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Side by me and you will recieve
1. Sp. brownies
2. Skittles
3. Can whoop darkside @ss
4. Get a membership card to whoop darkside @ss
5. Anything you want under a $1.50
6. Okay, okay anything under a $2.00

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
Side by me and you will recieve
1. Sp. brownies
2. Skittles
3. Can whoop darkside @ss
4. Get a membership card to whoop darkside @ss
5. Anything you want under a .50
6. Okay, okay anything under a .00

Ooh who to join..light ..dark...dark.. light.....

*ponders*

light, who gives out sp. brownies for free? Thought so, light side hands down....

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
light, who gives out sp. brownies for free? Thought so, light side hands down....

I can make my own....

However..I may join if there's an Ipod on offer... whistling

It's done 50 ipods at your door in 3....2.....1.... it's done join now and get a lightsaber 50% off.

I like this place ill hang out for awhile.....*ignore me the spy..ignore me the spy*

Their is still a chance for you... Tell star 22 that the darkside will never control the galaxy... NEVER...

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
It's done 50 ipods at your door in 3....2.....1.... it's done join now and get a lightsaber 50% off.

Hmm funny I don't see the iPods?....

<< Unhappy Customer..

Oh dark side you say hmm...

hmmm.......only one person...
Im thinkin aboutr it...

If You join the dark side you get:

1. Cookies
2. Dark Chocolate M&Ms
3. Power
4. Long Life
5. Anything else you desire.

Isn't that better than the light side.......hahahaha!

Can I join?

Originally posted by punkkaveman
If You join the dark side you get:

1. Cookies
2. Dark Chocolate M&Ms
3. Power
4. Long Life
5. Anything else you desire.

Isn't that better than the light side.......hahahaha! Dark Side rulez

*joins da dark side of da force* it was indefinable

Yeah, but does the darkside give insurance... Do they give you a pension when you die from a jedi masters hands.... For the love of god they kill each other for a higher position anytime they want.... Oh the ipods might get to your house inbetween today and the next millenia....

Well the darkside always gets it's but kicked by the lightside... It's true luke skywalker vs. vader.... Jaden vs. Marka Ragnos.... ROTS Obi-wan vs. ROTS Anakin... It's the truth would you want to be on the winning side, or a side where you only die... Even darth vader saved his son from Sidious... Light side people...

join the light?

Yes master yoda..... Their going to kill me....

I reather join the dark.jm

Never

Yes, we give insurance, even though darksiders never need it.

Darksiders have more fun than lightsiders. There are no restrictions and no inhibitions. You just do whatever you want and take whatever you want. Anything your heart desires.

Sith.. Jedi.. you all rely on carbs.. *Shakes head*

Through purity of Evil one begins to realise bunless sammitches is where's the taste is at!

Nothing beats a 1lb of cheese with a glass of whine.

How come it's a Darth that's making the light side?
Anyway, you get more advantages in being in the Dark Side.

Darth decided to switch sides and has as of yet refused to give the name back.
I'm warning you. I want the name.

hmmm So does this place offer steak?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
hmmm So does this place offer steak?
That would be my forte being low-carb.

All the steak you can bare. \m/ \m/

well then. thats 1 point for your side then

We have free steaks over at the dark side. All you can eat, with no bad effects on your health.

We have meat steaks, wooden stakes, and more.

Originally posted by Mandos
How come it's a Darth that's making the light side?
Anyway, you get more advantages in being in the Dark Side. I am infiltrating the sith academy.... Isn't always like that...

Originally posted by star22
Darth decided to switch sides and has as of yet refused to give the name back.
I'm warning you. I want the name. Sorry you will never get the title... I killed more jedi than their are stars in the galaxy... guess what, the next star on my list is 22.... Star 22...

Originally posted by star22
We have free steaks over at the dark side. All you can eat, with no bad effects on your health.

Ofcourse it has no bad effects on your health! It's low-carb!

Course i'm more of a cheese person myself. God I love cheese. I scarf cheese and whine like.. wait.. *Looks through his villain almanac*

ALL THE FRUITY-TOOTY VILLAINS EAT CHEESE AND WHINE! >: \

I need to be alone for a moment.. ;_;

the light blinds you from the truth

Darkness clouds your judgement.

how would you know that if the light has blinded you from the truth?

