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i just accidently cut one of my sofa chairs with a katana its a very slim cut and its about two inches long and noticaeable. how do i fix it!?

help me before i ****in blow my brains out!!!

Put a pillow over it.

Um, sew it up? Then use sandpaper.

use the same sword to kill everyone else in the house, they'll never notice the damage once their heads are lopped off

(that was a joke btw! )

needle, cotton and loop it throught repeatedly pulling it tight every so oftern, then tie it in a knot at the end and cut the remaining string off

Originally posted by Baylin
use the same sword to kill everyone else in the house, they'll never notice the damage once their heads are lopped off

(that was a joke btw! )

It's good you used that disclaimer with this crowd.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
It's good you used that disclaimer with this crowd.

Yeah you never know what these KMC crazed teens will do doh

destroy the evedience and get rid of the couch

thanks Demarthal and Tired Hiker. ill try doing that. any suggestions on how to make it less visable?(just now i switched the chair with one thats almost exactly identacal but and covered it up with a blanket but i dont know how long that'll last)

and i hope all of you who are trying to turn this thing into a big joke get cancer and die!

What the hell were doing playing around with a friggin katana anyway?


Put duct tape on it. Then find an identical material to sew it back on.

why were you messin with a katana in the house?

thats not helping matters idiot!

and yes, im going to put duct tape on a sofa chair...when its in the middle of the damn living room!

seriously why were you messing with a katana in the house if you have pets i bet if you cared you would think differently about your actions

i asked for help not for preaching.

Well....You're f***ed then. I would just fess up. I've learned that hiding a bad thing just increases the punishments.

yep defintely fess up cause if your parents found out youd probably get your ass beat better not to lie

i know...i know...

but i rather get the shit beaten out of me rather than be verbally abused again.

wtf are you talkin about you gettin abused i would run away if thats the way you mean it lol

Turn over the cushin.

Yep, I say sew it up.

tis better to confess and take the rap

I burnt a hole in my bedroom carpet when I was about 14 and managed to hide it for about 3 months before my mum and dad found it - boy did I get a proper roasting! cry

I must admit if I'm forced to practice in the house I use my bokken!

Originally posted by Shaggy2dope
wtf are you talkin about you gettin abused i would run away if thats the way you mean it lol

im just so tired of always being put down for how worthless i am. i'd love to take a few punches than always feel like shit.

Well if they say anything, just go "Holy shit! How did that get there."

...and blame it on the cat?

Yeah, why not? Do you have a cat? Make two more cuts on either side of the one you already made

that was sarcasm...


...i dont believe it ...this has to be one of my most darkest moments and yet you all laugh it up as a goddamn joke!

Originally posted by TrAnCeDuO
that was sarcasm...


...i dont believe it ...this has to be one of my most darkest moments and yet you all laugh it up as a goddamn joke!

thats because i find your situation funny and very similar to something i once did

I KNOW it was sarcasm, but you COULD blame it on the cat.

Hey Trance, you can also try to super glue it closed by squirting some glue between the slit, then scrape the excess glue with a scraper, like a dust pan or something. Then, if you can find matching paint, lightly dab some paint to hide the texture of the glue. Ink might work too.

thats crazy enough to work but i dont know where i can find some superglue thats clear and not eye-catching

Spread an Afghan or blanket over it. Walk away whistling. whistling

Just no matter what, deny that it was your fault, and claim you have no idea how it happened.

Find a bum. Kill him with the Katana. Drag his corpse to the couch (make sure you don't get blood on anything but the couch or it will show that he was killed and dragged there). Position him so that it looks like you stabbed through him and into the couch. When your parents get home, explain that he broke into your house and attacked you. You stabbed him in self defense and cut the couch. The couch will be the least of their worries.

btw: Don't get so offended that people find the situation funny. Heck, I've ripped my couch too.

Originally posted by TrAnCeDuO
i know...i know...

but i rather get the shit beaten out of me rather than be verbally abused again. Considering you have a Katana, I dont think People are in the position to Beat the shit out of you.

Originally posted by Myth

btw: Don't get so offended that people find the situation funny. Heck, I've ripped my couch too.

Mist is right, I cut up couches with my katana all the time.

By Jove there isnt a day that goes by where I dont cut up my couches.

I thought I was the only one who cut up my couch with a kantana!

Seriously tho...I'd sew it. If you take your time and do it right, your parents prolly won't even know it.

Hms..>Super glue.

um..if you tell they might take your katana away, and that won't be nice soo...just dont tell?