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Ok we made a new sequel right cause i no u all wonted 1 so post your idea's like on the other 5 threads about sequals but lets make a big storry about Jack, Jill and Kate. Or what ever. . Or dont.

Ok
In the bed room
JACK- "Hun when is the baby dew"
KATE- "It's on it's way now"
JILL- "Muma Muma Dada Dada"
JACK- "Wtf"
KATE - "Wtf"
JILL- "Wtf y r u saying wtf"
JACK AND KATE- "The baby can talk"
JILL- "yer"
later that night
JILL- "daddy read me a bed time story"
JACK- "Ok sweety, what about jack and jill went up the hill"
JILL- "Ok"
JACK- "Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbnlen after"
JILL- "Daddy did Jack really brake his crown"
JACK- "O my yes"
later that night-Jill has a sledge hammer
JACK- "FUK FUK FUK FUK the pain y Jill y"
JILL- "U said it really happened"
THJE END

any ideas

yes you stop writing on this and go away

*Jack is standing in a room that overlooks a city with flying transports. a short green man is standing behind him. the room they're standing in is circular and has a dozen or so chairs with red leather covering.*]

Jack:whats with all the hi tec stuff. all i remember was a large man in a grass skirt then john lokie then dying. is this the after life
Green man: say so you do

Gaurd*bursts in carrying abou six people*
Monkey*wakes up sees gaurd carring her then sees green man who is yet to be identified and sees flying transports then faints again in shock*

that is sh!t i ban u from my thread PETER try and make it funny andfhave jack and jill in it.

Jack and jill suck! fat sacks is better!

better it lame so boring. some gard has 6 doods wats the point. hight tec stuff clen ya pipe both of ya

comon PETER u started it u didnt have to tell me to go away....u fooker

I HATE U

we ll that makes the 2 of use...hehehehehehe u got served

2 of use nice spelling

2 of use nice spelling

mayby u should read b4 u post u dont make sence

i'm actuly pointing out that u wrote 2 of use not 2 of us

yer i am confused me self stay on TOPIC

wow what's with you 2???!!

i hate that fat tub of fat

awwwww that's mean? Why do you hate him?

Originally posted by COTTON FLUFF
better it lame so boring. some gard has 6 doods wats the point. hight tec stuff clen ya pipe both of ya

wtf does that mean?Originally posted by *-=Fat sacK=-*
yes you stop writing on this and go away

*Jack is standing in a room that overlooks a city with flying transports. a short green man is standing behind him. the room they're standing in is circular and has a dozen or so chairs with red leather covering.*]

Jack:whats with all the hi tec stuff. all i remember was a large man in a grass skirt then john lokie then dying. is this the after life
Green man: say so you do

Gaurd*bursts in carrying abou six people*
Monkey*wakes up sees gaurd carring her then sees green man who is yet to be identified and sees flying transports then faints again in shock* This is Really good! its better than jack,jill and whoever...:P

ok ok what the fu#K is it about. I never said mine was better i was being stupid

well its kinda a sequal to a sequal...

Originally posted by *-=Fat sacK=-*
yes you stop writing on this and go away

*Jack is standing in a room that overlooks a city with flying transports. a short green man is standing behind him. the room they're standing in is circular and has a dozen or so chairs with red leather covering.*]

Jack:whats with all the hi tec stuff. all i remember was a large man in a grass skirt then john lokie then dying. is this the after life
Green man: say so you do

Gaurd*bursts in carrying abou six people*
Monkey*wakes up sees gaurd carring her then sees green man who is yet to be identified and sees flying transports then faints again in shock*

Phoenix: so this isnt a dream?

Jack: no

Phoenix: then what is it? *passes out*

*Jack is standing in a room that overlooks a city with flying transports. a short green man is standing behind him. the room they're standing in is circular and has a dozen or so chairs with red leather covering.*

Jack:whats with all the hi tec stuff. all i remember was a large man in a grass skirt then john lokie then dying. is this the after life
Green man: say so you do

Gaurd*bursts in carrying abou six people*
Monkey*wakes up sees gaurd carring her then sees green man who is yet to be identified and sees flying transports then faints again in shock*

Phoenix: so this isnt a dream?

Jack: no

Phoenix: then what is it? *passes out*

jack: i will tell u when u r read yto understand.

bordom: Hey y'all!

monkey: *wakes up* hey let go of me!@

*jack wakes up* "wtf"

EDIT

hi smod. bye smod.

back to the sequals sequal...

