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I'd do anything for a meatball sub right now!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I'd do anything for a meatball sub right now!

Would you lick a gorillas ball sack?

I'd do anything for food at all right now.

I forgot to eat dinner.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I'd do anything for food at all right now.

I forgot to eat dinner. Go eat some

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Would you lick a gorillas ball sack? Yes, but it better be the best ****ing sub I've ever had

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Go eat some

That means I have to do dishes, then I have to cook.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
That means I have to do dishes, then I have to cook. Eat like candy or ice cream or chips, or order a pizza

There's no company within 50 miles to order a pizza from, I have no candy, or chips.

Go out to the store? Go out to a restaurant? Eat some food in the house?

Store is closed, restaurant is closed, and the food in my house sucks.

Ill mail you a sandwhich lance...

McDonalds, or another fast food place?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
McDonalds, or another fast food place?

We only have one fast food place within 30 miles of where my apartment is...McDonald's, they close at 10 pm, it's midnight right now.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
We only have one fast food place within 30 miles of where my apartment is...McDonald's, they close at 10 pm, it's midnight right now. Do you have anything to eat at your house?

I decided to make Mac & Cheese.

sweet