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there gonna close my thread but i dont care.....well girls...is it the size of the wave or the motiion of the ocean?

I think i am highly qualified to answer this old chestnut, i have a very small wave but have never had any complaints from the visitors to my beach.
As my granny told me "It ain't the size that matters son, it's wot you do with it"
Good thread by the way!

I'm at a loss to understand why this thread has not received more interest.

Hmm...because it's only been open for a few damn minutes.

Give it time.

Ok, keep yer hair on...i only asked.

thanks...did yor granny really say that?....your granny gave u sexually advice

She jolly well did, i can remember that day like it was only yesterday. Since then i've never had any problems with the ladies...nudge nudge wink wink

well son of a b!ith

Excuse me?

nothin...its just an expression...i wasnt callin u that

what is with this thread

It's called "being mature"

for pleasures sake, i'm sure size matters a little. Being the equivalent of a 5 year old is gonna lose you points. But what's most important is how much you care about eachother...

oh please, someone pass me a bucket.

it really is both i believe, you could have alot and not know how to work it, or have very little and work it like a freaking pimp!! So it just depends, in my opinion

bader 40, that saying was from austin powers, but if your granny did tell you that, i think thats not right

interesting topic, that's all i'm gonna say.

well................its not the size that counts but what you do with it..............But if i saw some guy with a tiny one.............i might just let out a giggle..............And if he was built like a donkey............I would runnnn!!!..............

not to big not to small, just fine, like the three bears in goldie locks, except change soup for, and cold and hot with small and big,


hope i didnt confuse anyone there

i was kinda confused but i got it..........

wasnt it poridge, ohwell, ill stick with soup

no porridge............hhahahaha

well I gues it would if your lilliput was like the roadrunner...

but then what good is goliath if he goes 0 to 60 in 10 secs. flat...

but then all women say size don't matter if they(men) know how to rock the boat...but really I think to some women if not a lot think it does...

Do you know how many times this topic has been discussed here on the OTF I would have to say over 6.

but remebering a quote from angry managment.

Hot CHick- well see I like them really big and she likes them really really big

It's still here

well i posted this in the GDF and they moved it

As link already said, it only got moved.

Ok i'm sure Wuta has accepted your apology, so lets move on.

Good i'm glad that's sorted.

I've never really had to worry about it. Just ask Tex

Yes that's true, he just straps one on and we're all set!

Why would I care, I'm freagin huge !!

...I'm so lonely

There's gotta be more mileage in this thread.

you use great words bader40, i like your slang it makes me laugh

Cheers Scotty i'm glad that i amuse you so much, strange really i can't see it myself (great words and funny slang...but i take your word for it).