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I'll start (don't count on me for orignality)

Achem....(music starts)

Every single night the same arrangement, I sit and type and type.
Here at KMC I'm so addicted all I can do is mope and gripe.
I wish I had didn't have so many finals so I could be happy.
But alas I have nine papers so everythings' pretty crappy.

NEXT!

life sucks, all i want to do is scream and shout
I'm stuck in jail and there is no way I'm getting out
looking back i wished iv never met that Chimpanzee
now all i do is itch and scratch because he gave me herpes

Cross dressing isnt that bad, i do it everyday
wear clothes not ment for me it fun what more can i say
althougth i think i probly should have washed them first
cause all this dirt and grim is making my herpes worse

Herpes sucks, so does crabs, and goneria too,
but not as bad as 'Breakdance 2, The Electric Boogaloo.'
Life may suck, but at least your free to do whatever you please.
At least the mafia ain't chasing you down, trying to break your knees.

thers in Gun my back as we speak
i knew i shouldnt have taken a leak
outside Don Giovani's Place im gunna look like a Tranny
when the Mafia guys turn my pen15 into a F@nny

Oh my god, this thread must really suck no offence to Draco69
its just me and (randomly The Tired Hiker) making posts all the time
im gunna put Orange and purple here just for fun
so they cant be used again...la la la la la run

running is such a good thing to do
but its a pain when you have to stop for a poo
getting back up and shooting off
doesn't mean you'll look like a goth

I spent like an hour, typing one post.
I lost all my money, and burnt all my toast.
I was robbed, and pilaged and left for dead,
when a giant anaconda came and slept on my head.

sleeping is such a good idea
not so good when your stabbed by a spear
when in pain and your hurting
imagine all the blood your spurting

Spurting out like a fountain onto the ground
the little drops of blood are really round
im starting to lose consciouness and im feeling faint
i knew i shouldnt have started sniffing paint

paint takes a long time to dry
but you'll see it before you die
so don't give up lying around
go somewhere your not bound

bound and gaged i like it that way
specaily when i get whiped..what else can i say
without turning this into somthing obscene
i must rememebr this in PG 13

if anyones to young to come on here
then they should immediatly disappear
if they should not obey
stick them on top of a pile of hay

hay YOu, are you old enough to scorn
old enough to watch adult/animal porn
if so , your a dirty perv and should rot
go back to drinking milk in your Cot

cots are for babies
they may even give you rabies
if you become infected
be prepared to be disected

disection,not for the tame
infact i think its really lame
cutting up Aliens just for a laugh
ooopss sorry i just did a fart

farting gives of such a stink
but its not as worse as wearing pink
uneeklyconfused likes milking guys
maybe we should all give a sigh

Sighs out loud, who told you that !
thats just rubbish, its a load of cr@p
it was jsut that once and he didnt complain
in fact i think ill do it again!

I gave a sigh and I gave blood too,
while watching The Smurfs and Scooby-Doo.
I was drinking beer the entire time,
like twelve Coronas with salt and lime!

don't forget this is PG13
not for us too make such a scene
when its late at night
we can do what we like

i do what i like , tell me what you like and ill do it too
want me to make you lunch and clean your shoes
any way i gotta go now, try not to miss me when im gone
i hope this thread will carry on and on and on and on

My name is chickinmeat i can not spell
I have learnt since then so all is well
Meet you at the corner pick you up at 7
Wear your best dress and i'll take you to heaven!

Heaven thats where angels are
high above the clouds with star
down in hell they scream and wail
but ill probably end up in jail

Gonna see House Wax this week, for sure I will
I really really hope Paris Hilton gets KILLED
I really hate my remote control.
Buying a new remote is my new goal.

back to what you said, i hope she gets killed as well
that would be fun to see her die and rot in hell
if she survives that would really suck
have u seen her 'video' where she gets Fudged

The real question is who has not seen it.
Everyone in America was exposed to this sh**
I also really hope she dies
And I really hope they cut her eyes.

cut her eyes and fill them with melted candle
cut her eyes open with a knife holding the handle???
That film wont be out in Britain for a while
i really hope that Paris Hilton die(s)

Nah, just burn her alive for hours at a stake
Her titties would explode because they obviously fake.
The movie looks really really swell.
I hope Paris Hilton gets trapped forever in a wax shell.

