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Come Join me. You will recieve
1. Cookies
2. Dark Chocolate M&Ms
3. Power
4. Long Life
5. Anything else you desire.

I am head. You can take any position you want.

Im second-in command I already called it!!

Its yours. What else do you desire. What are your evil plans?

Ok you said I own the Dark M&M's.....and I have a rainbow lightsaber................................uhhhh.........and a cool suit and the name Darth Red...............im good to go......except to modify a Nabbo Starfighter into my liking.....

Its yours.

What do you plan, though? Darksiders must always have plans.

Originally posted by star22
Its yours. What else do you desire. What are your evil plans?

Not a chance, that's my position. Make way for a true follower of the dark side, I am the one and only Dark Lady of the Force.

Sorry. Your a little late. The dark side is first come, first seved. However, you may be the Dark Lady and Queen of the Galaxy if you so desire.

....that works, I guess!

What are your plans. How are you going to take over? How will you serve and help the dark side?

I am a former Jedi who fell to the dark side some time ago....and it is my desire to completely wipe out all the Jedi. Once they are gone, it will be easy for us to move in and take over the galaxy.

Darkness is a joke, the light gives you anything you desire under $2.00...

Hi my name is Red and it had been 1 day since I joined the Dark side *therapy group claps*


I am a cousin of Anakin and have great force.....

"You want to join the light".... please, please.... *cries*

It's not "the Darkness"

It's the Dark Side!

You like full metal alchemist, don't you... Right now you can be a jedi alchemist.... You can be know it eradicate the sith from the face of the galaxy.... I know you want to....

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
It's not "the Darkness"

It's the Dark Side! Hey, that's what star 22 wrote.... I know it's the darkside... Join the lightside and get a lightsaber 50% off...

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
Hey, that's what star 22 wrote.... I know it's the darkside... Join the lightside and get a lightsaber 50% off...

Hahahaha! No.

I'm a Dark Sider through and through.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Hahahaha! No.

I'm a Dark Sider through and through.

Damn straight vader

Originally posted by JLred
Ok you said I own the Dark M&M's.....and I have a rainbow lightsaber................................uhhhh.........and a cool suit and the name Darth Red...............im good to go......except to modify a Nabbo Starfighter into my liking.....

a rainbow lightsaber?.....allow me to quote danzeke....."what are you gay?"

I think i might go to the light....

move aside because im taking charge

no

have it your way then. :: stabs jlred in the ribbs and snaps his neck::

gimmie darkness and blackness baybeh !

http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/RickJames.jpg

You can have all that you want. There is an unlimited supply.

No one is taking over. I am the darkness and the dark side.

The darkness encompasses more than just the dark side. I called it the darkness to accomidate all fandoms.

:: growl's like a defending lion:: if you dont stand down i will rip you to shreds

i wanna be in the darkness

Animal, you can't rip me. I don't have a body. I have servants to do my bidding. I am darkness. Your anger is from me. Your power is from me.

punkkaveman, sure you can join. We always can use more mustle.

i wanna be the war general...with a lot of powers....like Darth vader

tell your servants if they want some come get some

Sure. The job is all yours. I already have a second-in-command and a Queen of the universe, but you can be in charge of war.

What is your plan for killing the jedi and other lightsiders? They must be destroyed. This is your first task.

I will sabotage their plans..........

Good. Can you get some spies into their ranks?

Yes.....I can try.....

They have a new thread. Find someone to join them.

you dont understand star. i am much more than a sith lord. i am much more powerfull than the darkside and lightside combined. let me show you a little demenstration of my power. :: uses the ancient powerfull ways of the darkside and blows up dagobah,tattooine,dantooine,coruscant,hoth,kasshyy
yk,correlia at the exact same time::

Do you really think that an illusion will help convince me.

Then again, you are very deceptive.
How about being Ruler of the Andromeda Galaxy?

:: force pushes star to the ground:: you may not have a body but i can smell you out

I am everywhere. I am in everything. I am darkness. You can't push me to the ground.

How about ruling the universe in an alternate universe?

Originally posted by TheAnimal
:: force pushes star to the ground:: you may not have a body but i can smell you out

The Power of the Darkside is to strong.....join us now!

