Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

It started off innocently enough.I get drunk tuesday night and stay drunk through wednesday.Me and my two buddies take a cruise in the jeep with the top down.
JR,the driver of this trip,informs me and my buddy Bill about this little creek trail he knows that we can take and just ride around.
So after about 45 minutes we finaly get their.Bill gets out of the jeep to piss and me and JR go down this small hill into the creek,leaving bill on the side of the dirt road.(we should of thought more about that huge white house with the two supescious people watching us)



We go across this small stream and go up another hill.
On both sides of this field if a very thick wooded area.You couldn't see it from the road at all.(little did we know it at that moment but we had landed in a marijuana field!).
They were sprouting every were!probably five acres easy.
I tell JR."we need to get out of here.There's probably a crazy ass farmer who's gonna try to kill us.
Me and him end up turniing around and going back into the stream.
Much to are horror, we see a scary image returing to the stream.
At the hill were we left bill, we see are good friend Bill holding his head and yelling realy loud.We then see another figure with a huge ass dog acting wildly.
This guy (later dubbed the incredible inbred),was holding a huge ass rock in his hand and was looming over Bill.

what was on the sandwich?

did u guys take some marijuaina?

Me and JR watch bill stray off back onto the stray road and this inbred hick of nature comes after us.JR grabs the shifter and gets ready to run over this sick bastard!
For some reason, however,JR doesn't run over him but allows him to get next to the jeep.(I don't know why but my adrenaline wasn't even pumping.Realy never does though until something major happens but at the time i didn't see much of a threat).


He starts cussing.Most of it we couldn't make out though.Only,"you little bastards in my field!This guy had no upper teeth and his eyes were disformed.JR throws off his hat and sun glasses confronting him.They exchange some words and then me and the inbred exchange some words.He then informs us his buddy is up above the stream and if we try anything we are getting shot.I started to worry a little,mainly about bill.I thought the gun thing might have been a bluff but whatever.
We found their field and they were pissed.
Jr floors it and we get out of their.This guy was on some serious drugs to.I mean some serious shit.We find bill and get him and get the hell out of their.

I am being completely serious.
It was messed up.

No we didin't take any.We are drug free.

just like a good horror movie!...awww

Wow... that does sound like it was really messed up

It was weird.
Their are true backwards hicks out their.
Yeah it was like a horror movie in a way.
It was kind of funny though seeing bill yelling out,hurry lets get the f#$k outta here!

do you guys even know where you were?

yeah.JR knows the exact spot.Later my cousin said we need to go back and realy **** with their minds

Lol, you do that then

Originally posted by mr.smiley
yeah.JR knows the exact spot.Later my cousin said we need to go back and realy **** with their minds

u should
i would

I want to.I hope they do to.
It's either take matters into are own hands or call the cops.

we past a cop though and he flick his light on for a brief second and then turned them off.
Might have been a mistake or maybe he was in on it.

I still can't belive it actualy happend!
Inbred hicks growing pot and terrorizing youths!

i'd probably bring some ammunition before i'd go back there again

do you mind if i tell what happened to me a year ago..

I though about it.
At least a stun gun or a tranqulizier gun if i find one.
They hold a gunshow every weekend not even three minutes from my house

Go right ahead.

Yes, tell us what happened!

My day was slightly ****ed up.

I got a call saying I have to move today, I wasn't even nearly finished packing all of my things and they wanted me moved today. It puts me at an inconvenience since I will be off the net for a while and without a phone.

I didn't move shit though, .

This afternoon I was hanging around with some co-workers and I am ****ing wasted at the moment. I drank like 4 or 5 beers in a short time span. I'm coming off of the buzz, but I'm still tipsy.

We got into a big ass water balloon fight too, lots of fun.

Ha!

were's guitar bunnys story?

Dunno... Sounds like fun there Ken, lol.

Originally posted by Coldfire
Dunno... Sounds like fun there Ken, lol.

Lots of fun, drinking with friends, listening to some good music.