Paris Hilton is thin like a rake
if you touched her im sure that she would brake
put her in a a wax shell and toss her into space
again, we'll never have to see her Fugly face

school really sucks, i think its like a jail
the food really sucks, i wish i was on bail
but thats where im stuck
no one really gives a F***

Paris Hilton is a filthy stinking ho
The nerve she has for making a suckass show
Throw into space and into a black hole
What ever god created her is a real ass****

iv never kicked a guy in the crotch
im sure that it would hurt lots and lots
the pain would be hard to describe
he balls would retreat up inside

Don't ever kick a guy in the pelvis
The testicles will shrivel and die just like Elvis
The pain no man should ever feel
Except maybe Shaquille O Neal

Originally posted by Draco69
Paris Hilton is a filthy stinking ho
The nerve she has for making a suckass show
Throw into space and into a black hole
What ever god created her is a real ass****


Laughing my a55 off that was hilarious
cant laugh to much il get delarious
you really must hate that Plastic Hilton B!tch
i know she wont be on your Christmas list!

Originally posted by Draco69
DA RULES: FOUR LINES PER POST. AS MANY POSTS AS YOU WANT BUT KEEP IT AT FOUR LINES. MAKE IT SHORT. EACH LINE HAS TO RHYME WITH THE NEXT (if anybody uses orange I swear to God..) INCLUDING THE PRIOR POST.

I'll start (don't count on me for orignality)

Achem....(music starts)

Every single night the same arrangement, I sit and type and type.
Here at KMC I'm so addicted all I can do is mope and gripe.
I wish I had didn't have so many finals so I could be happy.
But alas I have nine papers so everythings' pretty crappy.

NEXT!
cool thread

I hate blonde bimbos like her and Jessica Simpson
Shooting them dead would be really fun
They don't deserve to breath Earth's air
Sending them to hell would be lovely affair.

laughing my a55 of once more
seriously you've got me rolling on the floor
thats why its taken me so long to reply
if i laugh any harder i swear i might die

Take your time, please don't die
This thread is barren without you, I don't lie
Everyone else get off your a$$ and sing
Much orignality and creativity one can bring.

there was a little monkey
running through the country
fell down a dark hole
hit its little a**hole

Sorry I must go and study for a test that must be aced without a hitch
God in heaven my sociology teacher's a real b****
I must also type some reports which really sucks
If I don't do well I really f***ed

Later Draco, come back soon or ill be alone
i'll try to carry on, on my own
i can't grantee i'll keep it clean
muhuwhahahahahahahaha hee hee

iv been abandoned, left on my own
in this stupid thread, im all alone
Even the maker has gone away
i might come back , but i wont stay

i am here, don't you worry
fix me up a delicious curry
i'll sit down ahd enjoy my meal
while you tell me how you feel

you are here so now i am fine
and iv just finished a bottle of wine
make you a curry? do i look like your wife
get away from me im holding a pointy knife

this thread has been forgotten
itstarting to smell rotten
im going out of my way
to take onto the the first page

I had a really boring class
And now I'm sitting on me a$$
My rhymes really suck
But I obviously don't give a f***

I feel like sh*t today,
I can't fix it anyway,
That's all I have to say,
And how was your day?

my day was sh*t too
but i didnt have to go to skool
so i stayed home, and i was bored
cant find a word that rhyms with bored

Today I have textbooks to sell
If they give my bad prices they can burn in hell.
I have to clean up my dorm.
Better hurry up look it's gonna storm

Storm, played by Halle berry was rubbish
she didnt do her justice
all she did was 'White her eyes'
and bring a few lighting bolts from the sky

Halle Berry is overrated
Although in Swordfish many boys desires were sated.
As Catwoman Halle Berry did suck
When I saw the outfit I said

CAtwoman, what a crock
the only thing missing was a c*ck
that would have stopped me from sleeping
she was terrible and the plot was misleading (?)(?)

Catwoman should not wear belts
When I saw the mask my eyes started to melt
The plot was boring and the villain was lame
Poor Halle Berry what a shame.

i like Halle but that film really sucked
i have Jlo whoes only famous for her butt
that isnt real but was achieved by surgery
she thinks she can sing but she cant he he