Darn it! I thought this was my chance to become part of a faux-Queen, 70s rock, camp band...damn.

ABBA???

Eh? No, not quite...

The Darkness

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Eh? No, not quite...

The Darkness dude!!! omg...classic

100% Imperial Girl ^^
Imperials Fleets under my command.

never join the darkside

Sign me up ( i just want some cookies)

cookie

I want Hayden Christensen naked. Then I'll join your side.

what kind of cookies?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I want Hayden Christensen naked. Then I'll join your side.

blushing

so do I.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I want Hayden Christensen naked. Then I'll join your side. naturally....of course

er....i myself would not wanna see hayden naked

I want watermelons.

Originally posted by Mandos
I want watermelons. ....you're such a doofOriginally posted by cindy8219
sign me up and forget the cookies.


btw, I like your signature. thanks...
do you know what it says?

Originally posted by cindy8219
I do and I like what it says. kewl.... i take it you speak spanish thenOriginally posted by Mandos
stop........

Know what else I want?

Yo hablo espanol muy bien.

Yo tambien.

Yo espero que tu comprendes, cindy.

Comprender que?

La Terra es una chica!

Anyone naked that you want. They are all yours. You just have to take it.
Cookies, candy, chocolate, fudge, all the sweets you want. We can even remove the bad side effects so that you can eat as much as you want.

Alright, I'll call you boss if you can get one of these forum gals smitten over me. *Heheh, asking you do to the impossible. Hence why I'm the master and you are a pawn..*

where do i sign up?
heh heh heh heh heh...

so, i'm weighing my options...if i join does this place offer steak

Pawn? I am darkness. When you do anything evil or bad, I make you do it. How can I be a pawn.

Sorry to say, but I don't think that you deserve any of those girls. I can't let you have them.

slm, you are in. What position do you want?

I will be Sith Lord.

Its yours. Palpatine is dead (stupid Vader), so you can take his place.

I already have a secret apprentice that is working for me, identity I will keep secret even to you.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
so, i'm weighing my options...if i join does this place offer steak
It has to!! ...doesn't it?

Mandos...can i be your mother please?and look after how you eat n mummy stuff?
oh and i will assist my boy in taking over the world and spreading the dark side to become the dark cloud

Yes, we offer steaks free of charge and ill effects. Stakes too.


Be careful. Apprentices have been known to turn on their masters. Does he/she have any family? If so, kill them in secret without him ever finding out that it was you.

hiya

Welcome do the darkness. What job do you want?

hey do you guy do cupcakes , you cant be evil without cupcakes ^__^

Oww evil cupcakes with pink frosting no make it purple on second thought

Originally posted by star22
Welcome do the darkness. What job do you want?


dunno give me one

What are your skills? What do you excell at? Where are you from? Can you manipulate? Do you like power in the forfront, or do you like working behind the scenes?

Originally posted by star22
What are your skills? What do you excell at? Where are you from? Can you manipulate? Do you like power in the forfront, or do you like working behind the scenes?
I want endless battles

I have a bad temper and find myself slipping into berserker rages
I also have very long claws
I like power in the forfront

Wolvie, you can be in charge of my enforcement forces.

Mistah Devil, you can be in charge of diplomacy. ::grins:: Let the battles begin.

good I except

*ferocious growl*

* BIGGER GROWL THAN MISTAH DEVILS*

Is that a yes, Devil? If so, what wars do you plan on inciting?

As for you, Wolvie, its time to get dangerous. There are some lightsiders in this forum that need to be dealt with. They are usually very open about there oposition to us, so there shouldn't be any problems.

There are so many Star Wars cults I forgot which side I'm on.

I just know Ken and Lana run it.

-AC

This isn't just for Star Wars. Its for all darksiders of any fandom. I run it, not this Ken or Lana.

Originally posted by star22
As for you, Wolvie, its time to get dangerous. There are some lightsiders in this forum that need to be dealt with. They are usually very open about there oposition to us, so there shouldn't be any problems.


Just say the word an there taken care of

I don't think any are online at the moment, but when you see them, go get them.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
There are so many Star Wars cults I forgot which side I'm on.

I just know Ken and Lana run it.

