Whats this rather queer looking contraption?
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a1hsauce
its the sponge
IceWithin
wut?
a1hsauce
oh crap....
im so dumb... i read that as Whats this wierd looking Contraception
Alpha Centauri
Haahahaha.
I did too.
-AC
Alpha Centauri
Then I saw the smiley and thought:
"Shit, no wonder why pregnancy is up. Who in the wonderful world of Mary Poppins wants to use THAT?!"
-AC
a1hsauce
all i saw was a mouth drop and i thought, well that could be used as a contraceptive.
Alpha Centauri
Kind of a development of what I said isn't it, A1?
Fine to join in though.
-AC
Lana
How would that work, though..............
Alpha Centauri
Well it's obvious....
You wear the smiley like a common pair of underpants, then as the male organ becomes aroused, the pants extend accordingly. Duh...
-AC
Lana
Guess that makes sense!
NyC-gUrL
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Well it's obvious....
You wear the smiley like a common pair of underpants, then as the male organ becomes aroused, the pants extend accordingly. Duh...
-AC
Alpha Centauri
God, do they not teach you about the smileypants/contraceptive all in one now?
Schools these days suck I tells ya.
-AC
Lana
Not at my school! And my high school wasn't even one of the "abstinence is the only way to go" schools either!
Maybe it's a recent invention. Or isn't very widely known.
Alpha Centauri
I invented it.
-AC
Lana
That would explain everything.
Alpha Centauri
No, no it wouldn't.
To explain everything I'd have to go into rather dubious detail of how my deeply laid plans to invent such an item came to fruition.
Something you probably do not want to hear.
-AC
Lana
Probably not
But...this is me...so you never know
Ketchuptome
Huh?
Whats goin on?
a1hsauce
sounds like a one minute job
Lana
Something you wouldn't understand.
Alpha Centauri
What are you implying, A1? Hmm? Me and the phrase "one minute" should never....ever....EEEEEEVER be put in the same sentance. So don't you DARE soil my good name with your gossipous dirt, you foul little donkey.
-AC
silver_tears
so is it actually supposed to be the smilie, or am I missing something?
a1hsauce
lol i dont think anyone really knows...we kind of strayed off the topic, in a way
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