Because the lightside has helped me even in my darkest hour... It is now my weapon and most of all it is my ally...

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
Side by me and you will recieve
1. Sp. brownies
2. Skittles
3. Can whoop darkside @ss
4. Get a membership card to whoop darkside @ss
5. Anything you want under a $1.50
6. Okay, okay anything under a $2.00


*JOINS*

i want this candybar, its $1.99

We get free condoms too.

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
Side by me and you will recieve
1. Sp. brownies
2. Skittles
3. Can whoop darkside @ss
4. Get a membership card to whoop darkside @ss
5. Anything you want under a $1.50
6. Okay, okay anything under a $2.00

*joins lightside*



*takes brownies and skittles*


*joins darkside*

*Walks in with grey aurora* Move me. Tell me why I should change my gey ways to a deffinative color? If the light blinds you, and the darkness clouds your judgement, than why not be the force holders you are meant to be? *Whips out lightsaber* That is of course the winner has to change my mind, which I can say wont be an easy task.

Originally posted by LifeIsKillingMe
*JOINS*

i want this candybar, its $1.99 Done, go give star 22 a lecture...

Originally posted by Draco69
We get free condoms too. Of course... What do you think this is the darkside...

*Puts lightsaber away. floats upside down* they probably were a waste of my time any ways....

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
*Walks in with grey aurora* Move me. Tell me why I should change my gey ways to a deffinative color? If the light blinds you, and the darkness clouds your judgement, than why not be the force holders you are meant to be? *Whips out lightsaber* That is of course the winner has to change my mind, which I can say wont be an easy task. *Waves his hand* "you want to join the lightside." Cr@p didn't work, the force is strong with him... Okay first off, you will be trained in all the styles of lightsaber combat. Second, you will be part of the twelve members of the Jedi Council. Third, you get to use the sith as target practice for your force lightning... "This is a new order, we get things done our own way." So what can be better than that?

Many dark times come ahead... Is their anyone willing to revolt against the darksiders...

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
*Waves his hand* "you want to join the lightside." Cr@p didn't work, the force is strong with him... Okay first off, you will be trained in all the styles of lightsaber combat. Second, you will be part of the twelve members of the Jedi Council. Third, you get to use the sith as target practice for your force lightning... "This is a new order, we get things done our own way." So what can be better than that?

I do not wish your petty light-saber training, but a member of a council appeals to me. But we shall rule as an oligarchy. Three members rule absolutely, through a field of checks an balances. But those three will participate in a smaller council of ten, of those which are divided to arbitrate in different sectors. I will assist to form this council and move it on its way, but then I must leave....the force calls me.

Good, but never underestimate my teachings of lightsaber combat....

Never underestimate mine...

You will miserably fail through your attempt of mastering the force Blades, not if you are not thought the proper way. Come with me, young one, and you will become more powerful than you'd ever dreamed, even more powerful than me.

Originally posted by Mandos
You will miserably fail through your attempt of mastering the force Blades, not if you are not thought the proper way. Come with me, young one, and you will become more powerful than you'd ever dreamed, even more powerful than me.

Young one, YOUNG ONE!!! You offend me Mandos, clearly it is you who are young. I have seen the universe grow through countless millenia, it is the young who join the darkside and become things lesser than beasts. And old fools who join the light side in order to gain control and reverence in their lives. But it is the wise and powerful who learn to master both ways of one force in one perfect teachings. The other day I let you win, but if I were to unleash every sinew and fiber in my being to you low and charasmatic level, I would wipe the floor with you and write you name out in blood with your face. So before you think of challenging a countless year old arbitor, think wisely, it might be your last decision.

Excellent, let the anger out!I can feel it.
My friend, I have reached the ultimate wisdom, and your powers cannot be compared to mine.
For, do you realise who you are dealing with? I AM YOUR FATHER!

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Never underestimate mine... I never did... For the force is strong with you...

I lived for eons.... I have seen many things... The training of Tulak hord, Mandalorian wars, Revan slowly going to the darkside, Malak rising to power... I have learned many things as well... I would back down Mandos... The force is weak within you....