-AC

well ya better pick a side real quick fast and in a hurry

Originally posted by star22
Is that a yes, Devil? If so, what wars do you plan on inciting?
Any wars that are necessary

Yes, you'd better. I'll send Wolvie after you otherwise.

Just remember never turn your back to a DEVIL

I turn my back to no one see yall tomaroww

ciao

Hey, I live in San Antonio. Well, I will as of July 1.

deep in the heeeeeart of Texas....eyep...

now move along....pilgrim

I'm not a pilgrim. I'm the dark side.

duuuh

BIG D

The home of the Devil

I'll join...as long as I get a dual lightsaber like Darth Maul.....in PINK!

I'm glad you feel at home here.

A very Old Vampiric Wizard is at your service.

I need to satisfy my thirst for death

The darkside has corrupted all of you... There is still a chance for all of you... If the darkside is so strong then take the title of dark lord of the sith from star 22...

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
The darkside has corrupted all of you... There is still a chance for all of you... If the darkside is so strong then take the title of dark lord of the sith from star 22...
ur next

Cr@p...

..run..

..the thrill of the chase...

..oh how it excites....

HI

Originally posted by Vyxen
HI not yet....but soon

Annihilation is man's true fate...

Eradication is man's true nature....

there you are!!

Oblivion is inevitable...

Are you excepting death?

you bore me

But for those who would like to defy their fate of destruction... Resist the darkside... Has the strongest of minds... There is only one way to do this... The lightside....

Originally posted by star22
Come Join me. You will recieve
1. Cookies
2. Dark Chocolate M&Ms
3. Power
4. Long Life
5. Anything else you desire.

I am head. You can take any position you want.

do we have to wear tight spandex and sing in a very high voice?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
do we have to wear tight spandex and sing in a very high voice? no....that's only for the men with really skinny legs

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
But for those who would like to defy their fate of destruction... Resist the darkside... Has the strongest of minds... There is only one way to do this... The lightside....
how can you preach such lies?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
you see the title's a bit mis-leading...it sounds like they want people to join the Darkness no...only men with really skinny legs and huge adam's apple

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
how can you preach such lies? Lies... What I said was the truth... If you cannot see that, then there is no hope for you. You will be destroyed like the rest of the sith.

just bring it

well i wan't to be the main prisoner i want to watch the little boys and bomb the jedi council k?

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
just bring it Bring what... The death star... An ewok... Micheal Jackson... What?

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
Bring what... The death star... An ewok... Micheal Jackson... What? michael jackson

*An Expected assasin walks into the base, and heads towards star22* I don't know what the idiot wants, but this is going to cost him double. *mumbles* pull me from tea time wil he...

Originally posted by star22
Come Join me. You will recieve
1. Cookies
2. Dark Chocolate M&Ms
3. Power
4. Long Life
5. Anything else you desire.

I am head. You can take any position you want.

I am in!jm

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
Bring what... The death star... An ewok... Micheal Jackson... What?
i'm disappointed you didn't get my wrasslin reference

I was just adding a little humor...

*Walks into argument* Any of you meatbags seen star22.

Darth Mantis, you seem to be mistaken. I am not Sith Lord, I am the dark side. They can't exactly defeat me. Nor can you.

Thank you to all my loyal followers. Welcome newcomers. Lets get this ligthsider fool who dares to threaten us.

*query* I'm sorry master, but I can not allow you to do that.

im in th e dark side i want a light saber thats red that can kill anyone laf with me


muahahahahahahahahaha muahahahahahahahaha

*annoyed statement* Cant you see I am having a conversation with my master, meatbag?

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
*annoyed statement* Cant you see I am having a conversation with my master, meatbag?
meatbag??

who the hell of evil is meatbag?

SPORK! leaving

i got a light saber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm the master. You do what I say. No lightsiders allowed.

Yes, you may have a lightsaber. However, remember that we have other weapons as well, unlike the jedi.

I m Back I cant yuse the Freakin Computer at home so I have to chat at school
I swear my dad loves that danm computer more than me
and just for everyone info I'm a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry I'll calm down but Ive had about ten people think I was A guy
Hey star22 Have a job for me today I could just kill something