porn & fries

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D-Double
A couple years ago, I worked on a delivery crew at Stanford University for the summer. One extremely hot day, me and my crew-dawgs had the assignment of organizing the student storage while they were away for vacation. Before we could store their new crap we had to get rid of the old crap that had been abandoned from the year before.

Boxes and boxes of books, bongs, bongos, ect... Towards the end of our mission we came upon five boxes of the filthiest porn you have ever layed eyes on. Naturally, we quickly loaded it into the van to be thoroughly inspected back at our warehouse/fun-shack. As half the crew loaded, the other half ransacked the food-truck for burgers and cold drinks.

Once all in the van, we took off. But unfortunately in our gitty stupor of food, loud music and dirty magazines, we failed to realize that the worst driver among us was behind the wheel. Half way to the warehouse he decides to make a U-turn at 20 miles an hour over a foot-high concrete divider. KA-BLAM!! 6 dudes in a cargo van became momentarily airborne. On the way down, we landed on the boxes, splitting them all at the seems... The result:

... Porn and fries everywhere!!... eek!

misha
bet the boys loved that eek!

D-Double
We laughed all day... laughing ..... and chuckled all week... happy


When turning the pages, we would find random fries, lettuce, and tomato... big grin

BakaXero
eek!

wuTa
if there were mayonise stuck between the pages....chances are it wasnt mayonise

_G-Unit_
wow no expression

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by wuTa
if there were mayonise stuck between the pages....chances are it wasnt mayonise

blink that was gross ...but i like your thinking naughty

ladygrim
laughing out loud

D-Double
Originally posted by wuTa
if there were mayonise stuck between the pages....chances are it wasnt mayonise

We just let those pages be and moved on to the next mag... reading

This dude had quite a collection. I doubt he ever left his dorm room... blink

mechmoggy
What an ingenious way of combining my two favourite pastimes - food and porn.

Good work! thumb up

smoker4
A new kind of Happy Meal Happy Dance

Alpha Centauri
Ahh, porn and fries. Could there be a possible better combination?

-AC

Discos
lol I enjoyed that story. Filthiest porn huh, still got it for more thorough inspection yes

D-Double
Originally posted by mechmoggy
What an ingenious way of combining my two favourite pastimes - food and porn.

Good work! thumb up

Ah-thank-you.... flirt

Originally posted by smoker4
A new kind of Happy Meal Happy Dance

I have submitted this request to Ronald McDonald. He's work'n on it... wink


Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Ahh, porn and fries. Could there be a possible better combination?

-AC

Strippers and cake!! eek!


Originally posted by Discos
lol I enjoyed that story. Filthiest porn huh, still got it for more thorough inspection yes

Yes I do... ninja

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