Weirdest Person You Have Ever Met

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Weirdest Person You Have Ever Met

In person, folks. Not on message boards.

Describe this person please.

perv that lives at the end of my road...he has no thumbs......4 teeth that are yellow....his eyes are popping out of his head...he looks like skeletor...he smellls realllly bad......and he is a crack head....😄 good enough for you?

reason he is weird.....he always has a lolipop in his mouth ALWAYS

Wow that is weird on an atomic scale.

Originally posted by dark1365
Wow that is weird on an atomic scale.

the bit about the lolipop? or all ?

All.

i do try !

are you following me?

is this about the Unicorn?

Good.
No.
No.

I met this one dude who was all choofed up on Swazzle Pops and whenever anyone said "Shuduppyaface!" he would start sqwarking like a seagull caught in a tumble-drier. Then, this one time, he started going on and on about how all the fish had been born backwards because they couldn't swim straight! Most people were like "Eh, yeah, ok, dude, whatever...", but I just kept looking at him, so then he comes up to me and says "I've just purchased 4 Snip-Snaps, you wanna get all googly-eyed and twosted?". I just walked away shaking my head, so he calls after me: "Don't forget the lime! DON'T FORGET THE LIME!"...Ok, fella...Sure.

ok then ..... i told my weirdest person .. your turn

Ou Be, that is weird on a slightly more explosive scale than Uneekly's nemesis, I'd rate it "500 lbs. of C-4 plastique" weird.

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
I met this one dude who was all choofed up on Swazzle Pops and whenever anyone said "Shuduppyaface!" he would start sqwarking like a seagull caught in a tumble-drier. Then, this one time, he started going on and on about how all the fish had been born backwards because they couldn't swim straight! Most people were like "Eh, yeah, ok, dude, whatever...", but I just kept looking at him, so then he comes up to me and says "I've just purchased 4 Snip-Snaps, you wanna get all googly-eyed and twosted?". I just walked away shaking my head, so he calls after me: "Don't forget the lime! DON'T FORGET THE LIME!"...Ok, fella...Sure.

🤨

Know this one guy who smokes cigs and eats weed. He has all F's in his classes and doesn't care one little iota.. he is the dumbest human being I have even met,but only because he chooses to be because I think he could be really smart

Too many to remenber....including myself. 😱

no joke. my best friend is weird, well me too, but not as weird as the two i just read.

I know a furry.

He's very...
... [shudder]

people? you mean actually leave the computer and go ... outside?!?

Originally posted by Demarthl
people? you mean actually leave the computer and go ... outside?!?

oh god, you're one of those IRC nerds, arent you?

Dont open any windows, you'll get sunburned. 🙁

lol
it's new to ya

😆 😖hifty: i dont burn 😄 just simmer 😊
but i do go outside, beleive it or not

Originally posted by Demarthl
😆 😖hifty: i dont burn 😄 just simmer 😊
but i do go outside, beleive it or not

uh huh. that's what they ALL say.

"I have a social life, I swear! I'm just. here on the computer arguing that I do enter the outside world!"

<3.