*JACK wonders of and gets hit with a spoon and goes back 2 sleep*

bordom: Good gracious

Coldfire: Wow, how the heck did we get here???

monkey: dunno i blacked out.....

everyone: HEY me too

Jack: i saw the talking camels and the giant jelly mound planes.....

bordom: i think he way way toooo drunk....

i finally got on i had so much homework and stuff to do but its good to be back



Jack: very drunk

Originally posted by *-=Fat sacK=-*
i finally got on i had so much homework and stuff to do but its good to be back



Jack: very drunk
((WELCOME BACK SACK ))

Jack:got any rum mate?

Green man: out of it am i

Fatsack:woa whats with the language all back the frount and that
Green man: know not what your saying do i
Fatsack:wait whtas your name
Green man:Yoda
Fatsack: we've been transported to Star Wars NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!

Monkey:*whing* wait a second if this is star wars then we all have light sabres...

everyone starts fightingg the green men with their light sabre action!

he he he

Fatsack:*uses jedi mind trick to make the gaurd and yoda fight*

(o man STAR WARS now!!!!???)

((YUP))

AHHHHHH!!!! Star Wars??!! Can't we do something more original??

nup

HAPPY BHIRTHDAY LAURIE!

Mad: *wakes up* ooo! lightsabers! *grins and waves around a red lightsaber, eventually slicing her lightsaber hand off* damn...not again...

Originally posted by Smodden
EDIT ....(won't comment)

all of a sudden the bad uys all die and it starts raining rum!

Mad: *starts singing* it's raining rum! halayluya! it's raining rum!... *all of a sudden, everyone gets transported back to the Caribbean*
Coldfire: and it's STILL raining rum!

.. not quite sure how to follow that!..

wow

I was bored

good on ya! write more and ill publish it for ya!

hey, are we still involving ourselves in the sequal? dumb question































i like eggs!

Gandalf: hi every body
Everyone:*looks strangly at Gandalf*
Gandalf: what no-one's going to say " hi Gandalf" to me
Everyone:*still looks blankly at Gandalf*
Gandalf: *mumbles* woorks for Dr nick

just then Shonk appears and looks at everyone in the room before breaking down with maniach laughter

"Nee hee haa haa", thats the laughing just so you know.

The others gave her a look of extreame confusion before looking back at Gandalf!

i smell my ideas floating around here somewhere i think some1 liked them

Mad: *looks at Gandalf* ...
Monkey: ...
Coldfire: ...
Choose: ...
Bordom: ...
Everyone: ...
Mad: let's kill him!
Everyone except Gandulf and Mad: ...
Mad: ...wait a minute...who am I? *dramatic music*

things DID get worse!

dramatic music remix!!!

*gandulf suddenly dies while attempting the macarina*

Shonk look at gandalf in wonder!

Shonk: Ouch!
Munki: ....... Lets play twister!!!

Everyone starts playing twister then all of a sudden they all get abducted by aliens!!! shock

laurie: ahhhhh not again!

monkey:ahhh they are takin us to the moon!

aliens: #@()#)_* @*(^$#)@(&%^ (&#*&(# *(%#(**#^

everyone exept shonk: ???????????

Shonk: i get your point..

choose: not the moon.....

Mad: ...I've never been to the moon...
Coldfire: It's a really bad place
Monkey: and you must FLY!
Mad: ...okay, I still wanna go to the moon, but only for one reason
Choose: what's that?
Mad: I need some moon cheese to make the ultimate cheesecake

monkey:um the aliens are taking us to the moon...have you even read the last page?

bordom: I'm totally lost

LOSTcrazy

Mad: are we lost? *gets lost*

Shonk: *is already LOST*

Gawd people are so slow these days

we are very lost

*everyone arives at the moon*

Mad:*runs off and gets some moon cheese*
Aliens:@!#$%^&*!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*(-=-=-=--==)
Fatsack:monkey please translate
Monkey:they want us to join the circus that they have started
Fatsack:cool i love circus
Monkey:but they want us to be
Fatsack:the lion tamers
Monkey:no the...
Laurie:the dog traners
Monkey:no the...
Choose:the elaphant riders
Monkey no not that the...
Mad:*who has recantly returned holding a lage pile of moon cheese* the panda feaders
Monkey:NO!!!! the clowns

