DEATH STICKS. . .aka CIGARETTES. . .aka FAGS
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ToMacco
So what's up with this "***" stuff? Cigarettes are called ****?
In America, a *** is a slang word for homosexuals.
How sideways is this world where words have different meanings throughout?
mechmoggy
Yes, ciggys are called **** over here.
Don't know why.
LanceWindu
That would make me a *** smoker if I go over there.
Dim
Yes it would...
Hmmmmm.....and if it somehow goes over "***" jokes I guess we'll just have to close this one..
Captain REX
But you haven't, have you?
Dim
I haven't heard the jokes yet..
LanceWindu
I think, just think, that this will stay on the topic of two different sides of the world having the same words but different meanings.
BAN-ONE MCGUINN
one side agrees on **** one on cigarettes--both agree on death sticks... I quit Feb 1986--cold turkey--never felt better--
LanceWindu
I got my trusty cowboy killers in front of me right now.
Gundark
*pictures Lance on a horse in a red shirt with a rope*
Ushgarak
Why does the horse have a red shirt?
queeq
I think he got a bit cold.
Gundark
Ush catches me in his grammar snare once again.
Gundark
Yes. Just don't get him started on council or canon.
queeq
Well, you can if you want a good night's sleep.
Gundark
I do so enjoy his pontificating though.
Captain REX
Hmm...what's that word you used mean? I'm so lazy that I don't even want to look it up on Atomica Online Dictionary...
Smoking is a dirty habit. Makes you smell bad and your teeth yellow. And you cough a lot.
yerssot
death sticks, cigarettes or texas?
ToMacco
All three.
I smoke when I drink on the weekends. I should probably stop that, huh?
yerssot
that and breathing, yes
Ushgarak
Ooh! I used to nag, now I pontificate!
yerssot
USED to???
Ushgarak
Yes! Now I pontificate instead, see? D'uh!
yerssot
no, sorry, can you explain it to me?
Ushgarak
I bet I can lecture you about it.
yerssot
ok, give me five minutes to search a pillow and a blanket and if I can't find that, a good VERY strong drink and THEN you can start with the lecturing ...
Captain REX
*Throws a pillow, a blanket, and the strong drink at Yerssot*
Now sit back, relax, and get ready to be bored to death by the one and only...USH THE LECTURER!!!
yerssot
ok Ush, go ahead... I'll be listening ...
Gundark
Actually I enjoy Ush's lectures.
*puts apple on Ush's desk when no one's looking*
yerssot
I could have expacted you to enjoy Ush's lectures, I saw your adoration for it when I was brought in this asylum
Gundark
Charming to the last.
Mujaffa
i'm going home... rethink my life
yerssot
the ability to make you charming is insignificant, next to the power of the wacko... wich is none... so ... err... hmmm.... carry on... carry on... nothing to see here...
Captain REX
Move along! Move along!
Gundark
I can't understand how we got past that wacko. I thought we were dead.
yerssot
The wackoness can have a strong influence on the weakminded
Captain REX
So that's why I just stood on my head like in Disney's Alice in Wonderland. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.
yerssot
and you're Tweedle Dumb
Ushgarak
OooH! Apple! Thanks Gundy, you pass.
yerssot
you mean everyone can bribe you with an apple?
Gundark
No. Just me. Cause Ush loves me best.
LanceWindu
Back to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb I think we should re-name them for Captin REX and yerssot.
How about:
Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber?
Gundark
Good one Lance.
LanceWindu
Ooohhh!
Busted!
yerssot
Bushted? isn't that political?
LanceWindu
No Busted as in Bill Clinton.
yerssot
still political! this needs to get moved to the right section!
LanceWindu
It's not that political.
yerssot
Bush sucks!
now it is
queeq
Nope. Yerss is still posting.
yerssot
BUSH SUCKS!
come on!
LanceWindu
*Not taking the bait*
So how about them Yankee's?
Ushgarak
Yerss is just upset that he didn't think to bring an apple himself.
queeq
Apple?
yerssot
No, I would have eaten it!
LanceWindu
I'll give him some apple seeds, but he'll have to wait for the tree to grow.
yerssot
wait? WAIT? how wude you wudie!
queeq
Uh oh they slipped back in baby talk.
yerssot
no! How dare you!?
Captain REX
Yerssot Appleseed went around all of Belgium planting apple trees.
yerssot
it's Rancume, not Appleseed!
AAAAAAAAARGH
LanceWindu
It's not yerssot either!
Captain REX
Yerssot, surely you've heard of yourself planting appleseeds all over Belgium under an assumed name, haven't you?
Captain REX
*bows*
Thank you, thank you...
queeq
Bowing for your master is good.
yerssot
my name is SOOOOOOOOO Yerssot!!!
LanceWindu
I though it started with a 'R'
Captain REX
Yes, Yerssot Appleseed.
yerssot
Rerrsot? what a name is that?
yerssot
ow! Reyerssot... not bad... not bad...
LanceWindu
Yup, that's your name.
Captain REX
Reyerssot, you better get away from Yerssot over there. He's a wacko you know...
LanceWindu
Uh-oh, multiple personality time.
queeq
Wipe them out, all of them.
yerssot
-who you call reyerssot?
me!
-who's me?
me!
-myself?
yes!
-where's Irene?
not at home
-you're hiding her again huh?
yup
Captain REX
Well, there's Rex and REX, so I've got a multiple personality.
*REX starts choking Rex*
"Help!"
Never!
"Kill Yerssot and Reyerssot!"
Okay!
*REX and Rex start choking Yerssot and Reyerssot*
queeq
Better terminate him, for his own sake.
yerssot
quit it, both of you! Now I have an itch here!
queeq
I'm not gonna scratch.
yerssot
didn't asked you for it
ToMacco
Cigarrettes are very heavily taxed here in Minnesota.
It's almost up to $4 per pack now.
finti
a pack of 20`s in Norway is around $ 7.50
ToMacco
Damn. Well I guess I'd be worse off if I lived in Norway, huh?
mah
no, you would be better off, cause then you wouldn't smoke that much!
Gundark
I wouldn't kiss a guy that smokes.
finti
just dont put it out in Monica L
Gundark
Some mouthwash would be nice.
finti
washes queeqs mouth with soap, no water though
finti
soap made of fish skin
Gundark
Yes I heard that's what Norwegians use.
Captain REX
I don't like smokers. My grandma stopped, so the only smokers that I know personally are my dad's friend and his wife.
I'll never start. Makes you smell bad.
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