DEATH STICKS. . .aka CIGARETTES. . .aka FAGS

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ToMacco
So what's up with this "***" stuff? Cigarettes are called ****?

In America, a *** is a slang word for homosexuals.

How sideways is this world where words have different meanings throughout?

mechmoggy
Yes, ciggys are called **** over here.

Don't know why.

LanceWindu
That would make me a *** smoker if I go over there.

Dim
Yes it would...

Hmmmmm.....and if it somehow goes over "***" jokes I guess we'll just have to close this one..

Captain REX
But you haven't, have you?

Dim
I haven't heard the jokes yet..

LanceWindu
I think, just think, that this will stay on the topic of two different sides of the world having the same words but different meanings.

BAN-ONE MCGUINN
one side agrees on **** one on cigarettes--both agree on death sticks... I quit Feb 1986--cold turkey--never felt better--

LanceWindu
I got my trusty cowboy killers in front of me right now.

ToMacco
Marlboros, huh?

Gundark
*pictures Lance on a horse in a red shirt with a rope*

finti
...around his neck

Gundark
laughing out loud

Ushgarak
Why does the horse have a red shirt?

queeq
I think he got a bit cold.

Gundark
Ush catches me in his grammar snare once again.

queeq
Cunning, ain't he?

Gundark
Yes. Just don't get him started on council or canon.

queeq
Well, you can if you want a good night's sleep. big grin

LanceWindu
laughing out loud

Gundark
I do so enjoy his pontificating though.

Captain REX
Hmm...what's that word you used mean? I'm so lazy that I don't even want to look it up on Atomica Online Dictionary...

Smoking is a dirty habit. Makes you smell bad and your teeth yellow. And you cough a lot.

Gundark
Quite disgusting.

yerssot
death sticks, cigarettes or texas?

ToMacco
All three.

I smoke when I drink on the weekends. I should probably stop that, huh?

yerssot
that and breathing, yes

Ushgarak
Ooh! I used to nag, now I pontificate!

yerssot
USED to??? wink

Ushgarak
Yes! Now I pontificate instead, see? D'uh!

yerssot
no, sorry, can you explain it to me?

Ushgarak
I bet I can lecture you about it.

mah
laughing out loud

yerssot
ok, give me five minutes to search a pillow and a blanket and if I can't find that, a good VERY strong drink and THEN you can start with the lecturing ...

Captain REX
*Throws a pillow, a blanket, and the strong drink at Yerssot*

Now sit back, relax, and get ready to be bored to death by the one and only...USH THE LECTURER!!! laughing out loud

yerssot
ok Ush, go ahead... I'll be listening ...

Gundark
Actually I enjoy Ush's lectures.

*puts apple on Ush's desk when no one's looking*

yerssot
I could have expacted you to enjoy Ush's lectures, I saw your adoration for it when I was brought in this asylum

Gundark
Charming to the last.

Mujaffa
i'm going home... rethink my life

yerssot
the ability to make you charming is insignificant, next to the power of the wacko... wich is none... so ... err... hmmm.... carry on... carry on... nothing to see here...

Captain REX
Move along! Move along!

Gundark
I can't understand how we got past that wacko. I thought we were dead.

yerssot
The wackoness can have a strong influence on the weakminded

Captain REX
So that's why I just stood on my head like in Disney's Alice in Wonderland. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.

yerssot
and you're Tweedle Dumb big grin

Ushgarak
OooH! Apple! Thanks Gundy, you pass.

yerssot
you mean everyone can bribe you with an apple?

Gundark
No. Just me. Cause Ush loves me best. stick out tongue

LanceWindu
Back to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb I think we should re-name them for Captin REX and yerssot.

How about:

Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber?

Gundark
laughing out loud laughing out loud

Good one Lance.

queeq
mad

LanceWindu
Ooohhh!

Busted!

yerssot
Bushted? isn't that political?

LanceWindu
No Busted as in Bill Clinton.

yerssot
still political! this needs to get moved to the right section!

LanceWindu
It's not that political.

yerssot
Bush sucks!

now it is big grin

queeq
Nope. Yerss is still posting.

yerssot
BUSH SUCKS!

come on!

queeq
roll eyes (sarcastic)

LanceWindu
*Not taking the bait*

So how about them Yankee's?

Ushgarak
Yerss is just upset that he didn't think to bring an apple himself.

queeq
Apple? confused

yerssot
No, I would have eaten it!

LanceWindu
I'll give him some apple seeds, but he'll have to wait for the tree to grow.

yerssot
wait? WAIT? how wude you wudie!

LanceWindu
Wudie tabooty?

queeq
Uh oh they slipped back in baby talk.

yerssot
no! How dare you!?

Captain REX
Yerssot Appleseed went around all of Belgium planting apple trees. laughing out loud

yerssot
it's Rancume, not Appleseed!
AAAAAAAAARGH

LanceWindu
It's not yerssot either!

Captain REX
Yerssot, surely you've heard of yourself planting appleseeds all over Belgium under an assumed name, haven't you?

queeq
laughing out loud

Captain REX
*bows*

Thank you, thank you...

queeq
Bowing for your master is good. evil face

yerssot
my name is SOOOOOOOOO Yerssot!!!

LanceWindu
I though it started with a 'R'

Captain REX
Yes, Yerssot Appleseed. big grin

yerssot
Rerrsot? what a name is that?

LanceWindu
Not it is R-y

yerssot
ow! Reyerssot... not bad... not bad...

LanceWindu
Yup, that's your name.

Captain REX
Reyerssot, you better get away from Yerssot over there. He's a wacko you know...

LanceWindu
Uh-oh, multiple personality time.

queeq
Wipe them out, all of them.

yerssot
-who you call reyerssot?
me!
-who's me?
me!
-myself?
yes!
-where's Irene?
not at home
-you're hiding her again huh?
yup

LanceWindu
Oi Ve

Captain REX
Well, there's Rex and REX, so I've got a multiple personality.

*REX starts choking Rex*

"Help!"

Never!

"Kill Yerssot and Reyerssot!"

Okay!

*REX and Rex start choking Yerssot and Reyerssot*

queeq
Better terminate him, for his own sake.

yerssot
quit it, both of you! Now I have an itch here!

queeq
I'm not gonna scratch.

yerssot
didn't asked you for it roll eyes (sarcastic)

ToMacco
Cigarrettes are very heavily taxed here in Minnesota.

It's almost up to $4 per pack now.

finti
a pack of 20`s in Norway is around $ 7.50

ToMacco
Damn. Well I guess I'd be worse off if I lived in Norway, huh?

finti
just wait till you hear about the prices on booze mad mad mad

mah
no, you would be better off, cause then you wouldn't smoke that much!

Gundark
I wouldn't kiss a guy that smokes.

queeq
*puts out cigar*

finti
just dont put it out in Monica L big grin

Gundark
Some mouthwash would be nice.

queeq
big grin

finti
washes queeqs mouth with soap, no water though big grin

queeq
*munch munch*

finti
soap made of fish skin

Gundark
Yes I heard that's what Norwegians use. laughing out loud

BAN-ONE MCGUINN

Captain REX
I don't like smokers. My grandma stopped, so the only smokers that I know personally are my dad's friend and his wife.

I'll never start. Makes you smell bad.

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