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does he need robotic crown jewels too? How does he pee in the Vader suit? How long after being burnt did he go for his first dump, and was it sore? I need these question answered please

He uses the force!!! he has no need for a ****

Originally posted by Soda
does he need robotic crown jewels too? How does he pee in the Vader suit? How long after being burnt did he go for his first dump, and was it sore? I need these question answered please



you need to know about vaders genital?




*waves hand*

go home and rethink your life....

very interesting.......... dwell on this...i will not

*waves hand*

You will need to get a life.

well...from a medical perspective, a lot of patients who have operations to remove bowel cancers and such have a tube leading directly from the end of their intestines into a little plastic bag. vader's bag is probably located in his suit somewhere. though this does raise another question...does vader eat?

as for his johnson, a lot of men who have lost their equipment go on to lead happy, fulfilling lives...



not! hahahahahaha

"Burnt tadgers" ...

these interesting topics never cease to amaze me

This is THE most retarded thread on these forums. People need to stop questioning things like this.

Originally posted by kashmircat
well...from a medical perspective, a lot of patients who have operations to remove bowel cancers and such have a tube leading directly from the end of their intestines into a little plastic bag. vader's bag is probably located in his suit somewhere. though this does raise another question...does vader eat?

as for his johnson, a lot of men who have lost their equipment go on to lead happy, fulfilling lives...



not! hahahahahaha

you sure he gets it burnt off? maybe he still has it, but cant.....be happy

there are no toilets in sw, so there is no need to go poopoo or weewee.

case closed.

No toilets in SW? What about that creature in Episode 1 that farts? Fart=need for a shit, hence we have established that characters in the Star Wars Universe do indeed shit, so what do their toilets look like? Like ours? Do the Jedi Council have a bide thingie they can wash their ass in? Does Yoda have little rabbit shits, and are they green also?

Dude, you people are ****ed up.

Originally posted by Soda
No toilets in SW? What about that creature in Episode 1 that farts? Fart=need for a shit, hence we have established that characters in the Star Wars Universe do indeed shit, so what do their toilets look like? Like ours? Do the Jedi Council have a bide thingie they can wash their ass in? Does Yoda have little rabbit shits, and are they green also?

uh...that creature was saying hello....yeah...thats it...



you are messed up.

Originally posted by mtryder
Dude, you people are ****ed up. Not as ****ed as your questions.

This thread is here by sentenced to death by order of lord smoker

With a hot poker up its semi existant bottom.

This thread is... weird

Originally posted by Soda
does he need robotic crown jewels too? How does he pee in the Vader suit? How long after being burnt did he go for his first dump, and was it sore? I need these question answered please

Truly amazing is the mind of a child

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If I followed that rate, I'd have made 1000 threads already.

Best thread ever

any pics?

this is about the gayest thread ever, i mean who really cares if anakin burnt his tradger off?

No. He falls in lava, and a forcefield protects his dong from the intense heat. Vader is essentially a mangled torso, a head, and another head. Now let's discuss what type of deodorant the Jedi use: Old Spice from Kessel or Hoth Froth

It would be cool if the Jedi got like Nike sponsorships and stuff, lightsabers designed by Oakley, Reebok etc...

dude with the ease it is in the star wars universe to replace a hand you honesty don't think you can replace burnt toast with whole wheat bread?

Yeah well this thread says much about the level of intelligence in here.

nah....just the noobs

i am sorry but i think its quite funny. who needs to take everything so seriosley all the time?

you know i actually wondered if vader eats...

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
you know i actually wondered if vader eats...

See! Now that's a good question.











.... I wonder if he prefers light meat or dark meat?

He eats endless supplies of those pears that are insanely easy to cut

I don 't think Vader actually eats

Vader is human, remember? Humans have to eat.

Funny you should ask this question. I've heard that in a small revision made to the script, now instead of saying to Obie-Wan "I HATE YOU!" before he dies, Anakin now says "Damn my DICK IS BEING BURNED OFF!"

no wonder he's so evil.

Did I land in alternative Star Wars forum?

Vader eats ( he takes his helmet off in his chamber; his mouth is not burnt and is accessible around the breathing tubes; if his tadger's burnt (love the Brit terms!), then he sits down and does his thing femme style. I doubt Sidious cared enough about him to rebuild. How did I get locked into this discussion...someone stop me before I think this whole thing through!

Funny thread, but i dont think he even eats, i think he is mainly a robot with a brain... he and Robocop should hook up and do therapy together on this subject...

Moderator's Note

I notice some of you have been reporting this thread, so to let the record be known...

I'm not closing this thread just because it is ridiculous. I find it quite funny and it's a good question, even though it was worded in such a childish way.

Not ALL the threads can be serious and be about new news. Have fun people less than 2 weeks away!!!!!!!1111one!one11!

You know, I have wondered about the eating thing. I mean, remember when Leia and Han run into Vader in Cloud City? And he invites them to eat with him...did they all actually sit around and have dinner together before the torture started?

Maybe they had some of that Blue Milk... Like that $hitty Thread that wont go away

In the Star Wars trilogy DVD set, there is a special feature section that deals with the unfilmed scene in ESB when Vader speaks with Han, Leia, and Lando as they eat. He does not eat in front of them (I don't believe he can live outside of his hyperbaric chamber without his upper helmet on.)

Yeah, i agree about that eating thing. Vader is still human and humans do have to eat. He probaly eats when he is alone.

That, or his hunger for food makes him angry and powers his powers.

*runs away*

There's no way he burnt off his jewels. He still speaks with bass!

Does this thread remind anyone else of Brody's conversation with Stan Lee in "Mallrats"?

Somebody needs a life....

.....Get a girlfriend........

He can't even breathe, he's more machine than man....plus if he can't eat, how can he take a crap?