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This is how you play.

The first person will begin the story by writing ONE or TWO sentences. The next person will follow along with ONE or TWO sentences that will form a story.

ex.- person #1) One day Mary was walking in the woods

person #2) and her sister was stalking her

person #3) but she realized this so she turned around and...


sure it ill be more interesting then mine cause you all have great imaginations. ill start:

One day, sally had gotten home from school and found her front door open....

...she walked in only to find...

....her entire living room, trashed...

she cleaned up, the end!!!

Why'd you do that???

we've got a party pooper here!

everything seemes to be at and end...but then a man with a large gun comes in!

"Everybody put their hands up!" he roars

Sally, refreshed from cleaning, decided to go out to her pool. Sporting her hot body in her bikini, she noticed a dead turtle poolside.

She starts to pick up the turtle to move it when the man with the gun comes back to her.

''Give me that turtle or I'll place a bullet in your brain!''

"But what would you want with a dead turtle?"

''What can I say, I like dead turtles'', the man says and points the gun at sallys head.''

"You can not take him. I want to give him a proper burial."

(This is one weird story.)

the man takes the shootgun in Sallys mouth and...BOOOOOOOOM..her brain mater is spiled all over the wall..sudely Clark Kent is there...but its to late....(what can he do to save her)
Sorry for the violence!

Superman feeds turtle into sallys mouth, in a desperate attempt to make her awaken.

It doe not work for her brain matter is now clouding the pool water red.

the man with the gun comes back and shoot Clark..to...to the mans surprise it was not superman..it was a man called Clarckusen Kent..a man form france..now there are two boddies...the man starts to carrie them out......

He first drags Mary into the bathroom and puts her limp form into the tub and starts to drain the still dripping blood.

but the bath tub drain was clogged...

the man sais to himslef....I can not live with this..so he takes the shootgun in his mouth and boooomm..three dead people....Suddenly a police car stops...out side...the cop is john McGlaine (not mclane)

Officer McGlain was called in from one of Mary's neighbors who heard the gun shots.

But the neighbor had specifically called this officer because they were having an affair...

the negihbors name is Mr. Smith...Mr.McGlane walks in to the crime scene..there he can see three dead bodies...MrMaglane can hear Mr.Smith scream....arrrrrghhhh

''what is it mr.smith?'', he asks

I just wanted you to come here....and see these three dead bodies!

I just can't decide if I want to play this game.

i think i had the best idea, the power of two small words.

you know you want to

I cant decide either

Why not start again...This one I think did reach its conclusion...

A little boy named Jason was walking in the forest one day when...

He came upon a rusty chainsaw lying in the ferns.



Dammit. I'm not playing this game.

He picked it up and started cutting up some cows.

and behold! inside the cows were tons of gold!

So he starting loading the gold into the bathroom on The Executor.

And some gas in the engine.

and then he struck a matche and blew himself up

Why do you all keep ruining the stories???????

New one:

A young Jedi by the name of Frydo Dun'lit was walking through the Jedi temple one day when he was called to the Council chambers...

"Discuss your curious choice of underwear colour we want", Yoda said to him.

and held him under water until the bubbles stoped

"Wear other underwear you should have", Yoda grumbled.

and Frydo Dun'lit floating bottom up in the pound wearing blue fruit of the loom underweare

The end.

one day sum weird ppl who were very stoned started up a place called km forums and....

then it closed, opened again closed and reopened in this palce and here we are today....

the lots of ppl who dared to join r mad and off of their heads but most of the time become good friends or even fall in love...

ha ha ha Finti said and thought it was a good joke

Hilarious.

Poor Lance. RP will never fly in GDF.

It's not RP, just a SW story.

A Sorry W@$$ storry? how do you play it?

I'd play nicely with you Lance, but you know everybody else will be silly.

HEY! Don't generalise!

Actually it's generalize.

Do you have a thing against the letter Z or what ?

it's the trademark of Sorro, you can't take that away from him!

It's not that, he just doen't know how to spell.

Being ignorant is an excuse.
Staying ignorant is not.

*cranks up ToMacco Slapping Machine*

so how come ToMacco isn't being slapped then?

because me and queeq are kicking him

So that's why I couldn't fall asleep.

suddenly a big gray heared man walkes in to carens room!

give me the turtle! he shouted

Alfred rips off the legs of the turtle. "You lost something?" He said as he handed the limbless turtle over.

which they used as an Ishockey puck

Dr. Killpatient rushed in to aid the hapless turtle.

.. but only after Finti scored for Colorado Avalanche in sudden death. (Probably SD for the turtle as well)

Suddenly the turtles arrive (donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael and Leonard)...they say...hey dude what have you done with the turtle?? Come on guys lets kick ass..cowabunga!!

Then Godzilla showed and stomped the Ninja turtles to death. Then he ate a bus.

but then splinter came along!!and kiced godzillas arse!!

Then Godzilla went to the chiropractor.

And the chiropracter couldn't do anything to help his massive spine.

So he sent him to see the Emporer.

Godzilla arrived at the Imperial Palace and was granted a pass to go see the Emporer.

and then we woke up.............

except we all fell back to sleep and finti went on walkabout to promote EU with warmth and good fellowship.

But then Luuke drew his lightsabre and cut the story to pieces.

Then Luke cut off queeq's head.

And then Gundy stitched it back on. They jumped the white horse, rode off into the sunset and lived happily ever after.... (queeq and Gundy that is, not queeq and Luke, or Luke and Gundy )

Well thank God it wasn't queeq and Luke....

Or the other one.

I'll start the next story.

Yoda was brushing his teeth one morning when.....

..he couldn't find his tooth-paste.

so he walks down to the quick E-mart and buys some colgate form Apu!

But Apu couldn't quite get Yoda's weird phrasing so he used his broom to kick him out.

and both illegal alians were picked up by the police and kicked out of the States

----------------F I N --------------------

One day finti was polishing his viking battle axe when suddenly....

Jar Jar walked in the door.

*I think this takes one more post to end this story. *

hello mesa okidei... mesa big gungan warrior... then finti chopped JJ's eyes of

And then his head.

The End.

Does this mean we've reached 100 posts ?

and about 100 stories