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Who was your worst henchman from a Bond film?
I say Jaws. The idea was really cool and he was a great character but he was just bunged in for a bit of slapstick.
Eric Kriegler or Vargas were probably the most unmemorable.

I think that the problem mostly was cause Jaws appeared in Moore-movies. If he appeared in a Connery-movie, you could bet that there would be a 5 minute fight with lots of chairs breaking

I thought the two of DAF were quite silly

Jaws fell in love with a blonde in pig tails called Dolly.

How dumb was that???

as dumb as OHMSS?

Hell yeah. OHMSS was good, apart from Lazenby being a total prat.

Originally posted by yerssot
as dumb as OHMSS?

Go on...dare ya...say that to me face to face!!!

Originally posted by Etrigan
Hell yeah. OHMSS was good, apart from Lazenby being a total prat.

At least someone around here as a semblance of taste !!!

Thankyou, thankyou

Originally posted by The Redeemer
Go on...dare ya...say that to me face to face!!!
pay the plainticket and I'm there

Another silly henchman was Nick Nack.

Funny little midget but hardly a huge threat to 007

but was he ever intended to be a huge threat? it is afterall about Bond and Scaramanga

Then whats the point of a henchman if they are not supposed to be a threat???

I see him more as a comic relief than a henchman

Silly as in hilarious: Nick Nack. Silly as in rediculous: Bambi and Thumper. (Though technicially they weren't actually henchmen, but assassins/guardmen). Silly as in just down-right weird and wacko: Mr. Kid & Mr. Witt.

Mr Kill.

He definitely has the silliest and corniest name.

I mean is that the best they could think of??

Mr. Kill was for comic relief IMO.

"I'm Mr. Kill."
"Well there's a name to die for."

but he still had put on a fight with bond in the movie

Originally posted by Reborn Again
Mr. Kill was for comic relief IMO.

"I'm Mr. Kill."
"Well there's a name to die for."

very nice line

first time you saw DaD huh

Mr. Wynn and Mr. Kidd were just wayyyy too fruity to be your typical henchmen.

that was the idea

Originally posted by yerssot
that was the idea


Weellllll, that kinda qualifies as silly in my book...

because they were gay?

Well, it sure seems out of place in the Bond universe, doesn't it? Even in today's more socially liberal era, could you really picture 007 meets Will and Grace?

no, but they thought of making Bond gay

I love will and grace

you're pretty fly for a white guy

will's hot

Will Turner from Pirates?

him too

that's Bloom!

yes and? he's still nice and sexy

he has a squeeky voice, can't act and has an ego bigger than Oprah's ass before her diet

you are so mean

It's what girls dig, y'know

Not I disgust

you're one of the few that doesn't want to be treated like trash, insulted and mocked at by someone they then even dare to call "boyfriend"?

at least some girls haven't gone nuts yet

I'm special like that
I take a "there's the door, don't let it hit your ass on the way out..." mindset

good. respect yourself and don't let someone insult you the entire time. I simply can't get those kids, what do they find fun about that?
... damn I'm old

I do, and neither do I, and they're my age

*shakes head*
you're perhaps the only one of your age that still has decency...

*holds mic under your nose*
how does it feel like? are you going to Disneyland now?

Sure

You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen! She'll be robbing Fort Knox next week.

I'll just ask Daddy droolio

cause you don't have a drivers licence yet?

Course I do

but you don't use it?

Nope, I walk, cycle, blade, or take the streetcar. I hate driving, and see no point in it.




Honestly I was watching TND and Stamper gave me the creaps, he looks so german or some other similar country, they honestly stereotype like nobody's business.

errrr.... he's supposed to be german or from a german speaking country. Carver refers to him at least once as "Herr Stamper". (and of course you have Doctor Herr Kaufman)

Yea, hence the he really looks German or similar, you know the stereotypical blonde, blue eyed look of the Scandinavian peoples

now I fail to see your point....

My point was they did a good job casting stamper

ah... I see the point again. Yeah, he was a decent henchman and a decent actor... nailed the sadistic part, many people have ultimatly failed to portray such a good henchman

He in comparison to Carver was comical

I thought the comical part went to Carver ... "ho hi ho! (does some silly things that should resemble fightingmoves) You're pathetic."
That cracks me up

He was just so old gah

exactly, that's why the moves were so silly, he can't stretch

and paris was so gorgeous

The city or the lois lane?

lois lane or teri hatcher as she's known

or a desperate housewife...

ah well... for some reason it just didn't hit me, saw too much Lois Lane in her... and her swing to Bond was too soon

I thought she was gorgeous, her and Pierce had awesome chemistry from what I saw.

at least they, for once, had a story going on instead of him picking up an extra that dangles behind him

I liked how she slapped him, not some clingy bimbo

and ten minutes later she enters his room, drops her clothes and says "oh james"

well he is James Bond

Jaws made me laugh.

cause of him falling in love or just being so tall?
Originally posted by silver_tears
well he is James Bond
wild animal like charisma?

huh?

what lures people into liking him?

Originally posted by yerssot
cause of him falling in love or just being so tall?

wild animal like charisma?
Falling in love.

that was indeed way too silly for someone who's supposed to be a grade A assassin ... and with a troll like her

Originally posted by yerssot
what lures people into liking him?
that and his looks don't hurt

and cause he is rich?

minor detail

only reason too

his looks! hello

hi, well aren't we all shallow... *votes Adriana Lima for silent bondgirl and Gisele Bundchen for talking bondgirl*