I met this one dude who was all choofed up on Swazzle Pops and whenever anyone said "Shuduppyaface!" he would start sqwarking like a seagull caught in a tumble-drier. Then, this one time, he started going on and on about how all the fish had been born backwards because they couldn't swim straight! Most people were like "Eh, yeah, ok, dude, whatever...", but I just kept looking at him, so then he comes up to me and says "I've just purchased 4 Snip-Snaps, you wanna get all googly-eyed and twosted?". I just walked away shaking my head, so he calls after me: "Don't forget the lime! DON'T FORGET THE LIME!"...Ok, fella...Sure.
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
I met this one dude who was all choofed up on Swazzle Pops and whenever anyone said "Shuduppyaface!" he would start sqwarking like a seagull caught in a tumble-drier. Then, this one time, he started going on and on about how all the fish had been born backwards because they couldn't swim straight! Most people were like "Eh, yeah, ok, dude, whatever...", but I just kept looking at him, so then he comes up to me and says "I've just purchased 4 Snip-Snaps, you wanna get all googly-eyed and twosted?". I just walked away shaking my head, so he calls after me: "Don't forget the lime! DON'T FORGET THE LIME!"...Ok, fella...Sure.
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