When I was at uni, I drank nearly a whole bottle of vodka before I went out. I was supposed to go to society dinner, but my friends told the cab driver to take me home...I don't know what happened, but I ended up at the dinner by rolling through the doors. At first, my friends were laughing. However, I didn't stop and I just rolled back-and-forth for 5 minutes. Then my friends informed me that I had a bicycle tire track running down my back...weird.