DID YOU?

no cry

Originally posted by Da Moose
...

Did you just ... me?

DID YOU?

"..." totally rock I use 'em all da time

Originally posted by Da Moose
There are so many ways I could reply to this...but I won't.

It's beneath me.

*sticks out his tongue and moons you*

well anyways...have a nice weekend sweetness hug Im done with KMC today...speak again next week.

Fi wavey take care sweetie....and keep my little brother inline so I dont have to beat his ass

Originally posted by Arcane
no cry


It would be in your best interest, and health, to never dot dot dot me ever again.

You have your value, but you are not indispensible.

Someone, shoot me, please?

Originally posted by shellie


well anyways...have a nice weekend sweetness hug Im done with KMC today...speak again next week.

Fi wavey take care sweetie....and keep my little brother inline so I dont have to beat his ass

Already? Ok...good weekend Shells, Love ya.

Originally posted by Da Moose
It would be in your best interest, and health, to never dot dot dot me ever again.

You have your value, but you are not indispensible.

Someone, shoot me, please?

*shoots scott*

Originally posted by Da Moose
It would be in your best interest, and health, to never dot dot dot me ever again.

You have your value, but you are not indispensible.

Someone, shoot me, please?

cry cry cry cry cry

Originally posted by shellie


well anyways...have a nice weekend sweetness hug Im done with KMC today...speak again next week.

Fi wavey take care sweetie....and keep my little brother inline so I dont have to beat his ass

bye shellie hug ..don't worry i will

Now that Da Moose is dead.

You need a new prez.

-AC

well im his second in command you know

cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

Originally posted by a1hsauce
well im his second in command you know

No, you're VP in charge of a large facet of my empire....

My Queen is my second in command.

You all bow before HER as well.

Son of a B****... ill have to go to my layer and make a better plan

its spelt lair


cry cry cry cry cry cry

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Now that Da Moose is dead.

You need a new prez.

-AC

I kiled him Jumpy

Originally posted by Da Moose
No, you're VP in charge of a large facet of my empire....

My Queen is my second in command.

You all bow before HER as well.

can I be ure son... ppl would have to hail to me too!

diva hail u biatches!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Son of a B****... ill have to go to my layer and make a better plan

Regardless, my drippy little friend, Arcane is my apprentice....the heir to my powers.

Leave if you must...however, it will be the last thing you do....

welll being that i have 8 years of layer education... the school districts here in the underworld my friend arent the greatest... i think im allowed that mistake.

schmoll

Originally posted by IceWithin
I kiled him Jumpy



can I be ure son... ppl would have to hail to me too!

diva hail u biatches!

You nimrod! You killed me, then post that fact in the same post that you ask to be my son?

A1, pursuing a position as my apprentice can lead to many great powers that many deem to be......unnatural.

Is it possible to learn these powers? Not from a Moose.....

-AC

I.... I .... i feel so torn. To follow the Powers of the Moose. Or the ways of the Alpha. Oh the DECISiONS!!!!

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
A1, pursuing a position as my apprentice can lead to many great powers that many deem to be......unnatural.

Is it possible to learn these powers? Not from a Moose.....

-AC

You'd be surprised at just how many unnatural things I can do....

*bends his pinky finger wayyyyyyyyy back*

Ehhhh? See that?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I.... I .... i feel so torn. To follow the Powers of the Moose. Or the ways of the Alpha. Oh the DECISiONS!!!!

*gives A1 his own harem*

Originally posted by Da Moose
You nimrod! You killed me, then post that fact in the same post that you ask to be my son?

..yes

*picks up dictionary...psst, whats a harem?*

Originally posted by IceWithin
..yes
*shrugs*

Ok...

Originally posted by Da Moose
You'd be surprised at just how many unnatural things I can do....

*bends his pinky finger wayyyyyyyyy back*

Ehhhh? See that?

I can do that with my thumb.

A1....it is your dessssstiny. Don't make me destroy youuu.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
A1, pursuing a position as my apprentice can lead to many great powers that many deem to be......unnatural.

Is it possible to learn these powers? Not from a Moose.....

-AC

blasphemy! do not underestimate the powers of a ....moose!!

seriously scott why a moose?

Originally posted by Da Moose
*shrugs*

Ok...

Jumpy

now hail everyone!

who's my momma tho?

Originally posted by Da Moose
Regardless, my drippy little friend, Arcane is my apprentice....the heir to my powers.

bag me? bag Wait, did u call me drippy?

bow down to me cretins diva

I believe he did
I dont get it tho I know what drippy literally means... but as an adjetive...

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I can do that with my thumb.

A1....it is your dessssstiny. Don't make me destroy youuu.

-AC

YEAH? Well, I can lick my own elbow!

A1...I'll give you your own "King of KMC" sunglasses.

Originally posted by Arcane
bag me? bag Wait, did u call me drippy?

No no, Saucy.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
bow down to me cretins diva

*gazes adoringly upon his Queen...and realizes he is as horny as a 3 balled jackrabbit*

will sum1 please explain to me what "Drippy" means??
(in the way moose said it)

Originally posted by Da Moose
*gazes adoringly upon his Queen...and realizes he is as horny as a 3 balled jackrabbit*

u have three balls?? :lmao:

but but....

Originally posted by Da Moose
YEAH? Well, I can lick my own elbow!



that's an awesome party trick droolio

Originally posted by IceWithin
will sum1 please explain to me what "Drippy" means??
(in the way moose said it)

He's Sauce, ergo, he drips...therefore, I called him drippy.

Originally posted by silver_tears
that's an awesome party trick droolio

My licking reputation preceeds me.

then what am i?

ooh... I get it now..

that is so NOT funny btw

So im just a stain to you now!!!

Originally posted by Arcane
then what am i?

My apprentice... Can no one follow me here?

Originally posted by Arcane
then what am i?

you're also the janitor.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
So im just a stain to you now!!!

Oh MY GOD! Enough! Take him to the dungeon, let the prisoners feast on him.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
So im just a stain to you now!!!

..drippy stain

Originally posted by Da Moose
Oh MY GOD! Enough! Take him to the dungeon, let the prisoners feast on him.

*snapps* quickly

i dont do janitorial work, but i can assign some one else to

Originally posted by Da Moose
*gazes adoringly upon his Queen...and realizes he is as horny as a 3 balled jackrabbit*

..oh lord...

Originally posted by Da Moose
My licking reputation preceeds me.

care to demonstrate

Originally posted by Arcane
i dont do janitorial work, but i can assign some one else to

Fine...fine...*waves him away* Find a lackey for yourself then...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
..oh lord...



care to demonstrate

Yes...yes I would...

Arcane....Ice Meister...see to it that we are not disturbed....and bring me my Royal ' getting busy' outfit.

Originally posted by Da Moose
My licking reputation preceeds me.

Well you know what they say about Moose naughty























Least I hope you do, cause I sure don't

you mean ur birthday suit

Originally posted by a1hsauce


ure in the dungeons...
no seriously.. a1hsauce is a cool guy...as long as he doesnt join AC and his pitifull capaign...he can stay

Originally posted by silver_tears
Well you know what they say about Moose naughty























Least I hope you do, cause I sure don't

Hmmm...no, can't say that I do. It's all conjecture anyhow.

Originally posted by IceWithin
ure in the dungeons...
no seriously.. a1hsauce is a cool guy...as long as he doesnt join AC and his pitifull capaign...he can stay

He's my guy, for sure...I'm just hurt that he...he..considered...AC's....offer....

What's AC's offer?

he can be the janitor

Originally posted by silver_tears
What's AC's offer?

Pah....go join him...I KNOW you want to...schmoll