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My favourite parks are car parks / Grass is something you smoke / Birds are something you shag / Take your Year In Provence / and shove it / up your arse / Your Ladbroke Grove looks turn me on, yeah.

Closing...

anyone else feel their I.Q. drop some points there

I don't have an I.Q. so it can't drop

Please do not member bash, or I will ban you.

in that case, I'll remain silent

Oh well I saw you / at the doctor's / waiting for a test / You tried to look like some kind of heiress / but your face is such a mess / And now you're going / to a party / and you're leaving / on your own / Oh I'm sorry / but didn't you say / that things go better with a little bit of razzamatazz? / Na na nana na na na... /

I'm leaving to go have dinner with my family. When I return I expect to see some serious mayhem!

mayhem!!!

*places a pencil on the floor*

I want some food

Okay, here's some more PULP lyrics for you.


The trouble with your brother / he's always sleeping / with your mother / and I know that your sister missed her time again this month / Am I talking too fast / or are you just playing dumb? / If you want / I can write it down / It should matter to you / but aren't you the one / with your razzmatazz and the nights on the town? / oh-oh-oh / Oh you knew it / and you blew it didn't you babe?

we listened to your sister
when she came home from school
cus she was two years older
and she could have boys in her room
I listened outside, I heard her, alright!

Oooooh, I wanna take you home
I wanna give you children
and you might be my girlfriend
a yeah-yeah-yeah yeah yeah
yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Bar Italia
Now if you can stand / I would like you by the hand, yeah / and go for a walk / past people / as they / go to work / Oh / Let's get out of this place / before / they tell us that we've just that died / Oh move, move quick / you've got to move / Come on, it's through / Come on, it's time / Oh look at you / you're looking so confused / Just what did you lose? / Oh / If you can make / an order / could you get me one / Two sugars would be great / `cause I'm fading fast / and it's nearly dawn / If they knocked down this place / this place / it would still look much better than you / Oh, now move, move quick / you've got to move / Come on, it's through / Come on, it's time / Oh look at you / you're looking so confused / Oh, what did you lose? / Oh, it's O.K. / it's just your mind / If we get through this alive / I'll meet you next week, same place, same time / Oh move, move quick / you've got to move / Come on, it's through / Come on, it's time / Oh look at you / you, you're looking so confused / Oh, what did you lose? / Oh / Oh, that's what you get from clubbing it / You can't go home and go to bed / because it hasn't worn off yet / and now it's morning / There's only one place we can go / it's round the corner in Soho / where all the broken people go / Let's go.

I don't get it...

There's a band called Pulp, and that there's some of their lyrics.


At least, thats what I was doing...

Pulp - Lipgloss


No wonder you're looking thin,
when all that you live on is lipgloss and cigarettes.
And scraps at the end of the day when he's given the rest,
to someone with long black hair.
All those nights up making such a mess of the bed.
Oh you never ever want to go home.
And he wants you so you may as well hang around for a while,
call your dad on the phone.
He changed his mind last Monday,
so you've gotta leave by Sunday, yeah.
You've lost your lipgloss Honey, Oh yeah.
Now nothing you do can turn him on,
there's something wrong.
You had it once but now it's gone.
And you feel such a fool,
for laughing at bad jokes,
and putting up with all of his friends,
and kissing in public.
What are they gonna say when they run into you again?
That your stomach looks bigger and your hair is a mess,
and your eyes are just holes in your face.
And it rains every day,
and when it doesn't,
the sun makes you feel worse anyway.
He changed his mind last Monday,
now you've gotta leave by Sunday, yeah.
You've lost your lipgloss Honey, Oh yeah.
Now nothing you do can turn him on,
there's something wrong.
You had it once but now it's gone.
Though you knew,
there was no way it was gonna last for ever,
it still shook you,
when he told you in a letter,
that he didn't wanna see you.
You nearly lost your mind, Oh yeah.
You've lost your lipgloss Honey, Oh yeah.
Now nothing you do can turn him on,
there's something wrong.
You had it once but now it's gone, Oh yeah.
You've lost your lipgloss Honey, Oh yeah.
Now nothing you do can turn him on,
there's something wrong.
You had it once but now it's gone.
Oh yeah.

I don't like pulp in my juice I always get my mommy to beat up the people who put it in it