I have fought the Yuzhaan Vong, in which the force has no effect against them. I have travelled all surrounding galaxies and have read all the books about the force. I have even vanquished death. HAHAHAHAHA!

But after all the darkside training, I have fallen so far to the darkside there was no hope.... So I searched the galaxy for a power of legendary calibar and I found it... To know what I found you must join the lightside, for it is true darkness....

Originally posted by Mandos
Excellent, let the anger out!I can feel it.
My friend, I have reached the ultimate wisdom, and your powers cannot be compared to mine.
For, do you realise who you are dealing with? I AM YOUR FATHER!

scared I...I... *callapse to my knees.* This cant be...that would mean...you'd have to be...ageless

I have just told Mantis that I have defeated death. Join me my son, and together we shall rule the galaxy as father and son.

*lets light saber fall to the ground* Whom am I to argue...father.

You are my son, and thou have the same potential as me, and peharps even more. Join me in the dark side thread, for I wish this light thread falls at the bottom of them all

I am a Jedi Knight.....

All jedi are welcome here.

WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE LIGHT IT'S BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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are ya gonna post that everywhere

Darth Mantis,

How do you plan on defeating the DarkSide?

I'd like to be of assistance if I may

My plan to defeating the darkside is... How do I know you are not a spy?

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
My plan to defeating the darkside is... How do I know you are not a spy?
i assure u I am no spy

But how do I know you are not lieing?

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
But how do I know you are not lieing?
you dont do you

doesn't the light show you the truth?

Not if it no longer exists.

What the hell is going on this forum?

Dark side?
Light Side?

Sides of what?

Uh? Smoke?

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
you dont do you

doesn't the light show you the truth? Not if the darkness shrouds my vision...

dontgetit

Join the light you must, it is your destiny...

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
you dont do you

doesn't the light show you the truth?

But the darkness is known to conceal lies. *Whips out lightsaber and uses force to push Mistah DEVIL across the room.* I would suggest you leave, I do not feel like wasting my time on petit worriers such as yourself.

Tut tut tut....this thread is the oposite to the dark thread which means you're bing copy cats...nonoWe dark will win over you lot, just you see....*igonore me the spy also*

Originally posted by Blue Dragon
Tut tut tut....this thread is the oposite to the dark thread which means you're bing copy cats...nonoWe dark will win over you lot, just you see....*igonore me the spy also*

Are we not one in the same force? When we die, do we not return to "The Force", and not "The Dark Side" or "The Light Side"? Do return to the light side, nor remain to in the Dark side, but become one with the Grey. A side that allows you the use of your passions, but restricts you to ultimate evil. A side that knows no bounds, power beyond the stars, open your eyes...and join the GREY.

Yes join the grey side, but there is one flaw about your comment... The darkside does not care what it destroy's... It will not stop untill the galaxy is destroyed... So that is why I am on the lightside, to stop them before it is to late... Once that is done, there is no more worries, relaxation there will be... Untill then, be on guard for the darkness lies within are selves... Fight it we must do...

I'm not like that...we have good sides too, we aren't evil...well I'm not anyway...

Then join the lightside...

No.

Join the lightside please dont make me laugh

i am part of the light side

I know you are its kinda ovious

I like the colour black.

train everyone must...

I will join the ranks of the light side....

NO, It has come back. The light haaaaaaaaaa

I will fight until my last breath...

The Dark Side will rise!!!

Light is darkness

Exactly... The true darkness is the light...

I hate the sun... It gets in my eyes! Bloody sun! Night is lovely....

*Agrees by nodding head*

the light side shall be protected

Whatever hahaha it would be better if it was dark all the time Im sensitive to light so every time I walk out when the damn sun is shinin my eyes burn out of my head

well thats good

no its not

yeah it is

no its not but i can bet i can burn your eyes out with my Lightsaber

you can try

*gets ready to emit pulse beam*

hi

Originally posted by Mighty Yoda
well thats good
No it's not! Like Wolvielover said it burns your head off!

*nods head again*

*sigh* Is their any jedi to protect our galaxy... Or do I have to do it myself...

Why should i become a jedi,i love to being evil,its fun

Another pathectic lifeform... Step aside, or die sith...

you will never defeat me! and if you strike me down i will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

If you can pull yourself together after you get split in two...

ha you are a weak minded fool,who can never defeat me

Originally posted by Merlin2
*nods head again*
I like you with the nooding...what are you a nodding dog or something?

i wanna join the light

the lightside has returned

Awwww....

Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
ha you are a weak minded fool,who can never defeat me Gen. Grievous... Have you ever seen true darkness... Not what these new sith use or the ancient ones as well... But true darkness... I have fallen so far to the darkside, that the only way to harness this supreme power is the lightside... A shield it is... When that shield is destroyed, my power is limitless...

Originally posted by dizzyblondegirl
i wanna join the light Well all who serve the light are welcome here. So if your not mandos or his followers, then welcome...

Darth Mantis, put your saber away it is not time for the fall of Gen Grevious, in fact I do not see him falling. Perhaps we could find a use in him.

Prince, I sense you are no light nor dark. It is a transision between them.

Originally posted by Mandos
Prince, I sense you are no light nor dark. It is a transision between them.

It's good to see some one so wise finally realized this. I have been on both sides of the extreme, none of which I was pleased with. After many years in the deep regions of space, I was contected with the force. But the connection was so strong I could barely contain my power. I wondered for many months why I had regained my force powers. Than when I realized my transition to the force as a grey member, I knew what I must do...return balance back to the force.

I have learned many things... If anyone defies me... I will sever the force from them... *retracts lightsaber*...

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
I have learned many things... If anyone defies me... I will sever the force from them... *retracts lightsaber*...

*Nods in agreement, returns to meditation.*

So Prince the Wise, my son, you have moved one step closer to finding the mystery of this world. Now know that there is no dark side or light side. There is only force. Throughout my reflexions, I was able to see it as tiny particules of midi-chlorian, which gives us the force and are within us. I was able to control them in my visions and replace those inside me by new ones. This technique gives me eternal life, for I lived for thousands and thousands of years without my body degrading. Also, during my meditations, I discovered that when I was communicating with them, my body made of with them also. I then had to power to become an entity without a body, only force created me. And it is by the union oof this force that you were born. Train with me, Prince, and master the power of immortality. Dark side? It is only words.

Originally posted by Mandos
So Prince the Wise, my son, you have moved one step closer to finding the mystery of this world. Now know that there is no dark side or light side. There is only force. Throughout my reflexions, I was able to see it as tiny particules of midi-chlorian, which gives us the force and are within us. I was able to control them in my visions and replace those inside me by new ones. This technique gives me eternal life, for I lived for thousands and thousands of years without my body degrading. Also, during my meditations, I discovered that when I was communicating with them, my body made of with them also. I then had to power to become an entity without a body, only force created me. And it is by the union oof this force that you were born. Train with me, Prince, and master the power of immortality. Dark side? It is only words.

I have forseen this, but could not decipher an answer. You are correct, Sith Jedi? to names for one ideal. However, what makes you think that you are stronger? You may have lived for thousands of year, with no sign of ages. But I have seen millenia of years. The force has shown its face, and what a beautiful face it is. Why not Join me, and we shall watch the galaxy as the gaurdians we are meant to be.

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
I have forseen this, but could not decipher an answer. You are correct, Sith Jedi? to names for one ideal. However, what makes you think that you are stronger? You may have lived for thousands of year, with no sign of ages. But I have seen millenia of years. The force has shown its face, and what a beautiful face it is. Why not Join me, and we shall watch the galaxy as the gaurdians we are meant to be.

My friend, you are ignoring that I can become one with the force. I have unlimited powers, and at any second I can take all your midi-chlorian and you would become useless. But that is not my plan. Before ruling, thou must understand what you are ruling. Come with me, son, and I will show you power as you have never seen before, powers you could not even have hoped to forsee.

Originally posted by Mandos
My friend, you are ignoring that I can become one with the force. I have unlimited powers, and at any second I can take all your midi-chlorian and you would become useless. But that is not my plan. Before ruling, thou must understand what you are ruling. Come with me, son, and I will show you power as you have never seen before, powers you could not even have hoped to forsee.

And once you become the force, than what? You will be manipulated and used by the petit force wielders who call them selves sith and jedi. You would not be the only one to become one with the force anyway. Those force wielders, when they die, they become united with there power. You would only be handing yourself to death. Perhaps you might want to consider your offer, and accept mine.

light, dark, grey... Deep within, their lies the fourth side of the force... A danger this side is.... Threaten's existence it's self... A new enemy it is... But yet the strongest...