DRAMATIC MUSIC

Everyone looks at monkey in shock
Fatsack:no the horror
Laurie:if we refuse
Aliens:!@#$%^&*(!@#$%&*(#^#^&!@%#&*#@!^&*#$@!^%)
Monkey: they'll fead us to curmat the frog

MORE DRAMATIC MUSIC

Mad: *drops moon cheese in horror* Not Kermat!
Monkey: yes, Kermat
Laurie: so, what do we do?
Fatsack: I say we run!
Choose: *is halfway through putting on clown make-up* what?
Bordom: ... *backs away slowly to the 'exit pod' crater...*

monkey: * is talking to aliens* ^#)#+$_ (@)&$%_)@+& (*$# *%) *^$#(@)*$^ &$)

aliens: @$*)$#)($&

Monkey: &#(%+#_$&@ %(*@$) @*&$^(@%^Y($*($^#(*%)@%*@*$^)@

Aliens: #&$#^&

*monkey looks grave*

sack: what was that?????

mad: are they gonna kill us?

choose: but i wanna be a clown! waaaaaahhhh!

laurie: we cant go there is no escape pod...

bordom; so what did they want monkey???

monkey:...*feints*

bordom: MONKEY!!! Noooooooo! U must tell us what they said!

Laurie: O no not again

Mad: give her some air!
Choose: Maybe we can revive her a BANNANA!!!
Mad: ...err...don't you know she hates bannanas?
Choose: ..........shut up.......
Bordome: Monkey! Snap out of it! *snaps fingers* we are DOOMED!!!
Laurie: *sits down and eats some of Mads moon cheese* this is boring....
Fatsack: How can you say that when these aliens want us as CLOWNS?!?
Laurie: it's been done before *eats more moon cheese*
Aliens: ^%@#^&&*&*((^@%@^!$@^*$*^(^*#&%&^%^^##
Kermet the Frog: Hello everyone!
Mad: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Bordom: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Choose: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Laurie: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Fatsack: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Aliens: @*^*%(@%!(*^*(#^#^(*^ (translation - AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!)
World: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Jack: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Will: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Elizabeth: why are we all going "AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!"?
Jack: I don't know. I just felt like it
Jack the Monkey: *screeches and sails away on a giant bit of banna split to the White Pearl*

monkey:*wakes up*where am i?

everyone in entire universe exept monkey: aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

monkey: wah? *feints again*

Elizabeth: where did teh monkey go??
Jack: who cares
(monkey: hey!!) - (yes, I know he's on a banna split else where)
Elizabeth: oh, ok AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*lost*

hey waz up

hi

do this is what happens when i ant here its ashame shocking

any who HI EVERYBODY

gandolf: i am queer
fatsack: so am i
gandolf: never would of guessed

LOL i am just playen with ya how u all been

*all of a sudden, the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy shown comes on the moon*
Mad: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*

monkey: *finally wakes up...* fatsacks queer?

fatsack: no, CM is just saying that because he wants me to be queer with him...

monkey:huh????

MEANWHILE....

Jack: I'm telling ya Will, we're gonna get out of here!
Will: but did you have to throw Elizabeth off the island in the process?
Jack: ....no comment

LOL^^^^^

MEANWHILE

fatsack: hmmm a disgise to b queer it might work.
will: no my freind it will work, it should b easy 4 u, i mean u act like it 24/7
fatsack: yer i accept the mission to pretend to b queer
will: ok

kermit::hi remember me?

Mad: *wakes up for afew seconds for this* AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *faints*

(a short question) am i on the moon?

hmmmm i will answer that yes yes u r

kermit: you arent forgetting me are you? i like boys not girls...

well then you might as well forgot me ... not a boy im afraid!!!

Mad: *wakes up for afew seconds for this* AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *faints*
Choose: *blinks* talk about dejavu!

lol well i am

Freeak: wtf

hehehehehehe what u said^^^^

hmmmmmm

wot?? youre funny!

i meant that in a good way

who is funny

Shonk:

Originally posted by COTTON MAN
who is funny

you are!!

*tilts head to the side* mew?

Originally posted by Pirate_mad
*tilts head to the side* mew? *does dragon call* errraggggkkkk

Originally posted by JohnnyBloom
you are!!

y yes yes i am can u jugle on ya noze because i carnrt LOL

Originally posted by COTTON MAN
y yes yes i am
so modest!!

