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i need a girlfriend who lives near me. i live in the uk in newcastle and i'm 17 5foot something like alsorts apart from heuights and i have dark hair and blue eyes and my names steven.

when you need a girlfriend stand up from your computer and go out in the real world...

I agree with Arbina

i've tried that but no one seems to like me they just look at me then turn away thats why i've done this on here to get diesel fans attention

maybe you shouldve adressed this thread to her then
...
or pmd her?

i've tried to but she hasn't noticed yet oh hi misha

oh ok!!

hey hun how are ya?

i'm fine are you huni bunch alright?

thats good to hear!
whatve you been up to?

work and school and fun how about you huni bunch

school mainly ... nothing too exciting!

Originally posted by badboy2004
i need a girlfriend who lives near me. i live in the uk in newcastle and i'm 17 5foot something like alsorts apart from heuights and i have dark hair and blue eyes and my names steven.

ummmmmmmm......... why dont u go and get 1?

*ahem*

tried

Originally posted by badboy2004
tried

Not trying hard enough my friend.Look in there eyes,listen 2 them,pretend u dont just want 2 get them in bed,find shit u guy's have in common.......work on that. Trust me I learnt the hard way 2.but dont look for love on A stupid computer man.CASE CLOSED

ok but this os another way to find someone

Yeah, except on here everyone will just think you're an idiot looking for attention. But since you've been here a while, people don't really think that.

thats right but i am not looking for attention i am just looking for a girl to step forward to be with me and i mean a girl that lives in Newcastle in the uk because thats where i live i don't want to have to travel far to find the right girl so if a girl could step forward i would be delighted for example diesel fan.

Originally posted by Arbina
when you need a girlfriend stand up from your computer and go out in the real world...

I agree there. And not to be rude but dont advertise it over the internet, that symbolizes some desperatism No offense.

i know thats why i done it for

Advertising for a gf over the internet isnt a good idea in the first place. It really gets you nowhere. Havent you payed any attention to all these stalkers and hackers and men just looking for someone to rape or kill? I mean KMC people are trustworthy and nice ppl but im just sayin.....

does diesal fan live where you are?

yeah where do you live again faye

Originally posted by badboy2004
i need a girlfriend who lives near me. i live in the uk in newcastle and i'm 17 5foot something like alsorts apart from heuights and i have dark hair and blue eyes and my names steven. try looking for one IRL

Originally posted by badboy2004
i need a girlfriend who lives near me. i live in the uk in newcastle and i'm 17 5foot something like alsorts apart from heuights and i have dark hair and blue eyes and my names steven.

You will find one keep looking!JM

well she likes me too

who?

dizz

good for you.
so why this thread?

i don't know it was the first thing to come into my head

this isnt love connection people.

I had a girlfriend once

I'll say what I've said before....despite the fact that it seems like it, KMC is not a dating service

Don't go looking for love, let it find you.

Originally posted by Lana
I'll say what I've said before....despite the fact that it seems like it, KMC is not a dating service

Don't go looking for love, let it find you.

...it's wonderful when it happens and you don't see it coming

it kinda hurts though

yeah...it hurts alot..when you cant be with someone who you love..

Originally posted by Fionnuala
...it's wonderful when it happens and you don't see it coming

Yup

Originally posted by Fionnuala
yeah...it hurts alot..when you cant be with someone who you love..

I know....it's horrible.....

Originally posted by Lana
Yup



I know....it's horrible.....

'tis..especially when they are in another time zone altogether...and you don't see a way of meeting that person

Originally posted by Fionnuala
'tis..especially when they are in another time zone altogether...and you don't see a way of meeting that person

Or another country.

Though I DID get to meet him a couple months ago

it sucks even more when theyre right near you and you know you just cant be with them

Originally posted by Lana
Or another country.

Though I DID get to meet him a couple months ago

you did?? ..wow thats so cool..and amazing..you're very lucky

Originally posted by a1hsauce
it sucks even more when theyre right near you and you know you just cant be with them

that would suck....why?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
you did?? ..wow thats so cool..and amazing..you're very lucky

Thanks I'd been looking forward to it for the better part of a year....and it finally happened....was the best week and a half of my life....

I've never experienced love....

Oh well... One day... confused

Originally posted by Lana
Thanks I'd been looking forward to it for the better part of a year....and it finally happened....was the best week and a half of my life....

wow.hug i want to do it cry ...what did your parents think of it?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
wow.hug i want to do it cry ...what did your parents think of it?

