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one was the mighty terror of erebor

one lived by the sea

who would win this mighty battle


my money is on puff.....handbags at dawn!

puff puff puff!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woo!!!!!!!
he rules..........

Puff cuz he would blind smag with smoke

You know some theorize that the song "puff the magic dragon" was not about a dragon at all...

...in fact it was about the usage of drugs...Illegal ones !

Dun dun dunnnnnnnn

OMG!!!!


Tune in next week, for something even more shocking than AD ruining a timless kids song by adulterating it.....

yes i heard it was specifically pot and in more pg rated versions legal cigarettes

I didn't ruin it...that is the truth...listen to the words man....

Puff, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee

Little Jackie Paper
Loved that rascal Puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax
And other fancy stuff. Oh!

Puff, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee

Puff, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee

Together they would travel
On a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched
On Puff's gigantic tail

Noble kings and princes
Would bow whene'er they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag
When Puff roared out his name. Oh!

Puff, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee

A dragon lives forever
But not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings
Make way for other toys.

One grey night it happened,
Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon,
He ceased his fealess roar.

His head was bent in sorrow,
Green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play
Along the cherry lane.

Without his life-long friend,
Puff could not be brave,
So Puff that mighty dragon
Sadly slipped into his cave. Oh!

(Sing Chorus Softly)

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee

(Sing Chorus Loudly)

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee

lol so he shouted PUFF at pirates *looks at jack sparrow* he was onto something !

didnt they make a kids show about puff and jakie paper

If you were looking for the Opportune moment Mate....that was it !

Why yes they did !

And all the stoners...or druggies used to watch the show and get a hoot out of it....

lol, im rather worried that AD knows all this

My Dad actually told me about it...I don't know from personal experience...but my parents were products of the 60's...and I am sure they both took a hit from the magic dragon a few times...


...probably explains as to why I am the way that I am !

lol!

well my parents weren't of the 60's but lets just say if i want to get hooked up all i have to do is walk into a surtent closet

puff would defienitly put up a good fight

he would kick some total ass

Okay...so where is this conv. going ????

well puff, being a puff,who likes the occasional puff...would be up for peace

ummmm... either to puff being about drugs or puff kicking some serious ass
right now it could go either way

i stil think that puff would win.......... if he wasnt too out of it......... i had heard that the song was about drugs too, but its all good

he would win because smaug would get lung cancer from the passive smoking even if smaug did kick his ass.

lung cancers not funny, even if used in the same sentence as big pink dragons

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no i will edit lol.

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stupid rule!

anyway, i was being serious i hate people smoking...no need for it all they do is kill themselves and people around them slowly

its a good one actually, because if someone said something harsh to me they couldnt edit it anymore.....although some people *cough* like to edit their posts and delete mine in an argument

ohhh does sauron not like one of the mods?


and yea i spose it's good for that reason.

I used to be a smoker, so I am sure you would hate me...but hey, no skin off my nose !

Though something to keep in mind that it is an addiction...actually the strongest addiction out there...Nicotine ! So these people are not killing themselves because they want to...they have the addiction and that is stronger...

but exactly how did we get to a PSA ( public sevice announcement ) about smoking on this thread ???

lol dunno anyway i still say puff because smaug would get stoned on the fumes and puff would be used to them by now

Dude !!! Do you Puff the Magic Dragon ??? Sounds like you have this hangup about getting stoned and smoking...

nah joints are 3 times worse that ciggarrets so i dislike them also, but all my friends are or should i say ex-friends are stoners.

actually iheard pot clears up stuff from your lungs that ciggs put in

still not worth taking

Yeah, good idea to get rid of friends just because they have an addiction...

...must not have liked Queen either !

tis a lie sauron lol, like in the turn of the century they said smoking was good for you lol.

yeah but thats when women had to be stick thin or they were thrown into the sea

and smoking makes you thin.....

Umm, I beg to differ...smoking does not make you thin. I have seen plenty of abundant people that smoke.

it's their own fault for having the addiction, you dont get hooked after one cig its not coke, and excuse me if i don't like the thought of inhaling someone's smoke.

it does AD it takes away your appetite,

I don't like the idea of inhaling someone elses smoke either...but just becuase a friend of mine smoked, does not mean that I am going to not be friends with them anymore.

And how would you know that after using Coke one time you get addicted...do you speak from personal experience ??? You a Coke Head ?

and stunts your growth.

i never stopped being their friend they stopped being mine cause i wouldn't smoke, and no i was told in a drugs discussion at school.

Well I have never tried Coke or anything remotely harmful to my body aside from Nicotine...

...but I kicked that habit and I did it cold turkey. I just stopped smoking one day cause I was sick of it. It is a horrible addiction and does a lot more than must stunt ones growth !

indeed it does

lol i have lennon on now

and a line just came through as i was reading this

so here

is the message from beyond the grave

Everybody's smoking and no one's getting high
Everybody's flying and never touch the sky
There's a UFO over New York and I ain't too surprised

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
L S D

LSD ! Oh yeah !!!!!

Im still undecided

im thinking smaug

Smaug

Puff TMD is a song about a disgarded toy.

it wasn't written about drugs... it was written by them!!!
much like white rabbit.

"dragon" is often used as a euphamism for opium. so if it is a drug song, it's not about pot...

Poor naive AD.

I've tried everything out there!
No....those were bad times....
And Thorondor, you are obviously a fool if you say you won't get addicted from one puff!
You can.....

But-I'm clean ALL year round......except for some pot once in a while



Smaug would win in a battle......
BUT NOT AGAINST PUFF!

Mmm.....Opium......

Puff would kick smaugs ass.