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OK. SO there is this really annoying girl in my english class. Funky knows what I'm talking about... Aayways I was hoping everyone creativity could kick in and give me some funny ways to possibly kill her! I do not plan on doing so but I just hate her so much!!!

Pour acid chemicals down her anus

say she smells bad...then when she puts some perfume on, light a match and throw it on her

Originally posted by Mist
say she smells bad...then when she puts some perfume on, light a match and throw it on her

perfect

Originally posted by Slayer XxX
Pour acid chemicals down her anus

Do you mean anus as in a$$hole?

no he means anus as in the god of nintendo.

Originally posted by La Vierge
Do you mean anus as in a$$hole?

Well thats the only anus that I can think of. The anus that you discreat human waste from, the anus that you use after eating mexican food, the anus that girls have objects jammed up in it...

I can do it quick and clean if you know what I mean sniper

rig up a catapult under her seat

Originally posted by Slayer XxX
Well thats the only anus that I can think of. The anus that you discreat human waste from, the anus that you use after eating mexican food, the anus that girls have objects jammed up in it...

I repeat that I hate the girl. I am so not about to pull down her pants!

put hair spray in her hair and the set her hair on fire.

Hmm well just make an endless tape of the szenes of Jar Jar Binks in Episode I + II and let here watch it...she should be dead in aboot 5 minutes. Its very cruel though...I don't even think people like Hitler deserve this kind of punishment

Originally posted by Mist
say she smells bad...then when she puts some perfume on, light a match and throw it on her
I like this one
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
I can do it quick and clean if you know what I mean sniper
I highly recommend this option

become president or prime minister...round up her and everyone like her, put them on a small desterted island and then nuke them..

use a compass to carve incisions all around her,then peel off her skin and watch her haemorage.

Originally posted by La Vierge
OK. SO there is this really annoying girl in my english class. Funky knows what I'm talking about... Aayways I was hoping everyone creativity could kick in and give me some funny ways to possibly kill her! I do not plan on doing so but I just hate her so much!!!

Get her into trouble so she gets a dention.JM

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
Get her into trouble so she gets a dention.JM


So far Jackie's is the only logical one...Besides mt english teacher is mean so she would gove her hell...

beat her to death with novels..they have sharp pointy corners..

Lock her up in a compressing chamber... you know the rest.

Humiliate her. Pull down her pants, pull off her shirt, seduce her an videotape it, shove somethign down her throat s

Originally posted by Kiu Dun
Humiliate her. Pull down her pants, pull off her shirt, seduce her an videotape it, shove somethign down her throat s


OH GOD!!!!!!!!!

Stab her with an icicle, there is no evidence to that then.

After she is dead roll her body in a chain link fence, that way when you throw her to the bottom of a lake or river none of her decomposed body parts will float to the surface, it wil keep her intact until the fish eat her flesh and nibble at her bones.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Stab her with an icicle, there is no evidence to that then.

After she is dead roll her body in a chain link fence, that way when you throw her to the bottom of a lake or river none of her decomposed body parts will float to the surface, it wil keep her intact until the fish eat her flesh and nibble at her bones.

somebody thought about this too much faintthud

I agree...

Originally posted by La Vierge
I agree...

Actually, I took silver tears "Perfect murder" scenerio of the icicle and I saw on TV or something like that where I guy said a chainlink fence would keep the big pieces of body from floating to the surface.

EW.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Actually, I took silver tears "Perfect murder" scenerio of the icicle and I saw on TV or something like that where I guy said a chainlink fence would keep the big pieces of body from floating to the surface.

that ol' chestnut..

Did you notice that 105 people have viewed this thread, BUT they never posted cuz I bet they thougt it was about $ex. Just a theroy.