I went over my spring break...they were slightly paranoid and worried, but as far as they knew (at the time) I was just going to visit friends. But as I'm 19 I really didn't need my mom's permission to go And I had always wanted to go to England anyway, and I have family there (who I met and stayed with for a couple days). Was awesome hug

Originally posted by Lana
I went over my spring break...they were slightly paranoid and worried, but as far as they knew (at the time) I was just going to visit friends. But as I'm 19 I really didn't need my mom's permission to go And I had always wanted to go to England anyway, and I have family there (who I met and stayed with for a couple days). Was awesome hug

oh right...good plan..sneaky..

Originally posted by Lana
I went over my spring break...they were slightly paranoid and worried, but as far as they knew (at the time) I was just going to visit friends. But as I'm 19 I really didn't need my mom's permission to go And I had always wanted to go to England anyway, and I have family there (who I met and stayed with for a couple days). Was awesome hug
You got to meet Ush.

whos ush

Yeah she did We missed her sooo much when she was gone.

i need a real g/f

same here

Stand up. Walk out of the door. Talk to someone.

i've tried but it dosen't seem to work

i have a serious question:
how to get a real life boyfriend?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
this isnt love connection people.

Originally posted by Clovie
i have a serious question:
how to get a real life boyfriend? well...you could always call me and i'd be there in a jiffy...flirt

Originally posted by Fionnuala
yeah...it hurts alot..when you cant be with someone who you love..
"...A building gets torched
All that is left is ashes
I used to think that was true about everything
Families, friends, feelings
But now I know that sometimes
If love proves real
2 people were meant to be together
Nothing can keep them apart..."

i said real life cry
and i know you would hug

Originally posted by dark1365
You got to meet Ush.



Originally posted by badboy2004
whos ush

Ushgarak, one of the mods here

Originally posted by Imaginary
Yeah she did We missed her sooo much when she was gone.

Awww, you guys did? blushing

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
"...A building gets torched
All that is left is ashes
I used to think that was true about everything
Families, friends, feelings
But now I know that sometimes
If love proves real
2 people were meant to be together
Nothing can keep them apart..."

..that's lovely...hug thanks..

Originally posted by Clovie
i said real life cry
and i know you would hug
Hmm ?s to ask yourself

Am I intimidating?
Are my standards unrealistic?
What do I want in a relationship?
What type of guys do I attract?
Am I willing to compromise?

That should help... I hope
Originally posted by Fionnuala
..that's lovely...hug thanks..
aww hug

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
Hmm ?s to ask yourself

Am I intimidating?
Are my standards unrealistic?
What do I want in a relationship?
What type of guys do I attract?
Am I willing to compromise?

That should help... I hope yes
yes
stability, love, and caring
rthe ones i don't find atractive most probably or none at all
i don't know.


it doesn't help

Originally posted by Clovie
yes
yes
stability, love, and caring
rthe ones i don't find atractive most probably or none at all
i don't know.


it doesn't help
Hey!! You have to stay positive. Confidence is very attractive. Smile and keep your head up!!

but then they're staring at me cry

Originally posted by badboy2004
i need a girlfriend who lives near me. i live in the uk in newcastle and i'm 17 5foot something like alsorts apart from heuights and i have dark hair and blue eyes and my names steven. The fact that you do not have a girl friend does not surprise me Steven. If you think for one moment this thread is going to work in getting you a girl friend, you're in for a sad let down. KMC is not a dating service...nor should be treated like one. You come on here and act like a complete wanker and then expect to advertise for a girl friend? you silly little boy. Grow up some more and learn to respect woman for what we are and I dont mean for the warm body you want to shag.

Originally posted by Clovie
but then they're staring at me cry
aren't they already staring cuz ur beautiful?

anyways maybe your trying too hard. The one thing about love..you have to learn to be patient.

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
aren't they already staring cuz ur beautiful?

anyways maybe your trying too hard. The one thing about love..you have to learn to be patient. i don't know why are they


i'm not trying at all. i resignated some time ago.

Originally posted by Clovie
i don't know why are they


i'm not trying at all. i resignated some time ago.
Why'd you give up the hunt for some man meat?
el amor no se puede abandonar
Are there any potentials?

Originally posted by Clovie
i said real life cry
and i know you would hug awww....clover

you don't need a bf clovie...after all, they're messy and you've got to clean up after them...they stink up the place if you leave alone when you go to the store....they belch they fart and overall they're just disgusting....

Originally posted by Clovie
was... but not anymore

I would like to quote a very intelligent individual....


ME (who did you think I was talking about?)

"...Just like I knew nothing would be the same after meeting you, I know that nothing will be the same without you..."

What happened Clovie?

nothing..i liked him and he didn't like me back. end of story.