Couldn't have asked for a better time to hang out.

it's always fun.
especialy when someone pukes on your friends wifes daughters bed!

Originally posted by mr.smiley
it's always fun.
especialy when someone pukes on your friends wifes daughters bed!

We're all under the age of 25, so none of us has kids.

One of the guys' wife was flirting with everyone though, just for fun. She wanted to grab my ass. Then she got smacked on the ass with a sandal and it left a big red mark. She had to go and say she wasn't wearing panties too. Not the kind of thing you say in front of a bunch of guys and you're the only female.

awesome.
Parties with chicks are great.

Not too many people were there, just about 7 of us. I hate big parties, I feel uncomfortable. But smaller ones while just hanging out are lots of fun.

About maybe a year and a half ago my cousin died in a motorcycle accident so i went to Puerto Rico for his furniral. i met up with a couple of other friends at the church where my other uncle Sammy had warned me about a few grave keepers at the cemetery (right next to the church) had been accused of some things, at first i thought he was joking. Me my cousin and a few of her friends were chilling in the back of the church and one of her friends said that maybe we should look around the cemetery. i was in because i have a weird fedish for death. so as we were going i notice that some one was watching us and i pointed it out to my cousin, she told me that i was scared and that i was too young but i was like forget it. we got deeper in to the cemetery when one of the guys started to play pranks.
i got mad at them so they stopped for a while. One of them started to run around like an idiot and yelled in spanish, "come and get me Grim Reaper!" we laughed the my cousin saw a figure running towards us she looked back and saw a middle age man with a shovel in his hand yelling, "Get out of the cemetery or i'll beat you".
Raphael (cousin's friend) fingered him and the guy got instantly pissed.
he came to us like a bull and was trying to swing the shovel at Raphael so we all started to haul ass and run the hell out of there. I tripped over a tomb stone and hit the ground hard. i tried to get up but my knee hurt sooooooo bad and so did my face. My cousin helped pick me up. When most of us got back to the church we couldn't find Raphael, Ricardo and Jasmine so we all were scared!
a few hours passed and it was about to be midnight when they finally came. it appears when the guy threw the shovel to hit Rapael he actually hit Jasmine on the back and she had a huge bruise with a scratch on it. We still couldn't find the dude but his ex-wife(another grave keeper) was there and people were cursing her out swearing that if they found the guy they'd kill him
it's been a year and they still haven't found him...too bad

^^^
oh that's my story

Yeah, small parties are definitely better.

that was crazy guitar bunny!

small pary,big party?
depends on how drunk i am

Whoa, that WAS crazy!!!

We shall start are own team of crazy adventurers that go out and encounter crazy shit.

the next reality show.I see it now

me 2

n e one got a story to tell...?

let me think.
Well let me ask you all a question.
Have you ever had that thing happen to you were you wake up and can't move?

Nope, don't do that kind of crazy stuff yet...

On the reality show we must call eachother by are screen names on this forum

It sucks man.
A lot a weird shit like that happens to me

Originally posted by mr.smiley
let me think.
Well let me ask you all a question.
Have you ever had that thing happen to you were you wake up and can't move?

i've once woken up but couldn't open my eyes and when i tried to talk my voice was really low
is that pretty close?

Originally posted by mr.smiley
It sucks man.
A lot a weird shit like that happens to me

you're not the only one...

hey that's messed up.
That happen to me too!
I kept saying to myself if my eyes didn't open I was going to die.
Eventualy I got them open though.

me 2

wonder what causes that?
maybe we would have died or something.

Awww that sucks -patpat-

maybe
i appreciate that Coldfire..lol

the theme to the x files strangley starts to play.
then smiley looks up and says------------------------

*blinks* lol...

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!

bananas!
the truth is bananas!

Yes, the truth is bananas

ha.
those bastard can't stop us for long.

DON DON DON....to be continued

They tried to kick me off the case.
Hell,those sick bastards even hid my porn.
The bottom line is I will stop bananas.whether or not i'm officialy on this case.