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i just asked clovie to marry me and she said yes

a-hem clov! i'm SOOOOO gonna tell flavio!

ok then...



*deep breath*

OH FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV!

...




hmmmm........
i should say sth....?

what..

nothing.

she forgot to mention her BOYFRIEND, FLAVINHO

congrats robot

^ nice smilie

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
I"LLL KIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL MMMMMMMYYYYYYSEEEEEELLFFFFF AAAAANDDDDDDDDDDD YYYOUUUUUUUUU ANNNDDDDD TTTTTHAAAAAAT SCARRRRRRLEEEEET!!!!!!

whoho!

YOUUUUUUUUUUU..... YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU DINT LIKE ME, DID YA? WHY????? *starts crying and feeels mad*

TEH boyfriend came!

*hides*
*hides*

no1 will find me
*hides deeper* bag

im real confused

during moments like this.. i'm damn happy to have the (almost) perfect husband he cooks, he cleans, irons clothes, washes dishes... and he's HOT!

CLOVIE, I GAVE YA THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE!!!!!! OK, BEST HOURS, BUT..., BUT YOU DO THAT WITHOUT EVEN BREAKING UP WITH ME BE4??THAT'S WHAT I DON't UNDERSTAND...*falls again on the grround*

*comforts flavio* c'mon i'm SURE there are other vaginas...er... WOMEN

im soooooooooo sory cry

i didnt know this im sorry dude..

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

yeah i say dude a lot

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE, SWEET!

i think it wasnt my fault...:

Well...congrats, you two

dont mock me

oh my god, ashamed is mah name, mad the surname...

thanks i think

DUDE!

flavio: not really i'm just saying that my husband is perfect

u did it again

oh really, CONGRATS!!!!! BE HAPPY!!!!

*sits on flavios head* DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

enough with the dude now

where's my car?!?!?!

dude, dude...BE HAPPY WITH HER YA DUDE!!! :

*looks if she could stop hiding*

*hides deeper*
*cries*

DUDE!!! *kicks clov in the arse* DUDETTE!

I CALL MY REAL GIRLFRIEND LATER...SHE'LL BE SOOOOO HAPPY! DUDE...

DUDE!!!

hey leave my twin perv alone!!! she just decided this way.

next time i wont say dude

YEAH VAMPY DUDE, I WONT FIGHT FOR CLOVIE, SCARLET, I WISH YOU TWO BE VERY HAPPY AND MAKE A BETTER COUPLE THAN I MADE WITH CLOVIE....

*gone*

she betrayed muh niggah!!!! NOW THE WHOLE GANG WILL KILL HER!

SHe's not in DA HOOD anymore

DUDE.

good for u guys

dont do that to Clovie, let her go on in yer gang...I JUST CANT BE MAD AT HER!!! Y? THAT SCARES ME...

Don't worry kids! With any luck, they'll kill each other off and thus make the world a cleaner, happier place!

dun worry, man, da hood will take care of her!

SEND FLOWERS TO ALL MY HOS AND BITHCES!!!!

i dun want her to die! let her go on in peace, that guy DESERVES her.:

heyya.... everyone makes mistakes!! and she regretted it! you are a bit strict..........

uh... you mean don't kill her?

NO. I already loaded teh guns and called DA HOOD.

i talked to her, let her be happy with dis guy, i'll keep my life, but DON KILL HER!!!

Clovie how could you do that to this poor guy?

MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOISE!!!

*aims, pulls trigger* HAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA, dude!!!!!!!!!!

What are you smoking vamp?

thats evil

VAMPY'S LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME DON KILLL CLOVIE, AND LET HER STAY HERE! SHE'S SUFFERING REALLY HARD TOO...

plz! LEAVE CLOVIE ALONE!!!

LF12: it's called 'house of pain' 'jump around' to be exact

ok amtes, i have to go to sleep no, ta-ta! and bury her! or burn... OH WAIT!! if you want to burn the body then wait for meeeeeeeeee!!!!

PERMANENT SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!

Ok. You said dude like 26 times.

SHE BETRAYED ME, BUT OUR RELATIONSHIP WASNT THAT STRONG...SHE KNOWS WHAT I SAY, THO I WAS STARTING TO REALLY LIKE HER...

very funny....

Clovie made a mistake wow its going to kill some1

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO LET HER BE WITH DA GUY!!!!

now i REALLY have to go to sleep... toodleoo!

I1M SPEAKING SERIOUS, DON TREAT HER BAD, SHE MADE A CHOICE!

Clovie had to go cuz o her mom. she says she is sorry. please guys dont be mad at her!!

i say the same, don be mad at her, serious, i understood almost everything...

and i really don hate her, i like her, and i want her to be happy, just that...

and i think the most important thing that YOU, flavinho arent mad...and the others....so its not our business okay??? if they two have discussed everthing then we have nothing to do, ok?? you dont know the situation so dont judge!!

plz El, if you have any access t her, comsole her...i know she's suffering a lot too...

or isnt she?:
*gone*

congrats to you both.

hahahahahaha

oh Clovie luv, I really liked you and flavi together but.....it's ok as long as scarlet makes you happy..

congratulations, luv

how nice

I can't belive it; Clovie is getting married (I think). Congratulations to (almost) happy couple. *makes himself XY-23 with SI)

G'MORNIN DUDES AND DUDETTES!!!!!! how are you?!?!??!?

We're fine drunk woman how are you drunk woman

w000000000000000000000000000000t!!!!

Drunk woman walking down the street drunk woman.....(can't remember how it goes)

i'm not drunk

Oh; sorry then.








*gives vamp a bottle of vodka*

VODKA!!!! W000000000000T!!!!

You don't want it? OK; works for me












*opens the bottle and starts drinkin'*

*opens own bottle* fine then.

*takes out another two bottles* You can take one if you want

*takes*

*drinks*

hey vamps.

hey misha luv!

BOOM!

What the...? Clovie is gettin married???

Fck! I came back too late...

oh well

*takes out some dope and drinks some sth*

Also, I've just read the entire thread.

I've fallen off my chair

Good, did you break lots of bones?

Sadly, no

You're cute dregh! I'll let you live...this time.

I didn't even edit that post and it's already GAY

Don't push your luck kid......

so.... is there gonna be a wedding or what?

I dunno but I would like to give this guy, scarlet, some of my special cockroach poison aka STH.

why???

Uhh...ehh.

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Am I a nobody? Wow...really?

I should've seen those names on your sig before asking.....Clovie in red letters naughty... she's sweet

Oh but she's no longer available so she's black like the rest now

what i do?

Sounds just like me, only I'm not married. Oh yeah, and I don't iron. Here's a PULP song.


Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Pelvis
My thanks to Lulu for this transcription

Save me from my own hand
Oooooooh
Set the controls for the heart of the pelvis
Haven't you heard my name rhymes with Elvis?
And one thing I know is this
That your mouth is telling me to give you a big kiss
Now my guard's down
Save me from my own hand
Ahhhhhh
Can't you see what's on offer?
yeah babe it's going cheap today
I enter a room and all the girls say
"C'mon Jarv, can I be the first?
You make us so hot we feel we're gonna burst"
Now my guard's down
Oh yeah
So please
So please
Don't leave me alone in this double bed
It smells of damp towels and asthma inhalers
Say you're gonna call back later
Save me from these glossy photographs
Save me from my mother's laugh
Save me
Now my guard's down
That's right girls
That's right girls
Save me from my own hand
Oh yeah
Do you know how much
I want you?
Don't stop

very good

your a good singer wonna be in my band?

sweeeeeeeeeet!