Originally posted by Clovie
nothing..i liked him and he didn't like me back. end of story.

do you know it for sure?...maybe he likes you and is to shy to tell you or something?

Originally posted by Clovie
nothing..i liked him and he didn't like me back. end of story.
Do you always see things so black and white?

Originally posted by Clovie
nothing..i liked him and he didn't like me back. end of story. what's not to like... obviously he's a fool clove and not worth your time....hug

very funny sheelie i was thinking of that already

hi sexy clovie

hi steve

hey clovie

hello glenn

u alright clovie and hi glenn

how ya doin bb

i'm fine

"The fact that you do not have a girl friend does not surprise me Steven. If you think for one moment this thread is going to work in getting you a girl friend, you're in for a sad let down. KMC is not a dating service...nor should be treated like one. You come on here and act like a complete wanker and then expect to advertise for a girl friend? you silly little boy. Grow up some more and learn to respect woman for what we are and I dont mean for the warm body you want to shag."

that is some colllllllllld shi*.....
poor guy just wants some companionship...I can relate...what he doesn't need is some hardass **** given him greif about the craptacular situation he's in already.....so LAY....OFF.......

thanx

what you been upto then bb

not much

no problem...

ok then

Originally posted by Clovie
yes, why?
Things aren't always so black and white. We sometimes see things the way we want to. Perception is very devious indeed.

I like to believe that everything happens for a reason. I also feel that fate can only take you so far and whatever happens next is up to you.

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
Things aren't always so black and white. We sometimes see things the way we want to. Perception is very devious indeed.

I like to believe that everything happens for a reason. I also feel that fate can only take you so far and whatever happens next is up to you. i believe that everything happens for a reason.
but i still don't understand why my way of seeing things is to be wrong

Originally posted by Clovie
i believe that everything happens for a reason.
but i still don't understand why my way of seeing things is to be wrong
I never said that I thought ur understanding of the situation was wrong, but ... nvm.

How are you today right now in this moment?

okay


right now in this particulr moment....i'm...hmm.happy

Originally posted by badboy2004
very funny sheelie i was thinking of that already Ooo...Im sorry...was that mistaken as humor ...Ill try better next time to make you understand.

Originally posted by Clovie
okay


right now in this particulr moment....i'm...hmm.happy
I'm glad. There's no reason not to be. So what has your spirits so high today?

Dude, u must be desperate!

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
I'm glad. There's no reason not to be. So what has your spirits so high today? nothing. i actually have reasons not to be so happy

it would cheer up everyone.
if only it was said seriously cry

Am I only making things worse?

naah.
just it is exactly what i would like to hear from someone who WOULD really love me and who i would love as well.
especially that last part about everything's gonna be fine cry

aww clovie... why can't you believe in these words now?

everything WILL be fine.. trust me

i know it will be fine.
but i'm impatient bag

I used to be that way

and now you are...?

I am patient. Sure being in a loving committed relationship is nice (and that's what I want) but I dont let not being in one get me down. I do have weak moments when I find myself reminiscing on the loves of the past, but I remember that the best is only yet to come and whatever is next for me has to be something close to heaven. I would rather wait for a long lasting relationship than settle for anything less.

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
I am patient. Sure being in a loving committed relationship is nice (and that's what I want) but I dont let not being in one get me down. I do have weak moments when I find myself reminiscing on the loves of the past, but I remember that the best is only yet to come and whatever is next for me has to be something close to heaven. I would rather wait for a long lasting relationship than settle for anything less. at the risk of being random and saying I dont know you...that is very profound its a shame others dont think the same way.

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
I am patient. Sure being in a loving committed relationship is nice (and that's what I want) but I dont let not being in one get me down. I do have weak moments when I find myself reminiscing on the loves of the past, but I remember that the best is only yet to come and whatever is next for me has to be something close to heaven. I would rather wait for a long lasting relationship than settle for anything less.

touched..thats so beautiful...

Originally posted by shellie
at the risk of being random and saying I dont know you...that is very profound its a shame others dont think the same way.

Bleh...it's sappy.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Bleh...it's sappy. Oh shut the hell up and call steve a dumbass..it'll make you feel better!

and if you dont need to feel better...do it for me? please?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
touched..thats so beautiful...



I completely agree with you.

Originally posted by shellie
Oh shut the hell up and call steve a dumbass..it'll make you feel better!

and if you dont need to feel better...do it for me? please?

Steve is a dumbass?

It's just...so.... obvious.... *shrugs* I dunno....needless to say.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Steve is a dumbass?

It's just...so.... obvious.... *shrugs* I dunno....needless to say. fine dont do it...see if i care

Originally posted by shellie
fine dont do it...see if i care

Dimwit, I'm not talking about THAT! I KNOW Steve is a dumbass....I caught on to who you meant.