My friend, I have thought your studies would have shown you reason. There were only two who weere able to do this: my master and I. And it is not to die, it is revival. You have so much to learn, yet you are stubborn. You could be so much more than what you are right now... but it is not the point. I'm giving you the possibility of defeating death, to master the force so well you could become untouchable, to protect all the ones you love arround you. It is my final offer. If you step back, I will never ask you again.

Originally posted by Mandos
My friend, I have thought your studies would have shown you reason. There were only two who weere able to do this: my master and I. And it is not to die, it is revival. You have so much to learn, yet you are stubborn. You could be so much more than what you are right now... but it is not the point. I'm giving you the possibility of defeating death, to master the force so well you could become untouchable, to protect all the ones you love arround you. It is my final offer. If you step back, I will never ask you again.

Perhaps old age has clouded my judgment...no, I will remain consta...*shifts head to the side, whispers* very well. Mandos I will take you up on your offer.

I sense a disturbance in your force.

Originally posted by Mandos
I sense a disturbance in your force.

Your offer intrigues me Mandos. Perhaps I can inlighten you on my perspective of your intrest.

A new enemy of unparellel power has entered our galaxy...

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
A new enemy of unparellel power has entered our galaxy...

You couldn't be more correct.

It's the darkest force I ever sensed... It makes sith look like child play things... What is it... It's not normal... Train the jedi I must... Have a temporary alliance with the sith... What ever this thing is... it shakes the planets in it's presense... The power is unbeliveable... So far away but still stronger than any force user ever... Must be after the "Object of Origin"... The 5th prophet I must find...

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
It's the darkest force I ever sensed... It makes sith look like child play things... What is it... It's not normal... Train the jedi I must... Have a temporary alliance with the sith... What ever this thing is... it shakes the planets in it's presense... The power is unbeliveable... So far away but still stronger than any force user ever... Must be after the "Object of Origin"... The 5th prophet I must find...

Cease Mantis and be still. Truly the light has blinded you, it is not evil, nor is it sith. Allow it some time to proceed further. Surly it will take the time to recognize you. Be silent and still.

I have mediated on this and I reconize this being... A spawn of the sacred object... It is one of the grunts compared to the true enemy which lies beyond the outer rim... I will sever the force from this spawn but still to strong for a fallen sith as myself... Need help, two of us can defeat this creature... It is probably disguised as a jedi or a sith... be on guard, even one as powerful as youself cannot defeat this spawn alone...

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
I have mediated on this and I reconize this being... A spawn of the sacred object... It is one of the grunts compared to the true enemy which lies beyond the outer rim... I will sever the force from this spawn but still to strong for a fallen sith as myself... Need help, two of us can defeat this creature... It is probably disguised as a jedi or a sith... be on guard, even one as powerful as youself cannot defeat this spawn alone...

Defeating this spawn is not our purpose, but rather converting it. We will use this spawn, who is one of many, and attack the truer enemy. But we must attack in numbers, for I fear many will die and even more will fall to our failure.

Yes, by converting it, you lure out the true threat... Most impressive PrinceofBlades... Now, who are the suspects of being the spawn...

Aww, that is something we must discuss in private. As my friend, our true enemy lies closer than we think.

Indeed.

My sith power is limitless! You can choose to join me or die a painful death! The darkside.......it fuels the very power....that has destroyed the many foolish jedi who have crossed me.....my blades are eager for another battle,as am I,do not become my next victim......dont make me destroy you......

^ the dark side is strong! We will not fall!

Death to our enemies!!!!!

we wil be victorious!

*laughs manically!!!!!*

Bwa hahahaha!

Any more laughing out of you grievous and I'll turn you off (I know you have a power switch). Also this goes to you electrocat, get back in your cage...

The jedi are a joke,*keeps laughing manically*

I know ancient sith magic... If you thought force lightning was the strongest force technique... Then you were wrong... Any more and I'll use a fire demon spell...

Dont make me laugh jedi.....

join the dark side because......... good is dumb

Indeed.

no its not *ignites lightsabre

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