Originally posted by COTTON MAN
can u jugle on ya noze because i carnrt LOL
nope, sorry

hmmmmmm why do u brake my hart my aky braky hart.

LOL jKING^

well jhonnybloom what ya been up to......u been eaten chese

have i been eating cheese??
no i'm afraid not - thats a good idea though
*runs off to get cheese*

oh cheese!!!! for a minute there i thought youd asked her if shed eaten choose... phew!

ummmmmm what is choose

no idea

ok

i think they just thoought you'd done a typo - like ... to choose something ..

kool thats kool

Originally posted by COTTON MAN
ummmmmm what is choose choosewisely???? his name is marco der!

i think i might undertsand!

ooooook i understand now

took us long enough!!!

yes

Cottonman:wait a second i want to be queer not fatsack
Fatscak:well then the job i all your's
Cottonman:YES this is going to be soooo cool (slids up beside choose)
hey baby what you doing on the weekend
Choose:woh slow down and stop looking at my package the buffe is not open queer

Originally posted by *-=Fat sacK=-*
yes

Cottonman:wait a second i want to be queer not fatsack
Fatscak:well then the job i all your's
Cottonman:YES this is going to be soooo cool (slids up beside choose)
hey baby what you doing on the weekend
Choose:woh slow down and stop looking at my package the buffe is not open queer
omg!

Originally posted by *-=Fat sacK=-*
yes



are you yesing my long taking???

peter i do belive your mother is calling u 4 a root better not keep het waiting.

u no she gets angry...... and peter u talk about choose all the time and how u wont toget some of a

Originally posted by COTTON MAN
peter i do belive your mother is calling u 4 a root better not keep het waiting. Originally posted by COTTON MAN
u no she gets angry...... and peter u talk about choose all the time and how u wont toget some of a COTTON MAN! what you just said is VILE and UNESESSARY!

yer peter go suck up like a little girl

and y ant u on the presidian........

who said i'm not on the presidian luke

and its beter me sucking up a little girl than you sucking up a little boy like you alway do

OK BOTH OF YOU MUST STOP NOW!!
the potc forum is not supposed to be for fighting about vile things but for
argueing who is hotter than who...

sorry

so u should be, this site is SHIT

COTTON MAN! STOP IT, PLEASE! This is a thread for a FUN, RANDOM, INSANE AND CRAZY SEQUAL MADE BY THE FANS! Not an aruging thread. If you have any issues, please use PM so that threads won't have to be clogged up with arguments like this. Now, I say we try to move on with the topic, shall we?

^What she said.

bunny

Well ok than.....

MEANWHILE, BACK ON...ERR...ERR... where are we again?

Mad: the last thing I can remember is that I was collecting moon cheese and Kermit the Frog

so u should be, this site is SHIT

TO EVERYONE - Please ignore COTTON MAN. He's been warned, and will be facing a temporary ban if his behaviour does not improve. In future, don't descend to his level, just PM me and I will sort it out.

Now, lets get back to topic! I believ Jack Sparrow had just carried me off into the sunset...

he has?

of course! Are you in any doubt of how much Jack loves me?

well he loves you as much as the rest of us...

Nope he loves me more :P

no mesa!

No! *runs up to Jack* Jack! I thought you loved me!
Jack: sorry luv. I love them all besides you
Mad: why?
Jack: Mad...I am you're FATHER!
Mad: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! You're to hot to be my dad! He's in an insane instute right now! Besides, my room is filled with you're posters this can not be happening to me...

wait... mad can i come over to youre house and meet youre dad?

No I'mmmm going to Mad's house...Aint I mad??

We can all be mad together!

*grabs emergency pirate kit with eyeliner, 'kercheif and bottle of rum*

lol! why dont we start up the sequal again? Phoenix can you start cause you did a great job at the begining!!

yeah this is just not making sence anymore.

well its not exacly going anymore...

well, I like this so I don't want the thread to go....besides the fact that Jack Sparrow is my father shocking but, that would make a good sequal to the sequal - finding out why the hell the hottest guy around is my father or, we could have a slumber party... *pauses as she goes off to make a new thread*

and then theres sex
and .. the end

Hmmm lovely

mm..............

lol