I meant the sappy shit. It appears to be too hard an attempt.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Dimwit, I'm not talking about THAT! I KNOW Steve is a dumbass....I caught on to who you meant.

I meant the sappy shit. It appears to be too hard an attempt. Ooooohhh ok, yeah steve is a dumbass

and I see your point

still nice though

Originally posted by shellie
Ooooohhh ok, yeah steve is a dumbass

and I see your point

still nice though



Nice, sure. but an obvious attempt at TRYING to look nice. It's transparent.

Originally posted by shellie
Ooooohhh ok, yeah steve is a dumbass

and I see your point

still nice though

who's steve and why is he a dumbass?

Originally posted by shellie
at the risk of being random and saying I dont know you...that is very profound its a shame others dont think the same way.
Originally posted by Fionnuala
touched..thats so beautiful...
Originally posted by cindy8219


I completely agree with you.
all of this just for being me

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
all of this just for being me

Ergo, the transparency.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
who's steve and why is he a dumbass? steve is badboy the maker of this thread...and he is a complete wanker

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
all of this just for being me ok thats simply annoying and too much...



Scott > now I really see.

Originally posted by shellie
steve is badboy the maker of this thread...and he is a complete wanker

ok thats simply annoying and too much...



Scott > now I really see.

Wanker. Fi just introduced me to that word.

Yeah, I agree.

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL


quit while your ahead

...

"do you pull me up just to push me down again?"

-"Happy?" Mudvayne

whats a wanker?

Originally posted by Da Moose
Wanker. Fi just introduced me to that word.

Yeah, I agree. tis a great word, very useful

Originally posted by badboy2004
i need a girlfriend who lives near me. i live in the uk in newcastle and i'm 17 5foot something like alsorts apart from heuights and i have dark hair and blue eyes and my names steven.

Trust me, you need a life first.

Originally posted by cindy8219
whats a wanker?

I don't actully have a definition. you'd have to ask Fi.

someone who jacks off

Originally posted by silver_tears
someone who jacks off



Thank you for being so....subtle about that.

Hi Irene!

Originally posted by silver_tears
someone who jacks off

almost..it's also used as an insult to guys in England...just generally if they're being an arse..

Originally posted by silver_tears
someone who jacks off


ok

Originally posted by Mandos
Trust me, you need a life first.

I agree.

If you want a girlfriend who lives near you go out side and get one, yes it is true there is life out side the computer.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
almost..it's also used as an insult to guys in England...just generally if they're being an arse..

Doesn't that cover like, 3/4 of them?

Ok, for the record, THAT was a joke, for anyone who doesn not understand.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
almost..it's also used as an insult to guys in England...just generally if they're being an arse.. exactly and steve is prime example of a wanker...ask him, he'll tell you.

....noooo wait dont ask him...he'll think you want him and ask you for nude pictures of you and put you in his sig and stuff...

Originally posted by Filth
I agree.

If you want a girlfriend who lives near you go out side and get one, yes it is true there is life out side the computer.

fear ..there is?

Originally posted by Filth
I agree.

If you want a girlfriend who lives near you go out side and get one, yes it is true there is life out side the computer.

But then that would mean that he would have to let them see him, and that puts him behind the 8-ball right away.

Originally posted by Da Moose
But then that would mean that he would have to let them see him, and that puts him behind the 8-ball right away.

faintthud i'm shocked..yet amused..

Originally posted by shellie
exactly and steve is prime example of a wanker...ask him, he'll tell you.

....noooo wait dont ask him...he'll think you want him and ask you for nude pictures of you and put you in his sig and stuff...

i don't want to see him naked..or be in his sig cry

Originally posted by Da Moose
But then that would mean that he would have to let them see him, and that puts him behind the 8-ball right away.

i need a sexy girlfriend so badly

Originally posted by Fionnuala
faintthud i'm shocked..yet amused..

I noticed that you fainted.....can I be of any assistance...perhaps, mouth to mouth?

Or not...you know, whatever....I can just like, go stand over here and do, you know...nothing....and stuff....

Originally posted by Da Moose
I noticed that you fainted.....can I be of any assistance...perhaps, mouth to mouth?

Or not...you know, whatever....I can just like, go stand over here and do, you know...nothing....and stuff....

hmmm mouth-to-mouth sounds good

Originally posted by Fionnuala
hmmm mouth-to-mouth sounds good

It does?! Well HELL!

*passes out*

Originally posted by Da Moose
It does?! Well HELL!

*passes out*

does that means it's mymouth-to-yourmouth now??